Dog shit generation

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PoProPo on Drums, Bass
Greg (Mockman Hawk) on Guit, Stomp King, Vox

Mockman Hawk & Jasper Church are 2 of the many entities that channel through me. They where enemies that died in an epic battle against each other.

Mockman Hawk is a witchdoctor who's very good at using magic and spells and was the leader of his very powerful tribe. MMH was ruthless while in battle and not to be toyed with in any regards! At the same time he was very caring of his people and if you messed with any of them you where as good as dead.

Jasper Church was the leader of his Kingdom and was a mastermind. Some say he had the intelligences of the gods. He was the top of the line at weaponry making weapons that were way ahead of the times. The strangest thing about Jasper Church is that Mockman Hawk's magic could only do minimal damage to him, no one quite knew why. Maybe it was mind over matter?

The battle ended after the 2 where in battle with each other and taken by surprise. A cannon, created by Jasper Church, took the lives of both of them instantly fusing their two souls together. Now fused together they must find a body to continue their battle and un-fuse themselves from one another so they can become separate entities. This is where I come in. With my permission they are channeling through me. I think I made a big mistake by doing so.

Mockman hawk, the nemesis of Jasper Church (ft PoProPo on drums)

working on my home album. Hopefully i will be done with it within 3 or 4 months.

Here Comes Mama (home Album version)

Anal Beads In Cavity (i love you so)

i i i i i i i love dazy

sedamine amphetamine

Battle of the Entities

Use this to channel a spirit of Muppet Puppy 

I Got a Muppet Puppy And it Looks Real Good

you ain't noth'n but a langle dangy (shut the fuck up kid!!)

I'm working on my home album and here is the first one done. 

Since everyone is so interested in lyrics Here you go:

welcome to mother's house mother's house welcome to
Mother gets her Lovin when she dope deal Lovin spread on the butter and put it in the oven oh mother I don't like the food shut up little bitch and go to your room 
welcome to mother's house mother's house welcome to

 you like to smoke ganja with Marley on your wall mother watch a Tony Danza movie while she balls hey Bjork baby got a flu you going to let your baby cry like you do
2x  how to be the lover how to be the mother how to be the father of a daughter and a brother 
welcome to mother's house mother's house welcome to 
4 x  how to be the lover how to be the mother how to be the father of a daughter and a brother 
Hellas for mothers that fall for their lovers
 hell is for losers and family boozers
 Hell is for dinners and family sinners
 hell is for mothers that fall for their lovers 
go to your room son you'll get no breakfast hun go to your room son you'll get no better hun 
Hellas for mothers 
welcome to mother's house mother's house welcome to 
mother gets her love while she dope deal Lovin spread on the butter and put it in the oven
 oh mother I don't like the food shut up little bitch and go to your room 
4xhow to be a lover how to be a mother how to be a father of a daughter and a brother

Hell Is For MoThErS

Meanwhile, back at Bible camp

Pants On pants off machine

Papa wants his Sanity

**(!!warning!! You can't unread this)**
Scabie got their babies and they must have been in embedded now hopping n a Boppin n a hopping on the baby how I got to go to doctors and I got to get the medicine fucking all that shit I can't afford the blow for head again

Hey man how's it going man how's the tan how's the band how's the scabies on the hand I'm just a doctor going to give you all the medicine going to give you medicine and make you go ooooooooo

Scabie got the babies and they're hopping on the baby now hoppin and a Boppin and hopping on the baby how got to go to doctor cuz I got to get the medicine never going to afford it unless I take em to the bed again

Hold him down what did I say hold him down what is the meaning of this hold him down what did I say hold him down what is the meaning of this

2x The mother the baby the thermal of reality got to put the medicine upon the little baby now

2× I'm just a princess I don't have no scabie babies I'm just a princess I didn't give you scabie babies

Scabie got their babies and they must have been embedded now must have been embedded and they're hopping on the baby now got to go to doctor got to got to get the medicine hobbiton babaton hobbiton n Barberton

Hold him down hold him down hold him down hold him down what did I do hold him down I ain't got no scabie babies hold him down what did I say hold him down I ain't got no scabie babies hold him down what did I say hold him down I ain't got no scabie babies

Scabie Babies (with lyrics)

A Neil Breen Alien Take Over

sentimental men of the 90s

Pants On Pants Off Machine (remixed)


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 i'm ah Bay Area musicia that combines the grit of Motown with hip hop/ rap, bawdy dance and the propulsive energy of punk and metal. This page is for all live material, all the time. Checkout our other Soundcloud (link below) to hear us live https://soundcloud.com/mockchurch-live



influences are  Frank Zappa, primus, mr bungle, Busdriver, Ween, Louis Prima, Digital Underground, Run DM C,Rancid, Talking Heads, Melvins, Ledbelly, Pere ubu, Reggie Watts, David Bowie and MAny more. 

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