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Drexelhand's Comment

*AppleJack Face* Somebody's poisoned the waterhole.

(Link:http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/zu91m/derpys_impersonation/c67rn5t)

PsychoDuck's Comment

Touching is always good. Like touching his arm, playfully punching his shoulder, putting your mouth on his dick, etc.

(Link:http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zvl4y/males_of_reddit_what_flirty_move_never_fails_when/c683vze)

TheManslayer's comment

Big boobs And small boobs And medium boobs And huge boobs And tiny boobs

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HustlerofCulture's Comment

They won't drop in vanilla. Mapmakers/modders/etc can make them by adding the nbt tag "SkullOwner" -> (player name) on the skull items.

(Link:http://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/zxn7u/its_apparently_my_cakeday_so_lets_cash_in_this/c68l89m)

Couldn't help myself.

Dinnerbone's Comment

His parents ran off because they are on drugs. Their grandmother takes care of them so she can get social security and welfare checks. Max has some sort of learning disability, that's why he can't talk and is always doing something wrong.
My 2 year old nephew watches this show constantly. This is my only logical conclusion.

(Link:http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/zxyfe/max_and_ruby_in_a_nutshell/c68ppfq)

(Also, I'm going to put my paypal email right here. theothodos@hotmail.com. I'm having some family issues and am looking to move out of my parent's house, and need some money to start up. Sorry for the begging :/ )

Koolgoben's Comment

Wow really??? You can alter your voice to make it deeper or higher??? No fuckin' way man, no fuckin' way!

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Steezium's Comment

Did you ever wonder... When she kissed you goodnight... did she just give your stepdad a blow job.

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BSteakfries' Comment

inspiration is easy. finishing a song is hard. inspiration is everywhere.

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Thisisrobthomas's Comment

I'll take "Shit my parents should have taught me for $200, Alex".

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HSMOM's Comment

When you first sit down they will ask you your name. Reply with:
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
That should quiet things down.

(Link:http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/102pyu/what_goes_through_my_head_every_time_the_person/c69x99n)

Sacduck11's Comment

My dad told me and my brother that if we don't crouch in the elevators our weenies would fall off. We even warned our friends about it.
...yeah, he said it was so we wouldn't accidentally press any buttons.

(Link:http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/105ctb/my_mother_told_me_growing_up_that_i_had_to_be/c6alg7h)

This may not be pirate, but I also love doing this voice. No matter how much it hurts.

Muodybuk's Comment

Ya gotta problem with some good ol' fashioned Nord on Nord lovin'?

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(Not very good at Nord impressions. Actually sounds more Russian)

Nervous Energy's Comment

Attach a very large helicopter to your house, and then hover your house over his helicopter.

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RoboNinjaPirate's Comment

Does your ass ever get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth? Because what you just spouted there was a huge pile of it.

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Chad Worthington 3rd's Comment

We had a light switch in my house that I did not notice for ten years.
I was fascinated by it for a week after I discovered it.

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Nobby Nobbs' Comment

And on Flight AA784, the last things recorded words on the black box were "Are you ready to fucking fly!?"

(Link:http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/10tya8/airline_screwed_up_a_friend_just_posted_this_on/c6gmgye)

Warning: Any grammatical errors are left as is, if OP edits to fix then do not get butthurt at me for reading them as is.

Kentrayvon's Comment

Clowns is scary yo. Dat fear be coming from dems make ups.

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Rectangl's Comment

Danced naked like a stripper around a portable heater.

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AashishK's Comment

TIL that squirrel + corn = firetruck

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WildChildMusic's Comment

“No, John. You are the ponies”
And then John was a filly.

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StringLiteral's Comment

My daughter is two and a half. About a week ago she was acting up and I said to her "Annie, you are naughty".
She looked me dead in the eye and responded "I'm not naughty, I'm Annie"
All the adults burst out laughing.

(Link:http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/140fhd/my_4year_old_son_was_so_proud_to_count_to_5_when/c78r9l7)

IAmNotTonyStark's Comment

I'll take "Things that never happened" for 500, Alex.

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HeyLookJollyRanchers' Comment

Sleeping? Time to jack off.
In the bathroom? Time to jack off.
Trying to concentrate? Time to jack off.
At work? Time to jack off.
Jacking off? Time to jack off.

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WhiteEternalKnight's Comment

Id trim that christmas tree! .. if you know what I mean .... trim ... sex .. im talking about sex .. id have sex with her.

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Valorale's Comment

First, I talk about something that interests me to see what we have in common. While she talks, I make eye contact to show I'm really listening to her. Name repetition and smiles go a long way. Then I make an excuse to establish physical contact such as reaching for something near her and brushing her arm. Then when she smiles, I take a shard of bone marrow from my jacket pocket and stick it deep into her ribcage. After slowly circling her and chanting WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO as low as I can, I look her in the eyes and tell her she'll make a perfect addition to my skin quilt. Then I drag her to my love dungeon, and we dry fuck for weeks. Works every time.

(Link:http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15j500/reddit_how_do_you_flirt/c7mxdcj)

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ilikepalegirls' Comment

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Tgt305's Comment

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Sit. Stay. Get down on the floor.
...
...
Everybody walk the dinosaur.

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MookieActual's Comment

I also have a YouTube channel that has slightly interesting things on it. (http://www.youtube.com/user/BrendanielReads)

I pooped in my hand to see what it felt like. It was everything I thought it would be and so much more.

(Link:http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ar4d9/what_is_the_most_exciting_thing_that_you_can/c900laj)

GarbagePaste's Comment

I also have a YouTube channel you may be interested in. http://www.youtube.com/user/BrendanielReads

When I was little I once told a women she had ugly shoes. My mom heard it and told me to apologize. My apoplogy: "I'm sorry your shoes are ugly".

(Link:http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1c9xtk/what_is_your_best_kids_say_the_darnedest_things/c9eh7hg)

Thewatersrunning's Comment

Hello there. I'm ReadsYourComments. I'm one of those "novelty accounts" on reddit. I read comments, so that you don't have to. I also have a Youtube channel where I dramatically read things. Seriously, check that out. there are much larger things on there, and I sometimes host comments there instead of my Soundcloud. for length reasons.

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