We're back in the House of Pickles for more scatological, economical red hot podcast action! This week we are gifted with another bespoke Price of Shite from our PO Box, and in a twist to the normal routine, these offerings have been sourced from the infamous wish.com! As a result, each item is more perplexing than the last! It's also time again to dive into Eli's dusty old record box for a "Spotlight Edition" of Silverman's Platter. The focus this week is on an album based on the hit UK kids TV show "Rainbow". Paul & Eli talk about the the characters, the songs, the rotating line up of musical acts and bust a few "Rainbow" myths at the same time. Finally, following an act of violence, Eli decides to report Paul to HR. It's just a shame that Paul is the head of HR...

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Ep 225: Wicker Bungle

It’s a packed podcast this week as Paul and Eli dive into a range of unusual books and even weirder novelty records! In “Paul’s Page Turners” the gents briefly judge a book by its cover, absorb the wit of 50-year-old toilet graffiti and find out why coffins once had to have armed bodyguards! Sadly, Paul finds room to add a new character. Eli remains unimpressed. Later in the show, “Silverman’s Platter” unearths a strange old 7-inch record recorded by proud Bristolians from the 1970s. There is also the strange case of a rare promotional book and record that not only gives us an odd adventure with Captain Birdseye, but also a collection of frozen food themed shanties. Expect some really bad singing and bloody awful CheapShow tainted shanties. Sadly, Paul finds room to add another new character. Eli is impressed. Eventually!

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Ep 280: Nasty Shanties

The backing track from our Last Unicorn cover, so you can listen to Ninja Brian's sweet sweet instrumentals!

The Last Unicorn (Instrumental)

Couldn't help myself, I was trying to get into Dash mode whilst recording the CSH Rally Song and ended up doing this. 
Might ask Denz to do some backing for this one, I ended up getting the best version I could find from the soundtrack here, it's not great. I'm not keen on using the tracks from the films/show. 
If anyone else wants to use my vocals for their cover, then please message me!

Awesome as I wanna Be (demo)

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'Pure pop spiced with a tinge of sentimentality.' Zolton’s anthemic When The Lights Come Up On New York City looks back with reverence on his decade living in America. 

"This song is about my first year living in New York when I met my now wife and we explored the city together fascinated by the whole energy of the place. I ended up living in New York for eight years, and loved the experience. So the song is my tribute to New York, the mystique of the city, and some of the fun areas we hung around in."

The song was written and co-produced by Zolton and co- produced by Taka Perry.

WHEN THE LIGHTS COME UP ON NEW YORK CITY
Follow shadows into Brooklyn
Lower East Side, Williamsburg

The night hung heavy
Walking Bedford Avenue

When The Lights Come Up On New York City
We're Still Dancing

Down through Fort Greene's winter lanes
I held your hand against the cold

And everything felt in its place 
And anything felt possible

When The Lights Come Up On New York City
We're Still Dancing

Where are the blue skies?
Follow me

When The Lights Come Up On New York City
We're Still Dancing

When The Lights Come Up On New York City

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Noise Electric is a neon-imbued track by Zolton that conjures up sonic images of late 80s dark retro wave and upbeat synth pop. 

The song was written and co-produced by Zolton, produced by Taka Perry, and mixed by Mark Needham.

Hear the song on Spotify, too! 
https://open.spotify.com/track/3AmJ3VZMVL9r8e1FRztYj2?si=8ITzyrouRtC2ga-MkslLNg

NOISE ELECTRIC
Take a ride down to the Neon City
Where the rooms are cheap 
But the lights aren’t pretty
Where happiness lives, there’s no regret 
When all you need is all you get

Noise electric 
Pleasure and pain
Hope and fear
It’s all the same

A passing charade turn away
When you’ve got nothing
There’s something to say 
And heartbreak lives on every street
And what you know is who you meet

Noise electric 
Pleasure and pain
Hope and fear
It’s all the same

Noise Electric

Written and produced by Zolton. Mixed by Dave Way. Mastered at Howie Weinberg Mastering by Howie Weinberg and Will Borza. Saxophone by Hugo Lee.

SUMMERS ON REWIND
Remember all the days we spent
Talking 'bout the changes that we sensed
Would you buy a one way ticket
To the backstreets of our lives?

We could always dream together
Running from our past forever
Underneath a blue sky turning
Far from the other side

Summers on rewind
The sound of expectation
Is in the air
Summers on rewind
So we should live without a care

Give a little
Take number
And wrap it up

Summers on rewind
The sound of expectation
Is in the air
Summers on rewind
So we should live without a care

Remember how the days felt long
Forever young but never wrong
Now it seems the nights are longer
Still waiting for the bomb to fall

Summers on rewind
Summers on rewind
We could always dream together
Running from our past forever

Summers on Rewind

Summers On Rewind

It's a strange old episode is this! It seems like the whole episode is teetering on the edge on its own barely stable sanity. Will it be Eli's face explosion? Will it be because of the late night recording session that gets to them? Is it thanks to an awful board game based on a terrible TV show? Could it be something to do with the truly demented song choices in Silverman's Platter? Who knows... But maybe listen to this episode with a trusted, neutral party. 
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Ep 160: In The Mouth Of Madness

Written and produced by Zolton. Mixed by Phil Tan. Mastered by Colin Leonard at SING Mastering, Atlanta, GA using SING Technology® (Patented). 

Backing vocals by Jarrett Johnson
Additional keyboards and strings by Michael Arrom
Additional guitar by Neil Taylor
Bass by Vinzenz Benjamin

LYRICS
Imagination is a powerful receiver
And the posters on my wall make me an audio believer 
On the other side of summer songs are playing on the radio
The voices of my idols as they sing to me in stereo

Music is my remedy 
Tonight 
The frisson gives me electric chills
It's karma dressed in melody
It’s so right
Cause music is my ...

I've got some cassettes in my pocket
They’ll soothe me, let me mellow 
Hearing words of introspection 
From Paul Weller and Costello 
If I shoot that poison arrow just as far as it can go 
Then the noises in my head will fill the silence of the after show

Music is my remedy 
Tonight 
The frisson gives me electric chills
It's karma dressed in melody
It’s so right
Cause music is my ...

Turn on
Turn it up

Music is my remedy 
Tonight 
The frisson gives me electric chills
It's karma dressed in melody
It’s so right
Cause music is my ...

Music Is My Remedy

Roll up (and that's an invitation), roll up for the mystery picnic
Roll up (to make a reservation), roll up for the mystery picnic
The magical mystery picnic is waiting to take you away
Waiting to take you away... take you away!
Eli and Paul are BACK TOGETHER... kinda. This week, the cheap chaps take to the roads, streets and back alleys of North London to look for the perfect place for a picnic. It's an episode packed with booze, rants, sightseeing, Japanese snacks, more booze, a frisbee, gross candy and a little more booze.
If you head down to the woods today, you'll be in for a BIG surprise!
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Ep 184: Magical Mystery Picnic

This week on CheapShow, Eli is tasked with an epic quest orchestrated by The Quest Master himself, Paul... Or is it Sir Freshwon and his mystical goblin assistant? The lines between reality and fantasy become blurred this week when Paul and Eli go on another magical mystery tour of London... but with a difference! This time, Paul has set Eli 4 tasks that will challenge whatever is left of Eli's addled mind. The Dollis Valley Greenwalk won’t know what’s hit it! It's an adventure full of danger, stupidity, roller skating and Jenga. Hold on to your hats, Gannon's Golden Quest awaits you! 
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Ep 188: Gannon's Golden Quest

This page is mainly used for posting demos/WIPs every now and then you'll get a full completed song. =p 

I'm Jess, but I tend to go by StormBlaze or JessLyra. I love to sing. I don't care if I'm not one of the greats, I just enjoy doing these covers. 
If anyone would like me to sing for/with them, just let me know. Other than singing, I like to draw. The cover art you see will have been drawn by me or collabs if done with another arty artist. Recently been trying out some voice acting to go with the various MLP covers. Let me know if you hear anything you like.

Awesome as I wanna Be (demo)

Stormblaze Pegasus

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