prod by tunnA Beatz

Oh, shit, my computer, it's haunted
Just when I finally got the game that I've been wanting
It's actin all weird sayin resource exhausted
Control Alt Delete and man, everything halted
Reach on over and I hold down the button
Seven seconds later all my programs are shuttin
Right before it powers down it stops all a sudden
and up pops a message box, its written in Russian

Please, help me, my computer is cursed
Please, help me, these things are the worst
Please, I didn't do anything wrong, I swear
Please, help me, I'm getting scared

Ohhhhhh my computer is haunted
Woahhhh my computer is haunted
Ohhhhhh his computer is haunted
Woahhhh his computer is haunted

Ohhhhhh your computer is haunted
Woahhhh your computer is haunted
Ohhhhhh all computers are haunted
Woahhhh all computers are haunted

I don't know what I'm looking at, I don't know what I see
But right in the center it clearly says "BTC"
Reboot the computer and it takes over my screen
Translate on my phone says something about the key
I call up my friend and he tries to log on
Few seconds later he tells me my data's gone
Next day get the mail I'm clippin coupons
Gotta buy a new computer on amazon.com

Please, help me, my computer is cursed
Please, help me, these things are the worst
Please, I didn't do anything wrong, I swear
Please, help me, I'm getting scared

Ohhhhhh my computer is haunted
Woahhhh my computer is haunted
Ohhhhhh his computer is haunted
Woahhhh his computer is haunted

Ohhhhhh your computer is haunted
Woahhhh your computer is haunted
Ohhhhhh all computers are haunted
Woahhhh all computers are haunted

I guess I shoulda just stuck with league of legends
Even though it always got me oh so stressin
Even when my team is always comin in second
At least it didn't leave my data oh so threatened
The worst part is that I didn't even get to play
The game that I had wanted was frozen on my display
I guess maybe next time I'll suck it up and pay
Instead of gettin played by the pirate bay

Please, help me, my computer is cursed
Please, help me, these things are the worst
Please, I didn't do anything wrong, I swear
Please, help me, I'm getting scared

Ohhhhhh my computer is haunted
Woahhhh my computer is haunted
Ohhhhhh his computer is haunted
Woahhhh his computer is haunted

Ohhhhhh your computer is haunted
Woahhhh your computer is haunted
Ohhhhhh all computers are haunted
Woahhhh all computers are haunted

Haunted

This is a letter to Neals (@ytcracker). I'll let the rest of the letter speak for itself.

Beat by LethalNeedle - Purp

Lyrics:
Almost five years since we heard from Neals
That letter that he wrote just to tell us how he feels
Imprisoned by the syndicate because of his ideals
Sittin in that prison and he lost the appeals
Yo, Neals, you're my hero and I miss you
I'm writin you this letter just wishin that you'd continue
To fight for the people's right to privacy,
To fight for the type of society 
that you wanna see, that we wanna be, 
We deserve to be, and it's hurtin me
We need you back in the game urgently
All these other hacks just lurking, me?
It's been irking me, how they did you so dirty
Like all of a sudden it's a crime to be nerdy
But you've done your time it's time to let you go
It's one minute til midnight so I'll the start the show
Man I'm breakin you out before they takin you out
So shake out the doubt, I'ma send you the route
BGP, I'm here when you need a peer
Make a run for the border, gateway appears
I'm toolin up, I keep that dolphin near
A dozen other tools on my bandoleer
And I've engineered the way you disappear
Cause I've been in their network for at least a year
Got the cameras on loop, radios gone silent
So let's fly the coop before things get violent
30 seconds more and your door should be open
Here I am hoping that your spirit ain't been broken
Just gimme a sign and I'll put you online
Uncrackable laptop and a phone from Pine
It's untrackable man it's a great design
Get you back on the street just in time
Like Justin T take a look at your wrist
Just 11 seconds more until the assist
Ball up your hand, Neals, make a fist
Put it high in the air, it's time to resist

dade - Letter To Neals

now.sh

Atmos X LK - Drop Down

I bought this beat like three years ago and finally got around to doing something with it.

Beat: Suede Christmas Challenge - Dj Suede the remix god
Mixed: Mikal kHill

Lyrics:
You ain’t never really met a man like me
Never met a man with a plan like me
who can scan like me on your LAN like me
Name a bigger fan of the clan than me
RZA and GZA, the Ghostface Killah
Call me Tarzan ‘cause I hang with guerillas
Invading your space like my name was Attila
Shippin more fire than even Mozilla
Knockin down your whole net block (block)
Killin time with rhyme til past nine o’clock
Show up after dark so I can pick your lock
Find your dirty laundry so I can short your stock
Off to Manila to chill in my villa
Botnet’s got more zombies than Thriller
Put my head on my pillow, this bar is just a filla
Back to my grind, and it’s back to the hack
Hack back in my backpack and a snack pack in my knapsack
Flashback to the laugh tracks that I heard in my hatchback
They said I was a sad sack, money I couldn’t stack that,  WinRAR, I couldn’t crack that
Now I work from home and I’m runnin nmap
But this network’s pretty big so I thought I’d write this rap

Hacky Holidays

ytcracker and hairetsu – who live like this ep

itunes | amazon | spotify
50k friday and lvl99 beats by platinumsellersbeats
we’re golden and sexting by beatsplanet
dkitb by tanner4105
broward hughes by freshley crusher

wllt art by cyan/ic3d
mastered by tanner4105

01 Were Golden

#SaturdaySixteens No. 1
Beat shamelessly jacked: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2apnXuu1A0

Lyrics:
Hack game Walter White
Good by day I'm bad by night
Black hat vibe the pay is white
I'm teachin kids to alter bytes
Breaking bad I'm breaking that
Gettin mad I'm makin that
Come for me I'm tracin back
Drop 0day I'm takin that
Code named Heisenberg, the reverser's uncertain
I am everywhere, I am Quantum Insertin
Flow so turbulent you would think I was the German
If you hear me knock man your situation worsens

Walter White

Coffee

Thanks a ton, 0xdade for collaborating with me on this.

coming_soon_to = "iTunes/Amazon/Google/Youtube/Spotify"

====== 0xdade
https://soundcloud.com/0xdade

https://twitter.com/0xdade

https://0xda.de/


====== Lyrics

[AsciiFace]
I been chained at  my desk now nearly ten years
Never looking up, is it fear why I'm here
That I might see the world I worked away
From family to friends I left along the way

Or is it crushing reproach Of being no closer
To goals and hopes I'm just a paycheck casher
Staring down the keyboard At a problem I can’t solve
Roadblocks come more often And the jobs they just revolve  
Another line of code defines my self worth
Bit bash it, Git stash it, thank the gods for open source
I’m atta critical limit and the coffee’s running low
A missed sprint commitments all I need for this I know

 [AsciiFace]
Oh don’t shine too bright now 
Cause it will eat you up
Now don’t shine too bright now
Cause then it’s all they’ll ever want

[0xdade]
Pour a cup of coffee and I'm back on my grind
'Cause my boss is extra bossy and I'm on a deadline

Ticket after ticket man this shit is so fragile
Pivot after pivot man they call this shit agile?

Lookin through my windows, I'm alt tabbin through life
Imagine that the passion had been stabbed with a knife

And that fire inside had been drained from your eyes
And you lost all your drive and your will to survive

Just grab another cup, and get back to Java
And when you get home just pick up the vodka

Coffee

Omar Outfit (ft. 0xdade) - Coffee

Saturday Sixteens #4
Beat by Shirazi Beats: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkeZKcmwc4I
Samples from: Lord of War, Call of Duty Modern Warfare
Image modified from Pexels: https://www.pexels.com/photo/action-adult-back-view-coat-415274/

Lyrics:
Neighborhood sellin I'm droppin nines
Discount shoppin and they formin lines
Sixteen in the front, eight in the back
I got what you want, gimme the FLAC 
Gimme a hollar, if you want Tech
Nine for a dollar, gimme the check
Tell me what you want, we can rock it
Lemme run on home, raid my closet
You wanna break bones, think I got it
You wanna throw stones, I still profit
You wanna go to war? Let's start three
You wanna buy some more? Get at me
World war four with the sticks and the stones
Distribute the fire, stay rockin phones
Words are the weapons gimme the mic
Just point, click, shoot and call in the strike

Arms Dealer

Online chat servers
got my router spinning
Corruption in your application
Human Malware driven
Encrypted your hard drives
keep that data hidden
I just want access to what is forbidden
headaches got me trapped in cyberspace
I’m signing off this planet
I’m feeling out of place
I don’t want to remote in
I’ll hack it face to face
Got me thinking crazy
But I’m doing it with grace
folding up my data packets
seal them with a kiss
black heart black heart
I’m slashing at my wrists
OSI model
Yeah
drop it down a layer 
catcher me out in userland
you can roll with player


staying up for weeks
did it for my freqs
Gun play gun play
My childhood was bleak

bleak (Inst. by Gnarlos)

lyrics:
Took a little sniff 
now im bout to blitz 
5letter clique we run this bitch
Got tunes got bars got scripts were talented as shit
Who knew sq could be so cute hard to believe she was ever a dude 
Friday on jrh jewbird’s mental unix slays
Bumping yung innanet windows down no regrets
Fuckhole jones in the place to be
And im feelin mighty proud of my family

if youre retarded please let it shine
Were all retarded     were still online
go for gold let your tism shine
Were all retarded     were still online 

I dont fuck with voice mail send me an email
Dont touch a dick sword youll end up with dick sores
Too many apps too many clients 
Too many new wifi devices
Anji sold doge and she’s crypto mining
I drew a doge and hes tokenizing
You know who i haven’t heard anything about in a while?
Where did efnet’s hottest boyband go? (interdumb and raborn) What did they call themselves? Make efnet salty again?
for real tho where did MESA go?

heard a song by STE he was calling them bitches
Who knew a lisp could be so vicious
Chickenfest and its fingerlickin 
E in the chat and you know hes crippin
Pyrex lurks for the cooks in the kitchen
Moony in sky and hes full of wisdom
Saw spacedgod on a musical mission
ATMOS gone and damn we miss him

if youre retarded please let it shine
Were all retarded     were still online
go for gold let your tism shine
Were all retarded     were still online

Retarded 4 #JRH comp beat by surgery

Crashed one thousand, five hundred and seven stereo systems in one day.

Haunted

dade

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