Hairetsu - See Me (Tech N9ne Remix) Prod. Drumma Boy

prod by tunnA Beatz

Oh, shit, my computer, it's haunted
Just when I finally got the game that I've been wanting
It's actin all weird sayin resource exhausted
Control Alt Delete and man, everything halted
Reach on over and I hold down the button
Seven seconds later all my programs are shuttin
Right before it powers down it stops all a sudden
and up pops a message box, its written in Russian

Please, help me, my computer is cursed
Please, help me, these things are the worst
Please, I didn't do anything wrong, I swear
Please, help me, I'm getting scared

Ohhhhhh my computer is haunted
Woahhhh my computer is haunted
Ohhhhhh his computer is haunted
Woahhhh his computer is haunted

Ohhhhhh your computer is haunted
Woahhhh your computer is haunted
Ohhhhhh all computers are haunted
Woahhhh all computers are haunted

I don't know what I'm looking at, I don't know what I see
But right in the center it clearly says "BTC"
Reboot the computer and it takes over my screen
Translate on my phone says something about the key
I call up my friend and he tries to log on
Few seconds later he tells me my data's gone
Next day get the mail I'm clippin coupons
Gotta buy a new computer on amazon.com

Please, help me, my computer is cursed
Please, help me, these things are the worst
Please, I didn't do anything wrong, I swear
Please, help me, I'm getting scared

Ohhhhhh my computer is haunted
Woahhhh my computer is haunted
Ohhhhhh his computer is haunted
Woahhhh his computer is haunted

Ohhhhhh your computer is haunted
Woahhhh your computer is haunted
Ohhhhhh all computers are haunted
Woahhhh all computers are haunted

I guess I shoulda just stuck with league of legends
Even though it always got me oh so stressin
Even when my team is always comin in second
At least it didn't leave my data oh so threatened
The worst part is that I didn't even get to play
The game that I had wanted was frozen on my display
I guess maybe next time I'll suck it up and pay
Instead of gettin played by the pirate bay

Please, help me, my computer is cursed
Please, help me, these things are the worst
Please, I didn't do anything wrong, I swear
Please, help me, I'm getting scared

Ohhhhhh my computer is haunted
Woahhhh my computer is haunted
Ohhhhhh his computer is haunted
Woahhhh his computer is haunted

Ohhhhhh your computer is haunted
Woahhhh your computer is haunted
Ohhhhhh all computers are haunted
Woahhhh all computers are haunted

Haunted

minicard

Spamtec - I'm A Dg

Spamtec - We Taking Over

Produced: LethalNeedle
Written, Recorded, Mixed: 0xdade

Lyrics:

[ Verse 1 ]
Peter was an orphan
His mom wanted an abortion
But the doctors wouldn't help her
So she left him on a door step
Wasn't ready to be born yet
Young Peter was a loner
Foster home to foster home his siblings were all stoners
Peter Piper picked up a couple of bad habits 
From some bad addicts but he wasn't half bad at it
Was just a couple dollars I mean who would even notice
His principal hated him but Peter didn't know this
Peter got in trouble at school he went to juvey
His foster parents always sayin he was unruly
Peter's on a bad path and Peter went to prison
But Peter's not a bad guy,  it's the hand that he was given
Peter tried to pick up a couple of new skills
But Peter's always pulled back by a couple small bills
Peter's always loved a couple of cheap thrills
But one of these days it'll get Peter... killed

[ Hook x2 ]
Peter Piper picked a pack of people's pockets
Can't find your wallet man Peter Piper's prolly got it
Peter's most wanted but police can't stop it
Fancy new watch, Peter Piper's prolly copped it

[ Verse 2 ]
Peter's got a purpose, keep em guessing who the perp is
While he's pullin out the paper from all of yer nans' purses
Got you blame it on the nurses, while Peter's writing verses
At the funerals he's probably robbin all the hearses
Cause Peter's got no shame and Peter got addicted
But Peter wants to change, Peter thinks that he is gifted
Peter wants to rap, man can you imagine that
The pickpocket Peter Piper thinks he can go back
But Peter's in a trap, a victim of his habitat, 
The place he formed his habits at, Peter isn't coming back
Peter got jumped, so Peter got a gat 
From some back alley cat, what you think of that
Peter was just scared, he wanted to be prepared
He was searchin all his life just trying to get repaired
He wanted someone with whom his whole life he shared
He never met his momma and he didn't know she cared

[ Hook x2 ]

[ Outro Verse ]
Peter got some confidence, and Peter got cocky
But the gun he bought didn't matter when it got rocky
The crew that jumped Peter were the new kids on the block
But violence was the equalizer, Peter got a glock
He saw the same crew and he thought he'd try to knock em
But when he walked up someone noticed and they blocked him
Peter wasn't having it and Peter just clocked him
But the crew took aim and... and... they shot him

Peter Piper

If you know, you know.

Image by OpenClipart-Vectors from Pixabay

Last 2 Know

#SaturdaySixteens No. 3
Beat shamelessly jacked from Nxnja: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZDj-x2Qof8

Lyrics:
I got friends that are cons, I got friends that are not
I'm a pro at the cons and my prose is so hot
All the joes at the cons and they goes for the shots
They go for the slots and I'm ownin they box
Murderous flow so I call it killawatt
Murdered this flow I'm the fuckin juggernaut
I stay qualified got that dot com dot
Don't say all of my plots I keep em on lock
I'm lookin so shady, yeah, I'm lookin so slim
Even dyed my hair once to look like Eminem
Call me Slim Dade-ey if I'm lookin like him
Can not escape me like you got put in vim
Another saturday and another sweet sixteen
Another castaway locked up in quarantine
Writin these tracks just to pad my resume
My first EP, evillian, on its way

Pros and Cons

Beat by Bliser

Efnet got a problem and it isnt with the chatters
Got opers all involved in affairs and user matters
Thats the way its always been theres no way they’d ever stop
If EFNET were a city yall would be the cops

Fuck. da ops
If thats the way its gotta be
Id rather see em fade away
Better them than you or me
I dont mean to player hate its been their thang since 88
no wonder users hate em they do everything but operate

Of course they beat us at their games if they lose the rules’ll change
abuse us and refuse us and the users are to blame

Of course they beat us at their games if they lose the rules’ll change
abuse us and refuse us and the users are to blame

Ya we participate but they wont give us any say
Its so hard to get a link 
they’d vote us out and give us grief
The tide is turnt we turnin leaves
EFNet needs to change some things
I think that it would strengthen things
Cuz Lately its been strangling

Efnet got a problem and it isnt with the chatters
Got opers all involved in affairs and user matters
Thats the way its always been theres no way theyd ever stop
If EFNET were a city yall would be the cops

Fuck. da ops
If thats the way its gotta be
Id rather see em fade away
Better them than you or me
I dont mean to player hate its been their thang since 88
no wonder users hate em they do everything but operate

Say they here to keep the peace 
I can't keep up with their beefs
All I see is skiddie sheep killing clients endlessly

Pumpers find safe harbor on port80 cuz its stable

But port80 is complicit with the ddos kids they enable
Thank you for the can flood thank you for the spoof
Got analnation doing dirty work to keep your users juped
Some of who havent got a clue but its truth
they’d rather ruin efnet than cut these packet faggots loose

i hate to complain and not all ops are to blame
But the good are far and few and its a damn crying shame

Fuck da ops motherfuckers can you read my middle finger
everybody splitting off except your clients that linger

Fuck Da Ops Beat by Bliser

Struggled coming up in this innent age
Girlfriend experience offered up from backpage
Filled up both my pockets with a camgirl wage
Now I’m Fighting off my demons need two fists full of sage
I’m Fighting off my demons need two fists full of sage
I’m Fighting off my demons need two fists full of sage
Filled up both my pockets with a camgirl wage
Now I’m Fighting off my demons need two fists full of sage


Struggled coming up in this innent age 
Pushed my way through life to this red team stage
Now I’ve got those clients with a SoW to engage
Grey hat hacker trash I fill your CISO up with rage
Grey hat hacker trash I fill your CISO up with rage
Grey hat hacker trash I fill your CISO up with rage
Now I’ve got those clients with a SoW to engage
Grey hat hacker trash I fill your CISO up with rage


Grey hat hacker girl with the skills you can hire
Never trust these links cause your info is dire
Popped a fucking crit now this dev call me a liar
Crafting all these packets burn your server with the fire
Crafting all these packets burn your server with the fire
Crafting all these packets burn your server with the fire
Popped a fucking crit now this dev call me a liar
Grey hat hacker girl with the skills you can hire

server_Fire

143bpm

Rules:
1. Cop the beat from here or youtube
2. Spit bars
3. Call out someone who hasn't been called out before you
4. Share it so that the person who was called out can respond.

You should also link to/tag the person who called you out, as well as the person you're calling out. You should also tag @0xdade so I can add it to the playlist.

Backstory:
When I was really getting into rap, so called Youtube Rap was also getting popular. I liked the sort of underground free form nature of what artists were doing, and I liked that there were a number of youtube cyphers where these people could rap and call out someone and then I could go listen to them and check out their music, etc.

So now that I have been writing raps and playing with music production, I wanted to do that but for all the "nerdcore" friends that I have.

Credits:
Produced: 0xdade
This track is available free to download.

Image by PublicDomainPictures from Pixabay

2021 Nerdcore Showcase (Instrumental)

Crashed one thousand, five hundred and seven stereo systems in one day.

Haunted

dade

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