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Today we talked about tragedy at the KC Superbowl parade. SC police officers pranking other police stations about dead bodies. How about some cheers to the governor? Was there an oopsie poopsie in an airplane bathroom? And can we not leave granny at the morgue?

0215 FULL SHOW POD

Lionel Richie is a LIAR!!… Adam Sandler declared himself sexiest man alive, Lionel Richie went full Richard Simmons and jazz handed his car off the road and we discover OUTHOUSE RACING!! Where does your library rank? Good enough to stay open? Plus Rizzo & Jeff need YOUR help with a pup that won’t shut up!!

Monday 2/19 Full Show

Its so hard to say goodbye to Hooters...Lets light a candle...Why was a 6'6 250lb man wearing a kilt and sticking a coo-coo clock in his no no spot?...Is this really what Asheville is like? One lady describes what she thinks it is...And a 60 yr old poppa leaves his family behind to break dance with Paula Abdul? That and so much more..

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Tuesday 2/20

It's an ‘Ashville Sober’ Kelsey Grammer Birthday Bonanza! … Our first rodeo is CERTIFIED Ghost Free! Frasier chat, bugs in your face, plastic bag bans, and Jay Leno’s weird kink make the show! The new Weaverville police chief called in and so did the ‘I’m From Ashville’ viral video woman- BOTH had great stories! Now we have to try and track down Wahoo.

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Wednesday 2/21

Do you have over 600 warrants? Does somebody you know show psychopathic and serial killer traits? Have you been proposed via iPad by your jailbird love? THIS podcast is for you!! We deep dive into full length stall doors with full credit to George Costanza. How’s your nips? We take a few calls and see who would want the David Beckham almond shape. Warm up your sisters Easy Bake Oven and enjoy another episode of Rizzo and Jeff!

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Thursday 2/22

Asheville- Where do you draw the line on tipping? Rizzo and Jeff headed out into the city over the weekend. After witnessing Gee Tar Guy turf wars and man on man pottery they were presented with ‘The Pressure Pad’ while getting ice cream. When and who do you tip? Calls galore. Plus, words you mispronounce, Joe Biden marriage advice, and we dive into Taylor Swifts new advice for Travis Kelce. WHO makes $100million of Only Fans?! How mischievous!! And who needs that many sterno cans?! Stomp out the flaming poo bag and check out THIS episode of Rizzo & Jeff!

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Monday 2/26

What would you pay for a Baconator? Maybe $1010 for a Subway sub? In 5 years we won't be able to afford anything!! It probably isn't a good idea to name your business 420 Liquors...And are there really that many Mr. Bean fans out there? Seems to be!! That and so much more!!

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show 2/27

Who is Nick Swardson? Good Question... Ever get arrested while on the toilet? How about stuck in an airplane bathroom? What about throwing human waste out on your own property? It was copious amounts of restroom chatter today. When buttering your bread try using a stubby...When riding in a car with Hasselhoff be prepared to walk...Lets change that grandfather clock for daylight savings...That and so much more on The Rizzo & Jeff Show

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Tuesday 3/5

We talked to the local AirBnB hosts who are in a legal war with the Buncombe County on how they dispose of their guests waste! They feel they are being spied on by authorities. They are FIRED UP!! Check this out!!

AirBnb Hosts LOSE IT Over Composting!!

Does the constitution cover composting? Rizzo and Jeff gave a LIVE open forum to the owners of The Secret Garden of Eden Air BNB in Weaverville to discuss some- ‘WELL we can’t even SPELL that on the air.’ What is the line for human waste composting?! And how far will they take this fight?! So many calls we had to turn the phones off!! What's this about Toco?! The Japanese human collie is having some leaping issues. What’s a good nude sport? Curious, we ask- what stung your taters?! Spider? Scorpion? That’s a hurtin for certain. Grab your Plenty of Fish Date, a 30 pack of Bush Light and an ¢.89 Swanson Turkey Dinner and settle in for some morning fun with Rizzo and Jeff!

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Wednesday 3/6

Are you ready for Rizzo's bone Asheville? Rizzo has a bone to pick with you... How could you not care about the bubonic plague? How about staphylococcus meningitis? Better return those slices and stix and cut down on the garlic butter...You better keep your peepers open when staying at an AirBnb...Did you know cameras were allowed? Are people that really into marshmallow to the point where they want to smell like peeps? Does a mayor of a town of 23,000 people need a huge security detail? That doesn't leave enough money for her to fix up Kickapoo Woods...Need another subscription in your life? How about handing that money to Chuck E. Cheese...That and so much for on The Rizzo & Jeff Show

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Tuesday 3/12

A Lichtenstein Bogart Noir kind of episode… or whatever the heck Nick Cage is spouting off about. How much is your spouse worth? One cheater had to pay $155,000 for his indiscretions. Thats better than having an iguana bite your toe off. Where do you draw the line on service animals? Buccee’s has instituted a No Ducky’s rule. Airport seafood, hacked bank cards, workplace falls, online dating, and felonious fruit assaults… all on today’s Rizzo & Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain. Thoughts? Call in for REO Speedwagon tickets all this week if you participate.

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Monday 3/18

Have you smelled your hands today? If so, do they smell like dog? A new study says 60% of men do...Speaking of percentages...Is a 5% kitchen charge ok on the bill at a restaurant? Asheville weighed in with TONS of calls...Also...WARNING!! The cicadas are back, and they are full of liquid and ready to pee...If you are happy the Facebook poke is back, well so are the seniors...They are poking away...Check your email inbox so you don't lose your mind and teen boys can you please wash your hair before you listen to The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Wednesday 3/20

Have you ever had an encounter with a "lot lizard" or "badge bunny?" Well, they may want to sniff your feet, which seems to be the bodily odor the folks of North Carolina enjoy the most! If you choose to go the dating route instead...Try a fanny pack...Maybe knee-high tube socks to score!...Have you ever made a Toobin on zoom? This poor woman made international news for leaving her webcam on during a funeral while she was in the shower...If you have a friend who chugs canned cheese by the gallon just make sure you don't out him in front of an entire city...Double check your crossbow so you don't wipe out a kid in the woods with an apple and check out The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Friday 3/22

Did Diddy do it? Let's make sure you don't do what Diddy did...He might be going away for a long time and he will surely get "sunshine guilt" ...Does your stick leak? If so, the folks at The Price Is Right have a plan in place to clean you up...Keep those peepers peeled on the bushes this week as you drive around Asheville because the cops could be there...Think you could take on a bear? Well a big percentage of men do...If you're not winning the fight just feed it some minestrone soup or Boars Head lunch meat...Do your best to avoid Yak's...And remember the ultimate revenge on a foe is to open up a Korean BBQ restaurant!! For that and more check out The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Tuesday 3/26

Throw up your jazz hands and chicken dance at Britney s wedding! No, Abby's? How would conjoined twins celebrate a honeymoon? But keep an eye on that as they age bc elderly STI's are on the rise! But if your parents hooked up in Mid-Summer, GET NAKED AND FROG JUMP with the sweeds at their strange celebration. Gorge the IKEA Swedish Meatballs if you must. How do you celebrate Easter? The average American will spend $180 on gifts and Boston Baked Beans! Not a bean fan? Reba’s go to is Bull! How about Pop Tarts? Jerry Seinfeld has a STACKED movie coming out about the invention of those little Fruit Magoo’s. Have you met a Herkimer? Asheville has some SERIOUSLY dangerous intersections and we identify them with YOUR calls! Not just a Good Friday- but A GREAT FRIDAY with Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain.

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Friday 3/29

After playing Easter Poppa all weekend… We ask Asheville WHO IS THE BEST TV DAD? Tim Taylor? Al Bundy? Homer? YOU WILL NEVER GUESS OUR NUMBER 1!! For more pops advice we list the Mt Rushmore of tourist's traps. Who stinks at your office? We’re talking a 9.7 on the stink meter kind of bunk funk. Is Vladdy Putin spying on your Bumble? Grab your glazed ham leftovers and Air Force One pillow and fire up a frankfurter on your nearest radio tower. ITS A HORN HONKIN APRIL FOOLS DAY ON RIZZO AND JEFF- on 105.9 The Mountain.

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Monday 4/1

It’s a jet setting kind of day with Rizzo and Jeff… What have you left on an airplane? Paper mache angler fish? Movie set body part props? WHO left behind their Dick Nixon Halloween cards? We met a fella named Luciano who has strong opinions on how long to stay in a McDonalds. On the way we can check the Japanese royal family’s new insta and jump on the trend of fist dating via zoom. One 94 woman is on a mission to visit all 7 continents!! But avoid Thailand- the capuchin gangs are running amuck! Even puppets aren’t safe! We get an Elmo update after his Larry David assault. Between puppet abuse and papaya hitmen, and shoplifting games- NOW is the time to get away! Once we get to Italy, WE’RE ORDERING THE FETTUCCINI ALFRDO! If anything goes wrong M.E. Springlemeyer will have it on 828NewsNow!

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Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Tuesday 4/2

All eclipse all morning long...Are you ready for it? Will your pets be ok? What about your peepers? Well thanks to a tip from our buddy Eric we are heading to get our welding glasses...Another thing you might not be watching soon is The Wheel as a sassy Sajak says goodbye. Maybe a commemorative photo of Pat is in the cards...We bet it will be more than a Bea Arthur autograph...Would you spend $400 on B? There are plenty of places to be nude...But court? And for your kitty kat? Not sure if Ron Popeil will be naked any time soon...Maybe the Shamwow guy will be...On a day after National Beer Day we crack open a Modelo and celebrate the life of Kurt Cobain who left us 30 years ago today...That and so much more on The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Monday 4/8

Do the lead filled lunchables you’ve been eating have you home sick today? What’s your go to tv choice? Price is Right? Soaps? How about some Carrol O Connor? Rizzo and Jeff had quite the medical journey today! One lucky fella can’t stop the giggles, and we read up on a botched stick surgery. If yours stick still shifts, what car is the sexiest? One NC native named Walter McCray has been ducking the law for 4 years for making love to a Toyota Avalon! That would never fly in Russia! And neither would some of your favorite tunes- Kokomo and Ice Ice Baby could land you in Siberia!! WE’RE SORRY EMMA- Meatloaf may not be allowed either despite your gripes! Maybe the AI created ‘Dan’ can help let her down easy. Dan would be a better date than the one guy suing 50 of his ex’s- not all Dr’s are McDreamy. Today’s office visit led to us learning a lot more people than we thought will make more than Caitlyn Clark in the WNBA! Listen to THIS episode of Rizzo and Jeff twice daily and we’ll check in again tomorrow on 105.9 The Mountain.

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Wednesday 4/10

How’s your appetite?! Fire up your Dutch ovens for a feeding frenzy on today’s Rizzo and Jeff! The Dutch have out done themselves a-gain, as they say in Canada- a billboard emitting the sweet smell of McDonalds fries is on the way! That’s not what’s happening in the Philippines, as one woman shares her concern overeating cat. We debate if it was alley cat, barn cat, and Johnny asked if it was one of those no fur cats before sharing some rattlesnake hors devours recipes. How would the chefs of Food Network do preparing such a treat? LITTLE DID WE KNOW NC HAD SUCH GRILLED CHEESE PASSION! On average you eat 57 a year! Even Rizzo & Jeff’s #1 Fan Dave chimed in with adding slaw. Which side do you butter/ mayo? The INSIDE?! Keep it in the pan so you don’t slip on it and start a new lawsuit. Buy your cheese NOW as 828 News Now reports cheese and eggs are going up with Bird Flu here. Springlemeyer had us jazzed up for more Ornithological tid bits and animal facts. This one was for the birds on 105.9 The Mountain.

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Thursday 4/11

IN MEMORIAM TO JUICE. Rizzo and Jeff reflect upon how insanely close they were to an OJ Simpson interview with a deep dive into Orenthal. Caitlyn Jenner says ‘Good Riddance’ while OJ says ‘pass’ on her wife Chris. Did you know he was the first choice for terminator over Arnold?! We paint nothing burger and name it Kato Kaelin. Ford has recalled thousands of Broncos for fuel leaks, and we ask ‘where were you’ when the verdict came in 30 years ago? OJ may not have been a great husband, which leads Rizzo down a rabbit hole on where to take his finance for her birthday- your suggestions were ALL appreciated. Check the Facebook page this weekend to see where they ended up. After their meal perhaps a nice fart walk is in order as one woman describes how it helps keep you regular and keeps you close as a couple. Lock the doors while you’re out to avoid the 22 year old burglar with a very special calling card. The pope is unhappy with some naughty nuns and Sam Elliot rides in shirtless on a horse to deliver our tuna sub- sounds about right for Rizzo and Jeff! THIS ONE IS FOR YOU JUICE!

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Friday 4/12

Do YOU feel like being Goofy today?! Rizzo and Jeff turn to Homer Simpson to get some answers on how Goofy caused permanent injury to one Disney guest! The votes are still out if he’s a cow or a dog. One person that will be no help with counting is John Wayne Bobbit- he’s down a few more appendages. Though he is quite philosophical. His brain might work for science but OJ’s was declined. Will Smith’s might need to be examined after his Coachella appearance. A better choice would have been DJ Captain Kirk- the 92-year-old Long Island Korean War vet spinning hits for the elders. What’s your go to soda choice or gas station wine? Well, it is Tax Day… Nobody has come up and put bread in our jar, but they do ask ‘man what are they doing here?’ with Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain!

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Monday 4/15

It’s Tuesday- You Know What That Means- The debut of Listener Court! Are you ready for a Doozy of a day Asheville? How did Tax Day treat you? Rizzo and Jeff discuss one woman’s viral video about the ‘IRS SCAM’ that’s makes you PAY to work? If only somebody like Charles Barkley had a show that could teach her! But Sir Charles and Gale King were canceled after 6 months. How do taxes work in Canada? One man was victimized for 4 months with HAM PIZZA DAILY! Does he have to claim that?! And the FIRST Rizzo and Jeff LISTENER COURT tackles who claims Jimmy our large weed smoking friend coming in for weekend? Rizzo and Jeff make their cases then YOU decide! Ain’t no Switzerland about it, and this isn’t divorce with shared custody. One wins- the other gets Jimmy all weekend- what will YOU decide Asheville?! Smelly Yu Gi Oh players with neck stuff, Hobby Lobby bathrooms, grumpy Lou Graham and Octopi all leave us scratching our heads. Load up your new auto fire security camera before you check out this episode of Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain.

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Tuesday 4/16

Rizzo & Jeff Interview Dirty Logic

Rizzo and Jeff hop in their home-made flying machine for an ACTION-PACKED Tuesday adventure!! Wild Zebra’s on the loose, Alien Abductions, Bigfoot, and Clint BY GAWD Eastwood are JUST THE BEGINNING!! What noise DOES a zebra make?! It’s called A BARK and we have the recording. We also break out the recording of a man named Anthony Vella’s live streamed PARAGLIDER CRASH! He’s ok, no worries, Siri called 911 not Bigfoot 911 where our friend Jon Bruner works. Mr. Bruner called in to discuss Marion’s FREE upcoming Bigfoot Festival. We asked to judge the hairy man contest, but it will not be returning. So, YOU get to be the judge for listener court INSTEAD! Jackie ‘CannonBall’ Chan or ‘Putin’s Top Guy’ Steven Segal? You think Putin has ever been shirtless on a Dorse? That might be worth a tour of Russia- but some of the bands on this station have been touring SINCE BEFORE THE FALL OF THE SOVIETS! We bet you can’t guess the longest active band on tour- with or without John Stamos. Keep it here on 105.9 The Mountain to rock it out and ride the pony- with Rizzo and Jeff.

And of course, our thoughts and prayers are with the families of the fallen Charlotte law enforcement officers.

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Tuesday 4/30

Rizzo and Jeff are spreading love in all the right places. From the 70-year-old with a billboard in Sweetwater, TX to conjoined twins with a different preference, to a 46-year-old singing to his lizard- LOVE IS LOVE! Today is gonna SLAP! Al Gilberti called in and IS WILLING TO RELOCATE TO ASHEVILLE! Currently he has a billboard up and gets over 400 texts a day from MOSTLY women looking for love just like him. In what may THE STEAMIEST moment in Rizzo and Jeff history- our caller Grandma Emma and Al made an amazing long distance love connection! Their singing was top notch just like another single 46-year-old man that sings sweet salad nothings to Cradles, his pet lizard. Pet love is special- but if your dog left for puppy training and came back de-flowered and pregnant- how would YOU react?! Probably a lot better than our caller Dave when his dog came home with a special delivery of his own! When you find that someone special- consider Taliban Travel! Afghanistan is becoming a hot bed for tourists, so we ask why? Grab your Hello Kitty Kabul t shirt, tell Brodie not to sucker bunch a bison, and DIFTP with Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain! Bet!

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Wednesday 5/1

All Aboard the Rizzo and Jeff Magic School Bus- Let's just hope simba and nala aren’t getting busy on the roof, or this could take HOURS! Intern Jacob climbed aboard today for an antique sing along of 1800’s jams- do dah, do dah. Don’t like to travel by bus? Flying isn’t any better right now as one 49-year-old pilot was taken into police custody for drunk and wreck less behavior instead of making his flight to Tokyo. But Bunkham county knows ALLLL about drinking, 1 out of 4 of you are hungover RIGHT NOW! That could be the perfect place to try 9 beers and 9 hot dogs in 9 innings. Bus drivers are of course excluded. Jeremy one of our hometown heroes stopped by to tell us what it’s like to see the sun rise over the hood of yellow bus- and later- RIZZO GETS A TURN AT THE WHEEL! Everyone better behave or we’ll- Never mind the bunny will be fine, we might even stop for a Shaq-a-roni. Remember to stop at all railroad crossings and keep it with Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain.

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Thursday 5/2

Throw on your best half off Brooks Brothers sweater for a Rizzo and Jeff FOR ALL AGES! Did you realize some of our favorite celebs are GERIATRICS NOW?! George Clooney, Gordon Ramsey, shirtless Brad Pitt and even TYSON are AARP eligible! DO NOT question Halle Berry on that- SHE'S IN MENOPAUSE! Johnny calls in to school us again on just what that means. Even if you’re an elder- you might have grown up watching these TV shows with the best theme songs. CAN ASHEVILLE GUESS NIMBER ONE?! About 30 calls in 10 minutes had us all over the chart to narrow down a top 4! You might even be old enough to remember what Pee Wee did- WELL- Paul Rubens didn’t make it, but ANOTHER Pee Wee has claimed that honor for a new generation of theater goers. Did your paw-paw use the term Knuckle Sandwich? One ex NFL player/ chef is STILL serving them in the parking lot for anyone who leaves a negative review. Climb in the Wishing Tree with a couple of whistling Andy’s known as Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain.

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Friday 5/3

This Week Rizzo and Jeff begin chatting about Zebras before discovering they sound like a Dorse. Then we meet a woman who would MAKE LOVE to an Alien if asked as it would show she was "Chosen". We then meet AL who tries to WOO all the ladies of the 828 after paying 400 a week for a LOVE CONNECTION billboard in Texas. After speaking to a VIRAL SENSATION Emma was smitten as a kitten. Listener Court pit Rizzo and Jackie Chan vs. Jeff and Steven Segall. This is when Rizzo realizes Jeff and him had Ozempic jugs and Rizzo could NEVER score him some 78 year old CHER! Finaly Intern Jacob was put to the test! the 20 something year old PHENOM knows 1800s music like Jeff knows wrestling and Rizzo knows Bea Arthur! 

Thats JUST THE BEGINING! How about you enjoy the recap and check out 1059themountain.com/mornings for ALL THE SHOWS or search Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning ANY AND EVERYWHERE podcasts are found!

Rizzo & Jeff Week in Review

Put your dukes up...It's time to take some wacks at Wolf Blitzer's speed bag....Speaking about being all sped up...We learned about Whoopi's bits and pieces ...What a treat she was in the 80's...It was ski season for her and the lifts were wide open...Also why was she around a bowl of Quaaludes? Smells like Cosby...One thing Cosby would not do is dress up like a squatch and taunt Templest Bledsoe at her school like this one father did....North Carolina...Show us your Onlyfans...Did you know you are ranked #1 for the most Onlyfans pages? Someone who doesn't have one surprisingly is Kim Kardashian who was the star of the Tom Brady roast...Or should we say Caitlyn Jenner...They seem to share the same cheekbones...Do you know whose cute cheekbones we are gonna see on daytime tv for many more years? That's Drew Carey who pledges to die on stage at The Price Is Right ...That and so much more on The Rizzo & Jeff Show

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Monday 5/6

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Rizzo and Jeff got a real special one lined up, just for you! Listener Court is ONCE AGAIN in session- As King or Queen of the castle- should the door be closed whilst you sit upon the thrown? Is the Honeymoon over if the wife is doing business only a shower curtain away? What say YOU Asheville? Commode door opened or closed at your house? Tom Selleck doesn’t have that issue with 63 acres at his disposal- let’s hope he stays working and away from reverse mortgages. The Colorado ‘SplashStreet Boys’ of the water dept released their own music video on that very issue and water conservation as a whole. You may WANT to close the bathroom door with some of these food combos people called in with- pickles and Dr Pepper?! If that upsets, you- join Giselle and the fiancé of Aaron Hernandez in the complaint line. Richard Simmons has updated his YouTube for the first time IN A DECADE- did we have anything to do with it? Take your 13-year-old grandson’s advice and keep it with Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain- just keep mom away from the milkman!

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Tuesday 5/7

One- Two- Skadoo- it’s a Stylin’ and Profilin’ Wednesday to celebrate Joanie and Chachi’s 40th on Rizzo and Jeff- WOOO! As a North Carolina native- would YOU cut off The Nature Boy? One Tallahassee college bartender almost got figure foured when he kicked Ric Flair out of a bar! Lucky, he didn’t get bit like one man who had a chunk taken out his skull at a EDM concert. Flair got banned from that bar just like Gregg Doyle got banned from all Caitlyn Clark games for his awkward questions. One person who doesn’t mind the awkward chat is Dr Shannon Dowler, a local woman who has been chosen by the US government to lead the charge on a syphilis task force. With heavy Shel Silverstein and Weird Al influence- Dr Fowler has written a rap to help the sexually active elders. Even if you yourself are getting close to an expiration date- how long would you let your milk go? Is it ‘sell by’ or ‘drink by’? Does the 5 second rule fly if you drop your food? If your answers get you booted from the Asheville Foodie group you’ll fit right in here, even if you’re the stinky guy at the office! Bite your tongue in front of our in flight waiter, and sop the grease off your Za for this Honky Tonk Wednesday with Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain.

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Wednesday 5/8

Check out our convo with Dr. D the rapping STD Doctor!1

Rizzo & Jeff Talk To The Rapping STD Doctor

It’s a Stormy one today on Rizzo and Jeff! No not the one giving testimony. Did the thunderstorms have you up all night wondering if Joy Behar and Ricky Martin could repopulate the Earth? Or if could you win a mid-air brawl over the pacific? How about which celebrity stinks? After learning about Jellyroll’s 5K results we ask who might need a shower- Shaq? Danny Devito? How about Mama June? None of them have ever put out an album so we tested Intern Jacob on the hits of other stars. Can he name ANY or is all hope lost? Speaking of hopeless- how would a knife-less Swiss Army Knife do you ANY good?! One would have really come in handy recently at an Alabama Golden Corral where one woman gave birth waiting in line for Liver and Onions! That’s still better than noshing on a mattress. How would your digestive tract react to that? Constant diarrhea of halitosis, which is worse? Throw on ur Scouting slacks and keep it uncultured with Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain.

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Thursday 5/9

Milfs, Meats, and Malibu’s are the PERFECT way to celebrate Mom on a Mother's Day weekend lead-in for Rizzo and Jeff! Ashley Madison’s chief strategy officer Paul even phoned in to drop some AMAZING affair stats! Monday after Mother’s Day they see a 400% INCREASE in wife’s and moms looking for a little extra on the side! One subway worker was punched in the mouth for leaving off the extra ham. Should have gotten a burger, like the story Richard Simmonds shared about a juicy moment the WeightSaint had with Roseanne Barr. Roseanne wasn’t exactly THE BEST tv Mom- so we polled North Carolina. Mrs. Cunningham? Peg Bundy? Carrol Brady? We PROMISE you will NEVER guess #1- but SOME your suggestions were on the list. Do you have fond Malibu memories or are you more of a SAAB guy? Is Ozempic butt the new cool fad? How do we know? Rizzo takes it for the real reasons! Most of us stop being cool at 39 anyways. Double check the club on your Sonata and keep that car stereo on 105.9 The Mountain with Rizzo and Jeff.

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Friday 5/10

With 2020 being a year that has been a downer for most we had to have a little bit of fun and write a 12 Days of Christmas parody.  We had our friend Jess in from Off The Wagon Dueling Piano "bottle shop" used to be "Bar" but ya know... "Stupid Covid" and we had a little fun!

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