This particular track was designed to make ladies and gentlemen pull their knickers down in public. Be especially careful whilst jogging.

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This track was designed to make dogs get on with cats a bit better

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Jean Michelle Jarre is my biggest nemesis. He borrowed my laser harp and now i want it back!

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This track was designed to win the second heat of 'The Great British Bake off'* 

*Winning position not guaranteed and little chance of refund, unfortunately.

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Be careful with his track as it is very dangerous.

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This song makes use of the 'Ice Queen stare' synonymous with 80's photo shoots. It can also make your wife more pretty.

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An ode to drugs and their wondrous effects.

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Sonic contrasts and shocking-pink ear-worms, you, my friend, are invited... 

All track played live on my beloved Roland Juno DS. For this fab reason there may be mistakes for which I hope you can forgive. I hope you like also... 

Peace in Valley ,

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