I'm not really a singer and I have a bit of a cold but here's my assignment.

Week 5

Ever Ticking Clock

Something about betrayal

Happy now?

A jokey song song based on 70's funk porn soundtracks

Lyrics

You wake up in the morning with a dull ache in your balls
You know something's not right cos they've never ached like this before
You drive to the hospital and park next to a film studio truck
And you walk into the hospital, and then you realise...

You realise you're the youngest person there
The receptionist suggestively directs you to a seat
The plumber next to you taking a blue diamond pill
And the man who looks like a teacher makes you realise...

That half the guys have erections
And every nurse has at least a D-cup
From behind the closed door comes a woman's loud moan
And then you hear your name in a breathy female voice
As you're ushered into the room, you look around, and it makes you realise...

Porn hospital
You're in a porn hospital
The doctor's taken off all her clothes
Porn hospital

The naked doctor has the best body you've ever seen
You can't control yourself and the bulge grows in your jeans
The ache in your balls is the last thing on your mind
The doctor slowly unzips your jeans, as you've realised...

As she goes down and gets to work
Your mind fills with ecstasy
Then you look up and see a film crew in the mirror
But you're already on the verge, cos now you know...

Porn hospital
You're in a porn hospital
You came too early
In a porn hospital
Porn hospital
Porn hospital
You put on your clothes
You run out the door
You're glad you're no longer in a porn hospital

Once again you wake up with a dull ache in your balls
You know something's not right cos they're aching like they did before
You drive to the pharmacy for some painkillers and antibiotics
And that's when you realise
That's when you realise

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