Name: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 164, Gorilla Flow With Jason Pargin by The Dogg Zzone
Duration: 1 h 38 min 42 s
Description: Brockway admits his weak piss power to Seanbaby and guest, award-winning author Jason Pargin. Luckily there's a solution: Gorilla Flow, an insane hour long infomercial for peeforce enhancing pills that veers wildly from pissplay to patricide to the extinction of the mountain gorilla. It's completely fucking insane.

"Are Alpha Gorillas a thing?" Now normally I would laugh at a question like this because it sounds unbelievably stupid. Then I remember that "Turbo Cancer" has its own wikipedia page.

Brockway uses his vampiric powers to seduce Seanbaby and guest, Jamie Kelly, into his trap: This podcast about the 2002 movie Queen of the Damned, where Lestat the vampire awakens because nu metal is too sweet to sleep through. That's not a joke, that's seriously the plot. He joins a nu metal band and sings with the voice of Korn's Johnathan Davis! Still somehow not a joke!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 159, Queen Of The Damned With Jamie Kelly

Seanbaby demands 50 feet of safety space between him and Brockway, Lydia Bugg, and Dennard Dayle - just in case they go berserk when he tells them they have to talk about The Chimp Channel, a 1999 sitcom starring horny, unlikable chimpanzees.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 160, Ape Week With Lydia Bugg And Dennard Dayle

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 15 of Mountain Monsters: Shadow Creature of Braxton County. The brand integrity of the Aliens franchise was harmed in the making of this episode.

Episode 15 - Benji vs. The Xenomorphs

Seanbaby programs Brockway and guest Eddie Doty into the virtual cyberarena and forces them to battle the episode of Deadliest Warrior where a Spartan fought a Ninja. There were no victors!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 162, Deadliest Warrior Spartan Vs. Ninja With Eddie Doty

Brockway murders Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, so he can trap them on the ghost plain and use their supple young bodies to discuss Ghosts Can't Do it, John Derek's 1989 supernatural cuckold fetish documentary starring his wife, Bo Derek!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 163, Ghosts Can't Do It With Merritt K

Brockway admits his weak piss power to Seanbaby and guest, award-winning author Jason Pargin. Luckily there's a solution: Gorilla Flow, an insane hour long infomercial for peeforce enhancing pills that veers wildly from pissplay to patricide to the extinction of the mountain gorilla. It's completely fucking insane.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 164, Gorilla Flow With Jason Pargin

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 16 of Mountain Monsters: Snallygaster of Preston County. The entire team was killed in the making of this episode.

Episode 16 - Willy vs. Willy's Incompetence

Seanbaby brings Brockway and guest, Zak Koonce, back to fight in the deadliest game: EXPOSITIONAL THEME SONG KUMITE. 3 warriors, 9 songs about the thing they're on the soundtrack for, NO RULES.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 166, Expositional Theme Songs IV With Zak Koonce

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 17 of Mountain Monsters: The Cave Creature of Greenbrier County. The West Virginia Cave Conservancy's sterling reputation was harmed in the making of this episode.

Episode 17 - The Troglodyte Ghost Army vs. West Virginia Cave Tourism

Brockway has long threatened to attack and dethrone the Pope, but now with the help of Seanbaby and guest, Hana Michels, it's finally time! They're reading Anti-Vatican't Magick: Protect Yourself From The Vatican by grifting British pen wizard, S Rob. En garde, Pope!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 168, Anti-Vatican't Magick With Hana Michels

Brockway is joined by Seanbaby and guest, Jason Pargin, to dance the sacred fire ritual of engorged hogs. They're talking about the tragic, insane, bizarrely racist hour long commercial for Tupi Tea, from the makers of Gorilla Flow!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 170, Tupi Tea With Jason Pargin

Comedians and Garbage Archaeologists Seanbaby and Robert Brockway unearth and discuss pop culture artifacts that should never have been.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 164, Gorilla Flow With Jason Pargin

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