Name: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 56, The Barbarian Game with Brian McClellan! by The Dogg Zzone
Duration: 1 h 8 min 34 s
Description: Brockway challenges Seanbaby and fantasy author Brian McClellan to roleplay the 1987 fantasy movie, The Barbarians! What, you need further explanation? Game mechanics? Worldbuilding? Basic insturctions? That's not very barbarian of you - you FAIL the Barbarian Test! But do Brian and Seanbaby pass...?

Plus, they weren't ever wrestlers but the assumption about tragedy and steroids are always correct.

For the record it’s so much dumber than his crossbow jamming. 

Guy forgets that his finger was chomped off, and when he goes to shoot the crossbow he just misses the trigger, because his finger is missing.

Seanbaby, Brockway, and Lydia Bugg continue their Pop Culture Investigations, wherein they try to solve crimes that were already solved just by tracking the work of the criminal. This time around, they're after Bill Cosby: Will they be able to trap Bill Cosby, convicted sex criminal, using only his own subpar comedy books? Hopefully! He's already in prison!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 26, The Great Cosby Hunt

Seanbaby and Brockway robot-catfish Lydia Bugg into appearing on a third Conan podcast! This time about Red Sonja -- not technically a Conan movie! It's maybe the perfect film that got everything wrong six times over and did so badly it killed the whole genre. Out of films that got everything wrong six times over and did so badly they killed the whole genre, Red Sonja is the best.

Episode 38 - Conan the Podcast, Part 3: Red Sonja

Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by Jason Pargin for a Halloween special where we discuss one of the best vampire movies ever made -- the one where hardened criminals show up to a club that turns out to be run by sex worker vampires! It's Dusk Til D- no? It's what? It's... Bordello of Blood? FUCK.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 46, Bordello of Blood with Jason Pargin

In 1984, Marvel released a text adventure game featuring their least text-friendly hero, The Incredible Hulk! Brockway will be your Dome Master, as Seanbaby and special guests Ali Fisher and Carly Monardo (Rude Tales of Magic / Oh These, Those Stars of Space) join forces to pilot one Hulk through a neon Alaska where he'll dig holes, eat cosmic eggs, and die to ants many, many, many times. It makes exactly that much sense!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 51, The Hulk Text Adventure Game, with Ali Fisher and Carly Monardo!

Seanbaby and Brockway wanna talk to Peter Clines about hilariously bad movies, but there's one problem: He's worked with too many people in Hollywood, and doesn't want to risk trashing his friends. So Brockway found the one safe movie to discuss: A Japanese ripoff of Evil Dead about ghosts and bodybuilding that was made by one man who basically never worked again. Taste freedom, Peter Clines! Everybody else, taste bodybuilding!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 52, Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell, with Peter Clines!

Seanbaby tasks Brockway and special guest David Bell with an impossible task: Make the ultimate zombie movie on the fly, in about an hour, and by committee. God damn. God damn it. God damn it all... they succeeded!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 54, The Ultimate Zombie Thing, with David Bell!

Brockway challenges Seanbaby and fantasy author Brian McClellan to roleplay the 1987 fantasy movie, The Barbarians! What, you need further explanation? Game mechanics? Worldbuilding? Basic insturctions? That's not very barbarian of you - you FAIL the Barbarian Test! But do Brian and Seanbaby pass...?

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 56, The Barbarian Game with Brian McClellan!

Seanbaby and Brockway bring on special guest Jason Pargin to talk about The Dirt Bike Kid, the whimsical children's movie about a sentient magical dirt bike! This may be our darkest podcast yet.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 58, The Dirt Bike Kid... with Jason Pargin!

Brockway, Seanbaby, and special guest Lydia Bugg are Pumping Iron! Watching the movie Pumping Iron, that is. Lydia revealed that she only knew Arnold Schwarzenegger from the '90s on, as America's Big Friendly Muscle Grandpa. Brockway was very happy to show her Pumping Iron, the 1977 documentary/body horror movie that would shatter every one of her misconceptions.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 59, Pumping Iron with Lydia Bugg!

Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by extremely rad Cracked Senior Editor Logan Trent, who will only discuss rad things. So we brought him the raddest thing: Rad! The 1986 BMX movie, Rad! And the entire insane universe they had to create for the movie to work, where every single facet of life was BMX. If you are not prepared to bike slowdance at the BMX prom, you get the fuck out of this podcast.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 61, The Totally Rad Podcast With Totally Rad Logan Trent!

Seanbaby and Brockway are honored with the presence of voice actress Fryda Wolff, who helps them uncover the sinister, decades-long mystery hidden in the Heathcliff comic strip.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 9, Hey What The Fuck Heathcliff?

Comedians and Garbage Archaeologists Seanbaby and Robert Brockway unearth and discuss pop culture artifacts that should never have been.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 56, The Barbarian Game with Brian McClellan!

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