MADDIE: * Places, PLACES, PLACES, PEOPLE!!!!
M: * We gotta movie to make you FREAKS!!!
M: * ...Mew~!

[A group of monsters holding microphones, cameras, and studio equipment scramble around Sans's observatory. Maddie walks in front of the couch, facing Sans and the human.]

M: * Sans! Get up and move- hmm... Over there!
S: * aye, aye, cap'n.

[Sans gets up and walks to the side of the room, with two monsters quickly covering his face in makeup.]

M: * Sit right there, Sans, you'll look PERF in a moment.
S: * do i not already?

[Maddie stands in front of the human.]

M: * Okay, now you... in front of that camera right there!
M: * Ah! You look...! Hm!
M: * I'm... not sure if makeup can save you!
M: * Whatever. Establishing shot, boys! Get as much of this dump as you can!
M: * Filters on! Turn this place into a glittery pink garbage can!

[The lights dim, and the camera centers between Sans and the human.]

M: * ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!!! THIS LOOKS GREAT!!!
M: * Sans! Camera's rolling ...now!
S: * ...ahem.

[The camera slowly zooms in with Sans's lines.]

S: * "the end of your journey is at hand."
S: * "you will determine the future of this world."
S: * "human, you will be judged for your every action."
S: * "but not until after this brand new mew mew studios commercial for their new movie."
S: * "(please stop talking after this part sans..."
S: * "...you keep making jokes and it's wasting our precious footage...)"
S: * i think you gotta send this last part back to the writer's room.

[The camera zooms back out.]

M: * SANS!!!
M: * COMEDIC RELIEF IS ONLY ALLOWED WHEN IT'S IN THE SCRIPT, OK??
M: * STUDIO GOONS!! WRAP IT UP AND HEAD BACK TO THE STUDIO!
M: * Anywho~...!
M: * You're new around these parts, right, human?
M: * Have you heard of my brand new MEWVIE...?
M: * It's all about you! Exciting, right?
M: * And I'd love for you to STAR, of course!
M: * But first, we run humans through our training process first.
M: * If you die while fighting me, we give your soul to the QUEEN.
M: * If you survive... we'll just take your soul anyway.
M: * D'sat sound okay with you, mew~?

49 - INT. OBSERVATORY - EVENING

Ruin

* O-oh... I didn't realize it was you... my mistake...
* Based off of everything I had heard from our mutual friend, I just didn't expect you to look so... human.
* Come on in, then.
* S-sorry that the place is a mess... I haven't exactly been...
* ... Ah, n-nevermind that, it's safe here, that's all that really matters!
* So... I heard that you could... help me with my research...?

50 - Shamey

Song Beneath the Sea

Jumbodinord

* The Ghost of Ajinn.
* He's fast and can kill his opponents before they even realize they were up against him.

Ghost Laugh

The first truly scrapped track. Whatever this played for never came to fruition, at least not in its original form.

Melancholy (Removed) - Movement 1 Was Barely Made Yet - Igorsantusa

~Static District~

[ OOH! A HUMAN! AND ITS GHOST FRIEND! ]
[ ALAS, YOU MUST BE SO CONFUSED! ]
[ FEAR NOT! ]
[ I, PAPYRUS THE GREAT WILL DO MY BEST TO TAKE CARE OF YOU! ]
[ NYEH HEH HEH! ]

Thumbnail and dialogue contributed by @tweetertweers
Track contributed by @ss354_part_3

004. Lightly Rattled

Thumbnail contributed by @tweetertweers and @veni-535356170
Track Contributed by @shree_mp3

007. Expectation

He's late to work. You're in his way. Don't you feel bad? Look at him. You feel bad.

44. Rush Hour

Inspired by @ss_st, @spunderswap, @sspin-st and @twoshift-fm

Undertale created by Toby Fox
Storyshift created by Kanye West
Oneshift created by

007. Expectation

ONESHIFT

Recent comments

Jim-Jams

Tetaclack

Related tracks