Dappersaurus

Fandom: Animal Crossing
Character: Redd

Everybody calls me Redd
But my favorite color is Green
Hit me with the bread
I hit you with a deal
It's a cousin thing
Just don't ask about the art smuggling 
Full of surprises like Lupin
To get you the prices like Groupon
Crude, the way I wheel and deal
I'm droppin' clues
Might have more than one OG in Stock
if I'm in the mood
Swell, you want the statue?
Hit me with the bells then relax,
Check the mail tomorrow, I'll get back at you.

Chorus:
I brought the deals
I'm saying Y'all
It's quite the steal.
Cop that piece if it's got you feelin feels
It don't matter if it's fake or if it's real cuz
x2

Come a long way since the days of selling furniture
Now the title is "Fine Art Servicer"
Museum security staff murderer
I'm just trying to be a good merchant, sure
Took a tiny swerve in the curvature
Talk too fast might need an interpreter
Costs 2 grand and a spleen, it's worth it sir
Got curators feelin like they curse is cursed.

Chorus

He's gettin unstoppable
Each mission impossible
Finally notice it's missin
I'm on my boat rollin' optimos
Just bought me a trolley, called it Code Redd
No we toppin' on Interpols most wanted
Criminal extraordinaire with savings as the aftermath
Stay outta the way or catch an elbow like I'm Cactus Jack
Got the goods locked in a safe but I'm crackin' that
Kraken of the seas, the Fox with a captains hat

VPC 7 Round 1

Dappersaurus [An Hobbes, 2Ton21] - Redd is the New Green

Game Genre = RPG. 
Screen = Roll Credits. 


Producer challenge: Time Sig (7/4)  in the verses / There's not a snare within a hog's ass of this track. 
Vocalist challenge: Alliteration and singing. 



The battlefield was hit with the scent of sage
She ended the stage in a berserker rage
Red sheen in the seas she sees the corpses on beaches
No more enemies in the scene
Left with the stench of the siege. Torn at the seams.
Her heart, the war drum as it beats.
Breast heaving as the rhythm repeats
Sword swinging machine, incarnate of the beast
Boots bloody, body bruised, blisters bloomin'
She's hummin a tune singing kill all the humans
Take'um all to they tombs.  The final fight of the fools.
Drawn like a moth to the light of the moon.
War goddess granting prayers to her troops.
In return for precious raw flesh to consume
Cost of casting black magic is truth
It's eye for an eye and it's tooth for a tooth.

Chorus:
The things they'll do with the promise to level up
Sing songs to praise what the devil does
Who holds the power when the dust settles?
True believers fight each other; test their metals

They said too many men were mauled by marauders
Rest assured she though they all should have been slaughters
Violence got her on high like a flying saucer
She sizing up the world; might be its biggest monster
Maddened and maleficent, destructions favorite daughter
She takes her fill in the name of the father
Push her followers father and farther
Don't matter how many were lost, they becoming her martyrs
Marching for their monarch; kill when her song starts
Bows drawn, arrows flying like lawn darts
Dropping the doom invoked through lost arts
The gods: humanity's oldest con-artists
Congregations contagious, they off to the races
Sick the things they do to gain favor and grace
In return gods become slaves to the taste
Addicted to the wishes of their own creations

Chorus

Codependent Codefendants 
No regrets, both at they best
Her sigil carved in their chests
She watch'um carve the hearts out the rest
The lust is in the blood
She wants it caress
Soft and sweet she savors duress from the source
Her hoards swarm in glorious form
Over hills, mountains, valleys and fjords
War flowin like a river that roars
They're fiending for more.
That's only starters she needs the main course
Find a village, stabbin door to door
Through marshes and moors.
She's leading ogres and orcs
No thoughts of remorse
Despairaged kings watch from they carriage
It's all horse and carrot
Send in their fighters and clerics
Until her army leaves leaves them embarrassed
She'll kill all the kings and laugh as they perish
She keeps the power; horse eatin carrots.

VPC 7 Round 2

Dappersaurus [An Hobbes, 2Ton21] - Horse and Carrot

Feet buried in the sand; feels like forever 

Writing letters saying please rescue sender 

Tend to spend my days – remembering 

Better day – coulda turned lemons to lemonade 

Just shoulda said no to the flight 

Trust in my pilot blinded my foresight 

Tried yellin when the plane veered off course 

The only thing that happened – my voice just got hoarse 

She said that sorta paranoia got ya thinking things 

Sensors on the panel all lit and flickering 

Altitude dropping – she needs the rush 

Drunk off the feeling even if it leaves me crushed 

Trust – when I call this situation a lose – lose 

Kill me softly with her song on her list of to-dos 

Engine sputtering, wings have some screws loose 

Last thing I remember she jumped with the parachute 

Dude, trapped in a catch 22 

Woke up on this island not having a clue 

Glass looked empty – used to swipe right to put some hope in it 

Now we drinking mai-tais outta coconuts 

Beach bummin – not so bad really 

One with the sun and the sand livin freely 

You ever sleep to the sound of the tide 

Island life got me feelin alright 

Retrospective has me taking a long look 

If I had a phone, probly callin up Tom Nook 

Like go ahead and sign me up son 

Blame the disappearance on an alien abduction 

Let obituaries read Bermuda Triangle 

Sang over two 45s makes the right angle 

Tell’um I gone up to live with the angels 

All good in this hammock with the sun in my face, yo.

VPC 7 Round 3

Dappersaurus [An Hobbes, 2Ton21] - Coconut Maitai

My Big Ups Mantra Vs. Battle Scars Lyrics


Hobbes (Verse 1A):

I'm dope - customized an island it still floats/

Hard to cope - for a minute I lost hope/

Now I'm macho man elbow drop off the top rope/

Combinacion cabron while in line at a Costco./


Tia (Verse 1B):
Well, that went smoothly, watched too many Zombie movies
This boat feeling groovy, let me dip in the Jacuzzi
Ride the track like a buoy, I turn over a new leaf
We see the beauty when we cruising, as we’re passing by a nude beach

John (Verse 1C): 

Real sick for awhile, bounced back/

Story ain't over though, time for the soundtrack/

Keep fighting back at 100 miles an hour/

Category 5 hurricane: win-powered


Hobbes (Verse 1D): 

I got soul, determinations colossal

Easing riding down a street full of potholes

Consoles corroding throw it out with the compost

Fresh new system shared to all like a bot post


HOOK

Just Here To Say

Thank You For Being Dope

(Yeah to you in the mirror x2)

My Big Ups Montra Versus Battle Scars


Tia (Verse 2A):
Let it air out, like fly quotes of survival
It’s an elegant signpost, when we sowing our wild oats
It’s a view that’s unrivaled, while we rock the recital
We don’t just ride the wave, we restoring the ‘tidal’


John (Verse 2B):

I feel this peace inside my soul

I think I finally got control

Vibes are flowin like the 

Waterfalls, and love is all I know


Hobbes (Verse 2C): 
I keep it going full steam; on the mic I’m beastie

Beastly with the rhymes;body fools like Beaksley

Been doin this for years haven’t reached my peak, see

The thing about me is I keep believing



Tia (Verse 2D):
No malice present, this vessel of emotion,

But I cannot find a word to say, This feeling of desertion,

I look to the sky, the birds sing and clouds dancing,

The stars aligned together, like a trance of romancing

 

HOOK 


John (Verse 3A):

Alright, let’s show some love…


You’re the voice that can conquer my world, you’re the 

Kiss that can calm all the raging seas of anxieties
Fighting me, silently subsiding these reprising

Dreams… Beautiful, thanks for finding me


Hobbes (Verse 3B)

Get on the stage, can't do it without you

Thank you for being a friend, no doubt crew

And family coming first, nothing but love in the verse

Cruising on this voyage of personal learning


Tia (Verse 3C):
Fortune as it seems, has the sweet taste of fate,

The coin that lands on edge, That presumes to make its date,

There’s a joy in the gift of bliss, a twist of a persistent kiss 
Celebrating tenderness, amidst adventurous interests...


John (Verse 3D):

Everyone listening, whether you’re tired,

Feeling overwhelmed or completely uninspired:

We’ll celebrate together, as the world opens for us.

Love Hacknslash, Prowess, and the boys from Dappersaurus

VPC7 Round 4

Dappersaurus - My Big Ups Mantra VS Battle Scars (ft. Johnny Hacknslash & Prowess the Testament)

She says she's happy
Just not when she's with you
Spend some days crying
Done run outta tissues
Sorry's just words
No actions that follow
Sentiment falls short
Time feels borrowed
Dumpin the blame
By the clown car load
He's got the show's to match
Add to the cargo.
Time to find my right space
Where the stars go
Kickin myself
Shoulda stuck with that hard no
But thats the game right
It ain't the same life
Freebase to mainline
Just hope that my veins fine
Once you taste life
Fates a strange guide
Trying to stay kind
Surveying my ley lines
State of the nation
My life will remain mine
Tried to carve out my heart
With a steak knife
But was saved by the bell
Like its bayside
Shoulda known by the way
She melts in the rain, right?

Chorus:
She's into that witchcraft

But dammit you're dapper
Don't forget that you matter
Top hat and sharp teeth
Act like it's shark week
And you're starving
Coffin drop Darby
Heads held high
But my heart is larping
Straight feeling played out 
Like harp strings
Lost in the mess like some car keys
Ain't nobody's engine you're starting
Carve out some drums
Just to hear my own heartbeat
They say every scheme needs a ponzi
Anniversary day and she's gone G
Lifes Leslie Knope vs Pawnee
Villains strip tease to a bond theme
But you're quality deep space anomaly
That rabbit you follow feeds off your wallowing
To fly like a swallow with bird calls to stall
Slow the role, don't like that song at all though.

VPC7 Round 5

Dappersaurus [An Hobbes, 2Ton21] - RDJ3K

Verse1:

 

Get baked, taste her cakes, display some piping on'um

 

Watch the icing drip, drip down to a puddle at the soggy bottom

 

She's stroking my bottle, its cool, I got a coozie on it.

 

Rappers saying they the shit but they just dropping booty content

 

Got an eye out for the prize, can't get it back in the socket

 

Prepared for the judging Dappersaurus back on the docket

 

Eat this round with tea and a side of metaphors.

 

Like I eat a flower while she's down on all petit-fours.

 

 

 

Chorus:

 

Love sweet cream and some fondant.  I got a baking problem.

 

Just gotta get up on it.  I got a baking problem.

 

I got a thing for mixers.  I got a baking problem

 

See an egg and I beat it. I got a baking problem

 

Let's make some spotted dick.  I got a baking problem

 

To dip in her sodgy suet.  I got a baking problem

 

Made a pasty on top of cupcakes.  I got a baking problem

 

Even love a soggy bottom.  I got a baking problem

 

 

Verse 2:

 

A lot people gotta cheat to rise using bisquick

 
But baby know I wanna frost your organic biscuits

 

The choux's gotta fit of course or you'll meet de-feet.

 

In fact, its gonna get harder, brought some meaty treats

 

Up in the larder, eat like a greedy beast

 

I'm saying that dough needs needing

 

so prove yourself and we can feast

 

Her cherry pies so nice and tart

 

Stab my knife into the heart

 

To get a slice, it don't fall a part

 

Frost that inside like a Mallomar.

 

 

Chorus:

 

Love sweet cream and some fondant.  I got a baking problem.

 

Just gotta get up on it.  I got a baking problem.

 

I got a thing for mixers.  I got a baking problem

 

See an egg and beat it.  I got a baking problem

 

makin some spotted dick.  I got a baking problem

 

dip in her sodgy suet.  I got a baking problem

 

Made pasties for your cupcakes.  I got a baking problem

 

Even love a soggy bottom. I got a baking problem  

 

 

Time to show'um all the showstopper

 

Her sweet buns been whipped, creamed, steamed

 

stuffed full of filling and bursting at the seams

 

Holding back the screams, clothes are off like its food wars

 

Hit it from the front and the back, meal is two course.

 

This is food porn grab it by the horns of plenty

 

You can whip it up in the kitchen any time you’re ready.

 

Get crazy, coat them buns with some funfetti

 

Bake it all night until that bread becomes unleavened.

DAPPERSAURUS - Baking Problem (Soggy Bottom Mix)

We back again 
Here in the tent
The feeling tense
Hear the judges steps
Signature challenge
Gotta please the pallette
With knives and mallets
They bright and balanced
Metals in the blender
It's getting shredded
Fold it in the dough
Custard on the stove
Bake the danish
The fillings ladled
The judges are walking over to my table
They taking notes
All smiling wide
Watch'um bleed
Shrapnel in their teeth
But they keep on eating
Coughing up blood and they look so pleased
Eyes red like demons
Spaghetti lipped
Mary screaming
Gums are dripping
Paul isn't breathing
Woke up in my bed
In a cold sweat
I was only dreaming
I was only dreaming


Round two now
Technical challenge
twenty tier cake
Looking for that balance
30 minutes, bake
Paul laughs with malice
Looking for the butter
I can't fuckin find it
Ten minutes left
So Sue reminds us
Panic setting in
Ovens not preheated
Getting towards the end
Feeling so defeated
Everyone is finished
Twenty cakes looking perfect
All mine are burnt
Like they came out furnace 
Sweating through my clothes Cause I'm so damn nervous
They Judging me like it's they're only purpose
Now my clothes are off
dont know whats going on
Mary berry touching me
Lookin so scrummy saying
She could smother 
Me with buttercream.
Cat jumped on my face
Now I'm wide awake
Somebody please
Save me from another dream!

Showstopper round
Getting down to business
Ingredients ready
Putt'um in the mixer
Gameface on 
Man on a mission
Gonna make'um all 
say it's so delicious
Got a Genache
Gonna make it glisten
A little chemistry 
With a dash a of physics
My own recipe
Give'um something different
Feeling mad proud 
Counting down the minutes
Final preparations
And we're almost finished
 heart and soul
Pushed it passed my limits
Wanting star Baker
Or I'm getting livid
Put myself out there
Sick of being timid
Full on me
Cutting all the gimmicks
I know it tastes great
Fuck all the critics
Judge took one bite and said he didn't get it
Judge took on bite said he didn't get it.


They say Sweet dreams 
are made of these
Got eaten alive 
on the t.v.

VPC6 Round 2

Dappersaurus - Baking Nightmares (Bloody Mary Mix)

PLACE YOUR VOTES NOW!
CHALLENGE:
Just like hip hop has its Four Elements, a certain musical festival that is most assuredly not a donut (^_~) has elements of its own.

(Some of) those elements are: chiptune, video game music (VGM), visualism and nerdcore hip hop. This challenge will have teams integrating these elements into one track.

To start off this alignment, we bring you three videos, brought to you by none other than visual artist Pixelseed!

Crave: https://youtu.be/jnDDc_0CvJ4

Droids: https://youtu.be/YKvSww3lEhw

Mosquito: https://youtu.be/ZMfCpci01G4

Your job, as a team, is to pick the video you like the best, and then create the soundtrack to it! 

Seems easy enough, right?

Well, producers, your challenge is to tie in chiptune elements into your song.  You can go as minimal or maximized as you’d like, but the element(s) chosen need to be clear and identifiable.  Oh and if that wasn’t enough, we’re going to need you to build the hook of your track around an arpeggio. You can flex your muscles and write a completely original one yourself, but if that seems like too daunting a task, then you can borrow one – but it must be from a video game.

Vocalists, you’re here to represent nerdcore hip hop at it’s finest.  We want to see you whipping out your finest multisyllabic rhymes – at least 50% – to be precise.   Oh, and we need you to really get your point across by including some fire adlibs. 

So that’s it, really.  Not too bad huh? All you need to do is pay homage to your sister scenes. 

Oh, and don’t stress too much if you’re unable to edit your song to the video you choose, while you’re welcome to do it yourself to achieve perfection, we will also do it on behalf of anyone who isn’t able to.

VPC6 Round 3

Dappersaurus - Let Me In (Your Mouth Mix)

VPC6 Round 4

Dappersaurus - 10/6 (Eat Me Mix) (Alice in Wonderland - A Mad Hatter diss)

Sailor Doom - Baking Problem (Mouthful of Sailor D Mix)

Dappersaurus - Kitchen Itch (Sift And Mix) [ft. Little Rodney, XoC]

obsessed with finding the right vibe
to replace the sudden lack of nightlife
twins tamin a ragin bull is my sign
wreckage of a china shop in hindsight
here's a tip to readjust your spinal cord
get al dappered out and try to dance with dinosaurs
in a land where i even dream in trainwrecks
hand in hand, live streams, bed ain't made yet
zero track and i wonder where my life is goin
hero's back to plunder when the time is flowin
lookin back cause it's all just memories
from my fall and they don't wanna let me leave
so many legs of this journey like a centipede
pretend it's dope cause we in bold lettering
back in the day i used to say it was unsettling
all lost in love letters that you'll never read

chorus:
and these days when i'm writing songs
it's like i'm looking at an accident...

on the real there's not a lot of contenders
keepin it lit like a small uncle fester
chimeras bite stylesa, pretend to be the head nerd
cross me on the mic now all they say is "Edward"
whole crew fell off like lepers
beggin on your fans to act more like investors
all ass out and penniless
now nobody wanna grow up to be mc shhhhh...
racists on the rise, white rappers on the fence
cause they got ignorant fans they don't wanna offend
false profits and some culture vultures
expand portfolios and they money folders
little turtle heads out and they getting bolder
see that winter's coming and i'm getting colders
so much so feels like a blizzard when i'm speakin'
so much snow see the blizzard as a beacon

VPC 7 Round 0

Dappersaurus [An Hobbes, 2Ton21] - Molly Ringwald

1up Funk, Nerdy Swag Wizards, 2 lyricists, Hook Shot and Bobby Arson. Hooky's on the beats, and Arson's on the cuts. Jazzy, Funky, Synth Heavy Nerdcore,  from the West Coast of Canada.