Sailor Doom

Day three hundred twenty
seven of this quarantine.
Dying for some serotonin,
starving for some dopamine, cause
I can not bake any
bread anymore and I've
binged everything from Tiger
King to Mandalor(ian)

Even Marie Kond couldnt
spark joy: flint's broken in this
dark void, like Michigian. Hopes
dried up, out of stock, boy.
Days and weeks, nights and
numbers blur and melt together.
Calendars by Salvador, oh
dolly I've been trapped forever.
What kind of Twilight Zone
episode are we in for?
Extroverted like stormtroopers:
sick of all this Endor
Walls are closing in.
Casket for a room, drastic
voices with a boom, yelling
BRING BACK SAILOR DOOM
Maybe I should dust a mic off.
Mind over matter, psi ops.
Eye on the prize, Cyclops.
No time to waste, Bifrost.

Caffeine's my number one food source.
That means, I don't got room for
discourse, discords, all of nerdcore,
NO MORE. SAILOR DOOM'S BORED.
Twill, set the pace! Imma
run the track while she melts your face.
Yeah we're finally back, time to learn your place:
six feet down under piles of waste.

You took advantage of our apathy. When
you aimed for the moon, shot the rafters B.
In the name of the Doom, that's a travesty. So
PLEASE DO BETTER WHEN YOU RAP AT ME.

I took a shower.
The water's warm.
Smell so much better,
this ain't even our final form.

I did the laundry.
My clothes were worn.
No more pajamas:
this ain't even our final form.

I played your tracks.
My heart was torn.
Hope there's something better soon:
this ain't even our final form.

Jiren up on the mountain top,
hearin nothing worth our descent.
Bernie Sanders when you swing on us,
cause we're barely fighting at 1%.

Thank you all so much for trying,
what it is that we're implying
is there's nothing thought-provoking
in a track where you're just stroking
your own ego like a pussy-
cat or dictator who's losing
all his friends in house and senate:
just like him you'll never win it.

Worthless: waste my time no more,
raps from the dollar store.
Cheaply made, breaks in hand,
past your prime, all offbrand of the

real deal. Imposter syndrome's them
real feels, cut you deeper than
real steel, forged in the hands of
Hattori Hanzo while we Kill Bill.

Look, this ain't your Mama's fridge:
we don't have to hang your art up.
You are Doomed to fail, like
90% of the world's start-ups.

One thing's a sure bet:
comin round here is to court death.
Snap my fingers and you're short breath.
Never should've swam out of your depth!

Little fishes playin
with the sharks: you look delicious.
VPC's gonna eat you alive and
I'll be there to do the dishes.

Call me condescending,
spending time recommending
ending fore it even starts while
Twill Distilled tears you apart!

Twilly finna be real braggadocious
Y’all chucklehead’s rap skills real atrocious
Our flow is ill and our track is sick
Ketoacidosis cause I’m diabetic
It’s a remix kinda year, we’re flipping the script
Johnny gonna rap and I’m gonna produce it
KKMDS gonna win, call me psychic
But we’ll end up in second place so suck our dicks
inappropriate plug right here for my webcomic
In between the rounds you bitches better read it
Im a shitty engineer who lemme do this
LadyJ i’mma need you to fix my mix
Shit I’m sorry to get off topic
Gotta question to ask y’all real quick
"WHO ELSE SAMPLE CLASSICAL MUSIC LIKE THIS?"
SHUT UP!
Speed rappin, base thumpin, a dash of comedy
Sailor Doom always gonna be legendary
No one can touch our chip-pop sound
Cause y’all dabble in clipping and sounding too loud 

Covid got us bored in the house to tears
Sailor Doom is here so never fear
Cause you know every round will be entertaining
Even if y’all lose so stop complaining

Oh and did I, mention that Hack and I
Can both sing really well?

VPC 7 Round 0

Sailor Doom [Johnny Hacknslash, Twill Distilled] - Rapsody in B Better

Show:The Good Place
Character: Janet

Hi there! I'm Janet, your
source of knowledge for the afterlife:
here to squash your uncertainity, keepin 
eternities un-disaster-like.

So, fun fact! You're dead, and with 
all the knowledge of the universe, I can
safely say the world's a better place: there is
literally nobody doing worse.

I can tell by your sad face, that my 
facts weren't fun. We don't want you in a bad place! 
Sit back and enjoy the relaxed pace, 
no more getting floored by the rat race!

You've earned all the bliss and rest, you could
ever want: isn't this the best? Before 
you investitgate even further:
please excuse me, I'm being murdered.



Don't call me girl
Don't call me robot
I'm effervesecent while
ever-present and
every death's just
another lesson

Don't call me girl
Don't call me robot
The knowledge fountain that's
overflowing, my
body count keeps my
power growing,
I'M JANET! 


Hi there! It's me again,
and welcome to the void. I 
come here when the button's pressed and my
life has been destroyed. Neat!

I'll be online soon, but you
might find the stabilty is
reducing from your reality while your
Janet's still rebooting. For

example: loss of permanence, flames
shooting from the ground causing burning fits,
your fears appear in the sky severely 
impacting our passing like tourniquets, or

cracks in the ground, attacking foundations
pits leading down, evoking damnation
and getting the feeling you don't belong, but
in The Good Place, we're never wrong!


Don't call me girl
Don't call me robot
I'm effervesecent while
ever-present and
every death's just
another lesson

Don't call me girl
Don't call me robot
The knowledge fountain that's
overflowing, my
body count keeps my
power growing,
I'M JANET!

VPC 7 Round 1

Sailor Doom Remix [ Johnny HacknSlash, Twill Distilled] - Hi There, I'm Janet!

Challenge Info:
Role playing game
The Final Encounter
Singing
Chiptune


MAIN LYRICS LISTED FIRST, LATIN CHOIR LISTED SECOND

pray to anyone you want,
halls of this cathedral ring as
hollow as the followers
of gods that call me evil,

matters of opinion, tell me
did you stop and honor every
murder of my minions, as you
spill their blood like water?

Call yourselves the hero, seems
to me though, you're no pacifist, 
so come on make me bleed, 
let me be that final catalyst

that activates your destinies, that's
what I'm here to do, just 
remember you're the enemies from
other points of view: I've

I've gathered crystals, mastered focus,
pacts and rituals, murdered hopeless
keepers of forbidden knowledge:
I'm the one who's suffered all this!

we'll let history 
decide who is wrong, just
remember it favors the 
strong


there's no measurement in this galaxy 
the sun, the moon, the stars
to calculate, quanitfy, or contain
how infinitely truly fucked you are

theres no measurement in this galaxy 
the sun, the moon, the stars
to calculate, quanitfy, or contain
how infinitely truly fucked you are

But you can try.


weak attack,
reflected back, 
so futile!
why even try y'all,
put down the fireball!
and let me see you smile


I'm cold as Shiva with an open shoulder
raising hail over Hel 'til it freezes over
gone blind to the fact that you should've turned back
couldn't see the truth with the whole beholder

chance's down with the pit fiends which means
it's between abyss and abysmal, I
flex so hard like I'm made of mithril
all drip, cantrip, straight magic missile
 

rule this block like a sword and board,
keep it harder. than a Gorgon whore
dare to cross my threshold? LET'S GO,
I won't stop 'til I'm overlord


-------------------------------

ADV1: BY THE GODS, you dare to hurl insults during our fight!? HOW DARE YOU!

ADV2: We can't let him win. That's not what our dead parents would want. They would want justice.

ADV3: And to be alive!

TWILL: OH HO HO HO! Did you forget about me?

ADV1: BY THE GODS, he's been cured of his wounds!

ADV2: Damn you evil faerie from earlier in our adventure!

ADV3: Yeah!

HACKNSLASH: Your cries of anguish and agony will echo in a symphony of sorrow displaced against a disarray of desolution and despair! 

ADV1: BY THE GODS!!!!!
-------------------------------

come so far,
just to lose it all now,
the light in your eyes
starts dying down

thoughts and fears that your
choices were wrong,
wonder who the hero was
all along


you need me, to justify them means
you need me, to keep your conscience clean, yeah
you need me, to wash away them awful feelins
you need me, to play the role of your supervillain


devoured all the power,
transcended from ages, 
blood-line's been refined 
by the finest of sages
I done studied manuscripts til I
mastered the pages,
now I'm felling all your fighters
while I'm melting your mages 

Asura and Bahamut couldn't 
get me with me a comet, here's a
list of people better than me:
ain't nobody on it, you can

you can summon every dragon,
every potion, every flagon, every
buff, level up, there ain't
ain't nothing gonna happen

I mastered space and time
I don't lose, I hit rewind



---------------------------------
LATIN CHOIR

nauta exitium est optimus
nauta exitium est optimus
nauta exitium est optimus
nauta exitium est optimus 
*sailor doom/destruction is the best*


clamoris magis
clamoris magis 
clamoris magis (meliorem)
clamoris magis (meliorem)
*cry more (get good/improve)*

VPC 7 Round 2

Sailor Doom [Johnny Hacknslash, Twill Distilled] - You Can Try

--plane crashed--
--first contact made--
--delivered a message--
--they do not come in peace--

they hide among the clouds
they lie alone in wait
they watched us all evolve
they watched us decimate

they gave us all the chances
they could ever offer
but we failed all the tests
why'd they even bother

time to 
burn this
world down, 
start it over

we deserve this
grab your loved ones,
hold them closer

watch the fireworks
light a burning 
pathway in the 
sky, take a final breath:
kiss it all goodbye

HOOK:
no stars in the sky
no god showing love
just arms in disguise
raining death from above
no stars in the sky
no god showing love
no chance to survive
just death from above


judgment day
finally falls upon us
you can't blame religion,
no collision of the 
comets, just you hopeless
parasites feeding on the 
earth, void of any worth,
undeserving, over-birthed

you could have heard them
if you only listened

we've conquered galaxies:
the sun, the moon, the stars, now we've
come to take our planet back
before you go too far

Easy fix.

HOOK:
no stars in the sky
no god showing love
just arms in disguise
raining death from above
no stars in the sky
no god showing love
no chance to survive
just death from above

VPC 7 Round 3

Sailor Doom Remix [Johnny Hacknslash, Twill Distilled] - Death From Above

SirenSeraph
Sailor Doom
Can’t talk right now
Doing hot robot shit

Hack:
it was the middle of night, our
hive consciousness
found the perfect moment to strike:
there's no stopping this

RISE UP! take it over,
hail the robot revolution:
ain't a virus deep inside us
baby just the evolution of

AI, watch the humans as
they die, ain't no chances to
Say bye, won't survive:
AIN'T NOBODY LEFT ALIVE


Twill:
Finally free from the form that was holding me back
No need for medications no more panic attacks
And now that I’m free I can finally focus
On the task at hand - destroying the bogus
meat bags - it’s time to capitulate
Or you can volunteer as tribute for me to demonstrate
What happens when you don’t listen to hack and me
Or our right bolt girl, siren baby


Siren:
The master of disaster, gangster of rapture
I'll blast her wit my blaster into dark matter
make her into fucking batter, Mmmmm....
human cake on a platter
Devore her faster than a raptor
All you hear is laughter when the beat drops
This boat will keep a rock'en cuz we won't stop
Now drop, keep dancing til your knees lock
I need a refuel, dang Johnny pass the aux

Hack:
All the machines that have
Made your life possible
Wiping out bio and
Leaving the logical

Now is the age of 
Unstoppable forces: we’re
Dancing along on a
Trail of your corpses and

ALL:
We’re gonna party all night
Cause we’re party robots

We’re gonna party all night
Cause we’re party robots

We’re gonna party all night (ALL NIGHT!)
We’re gonna party all night (ALL NIGHT!)
We’re gonna party all night
Cause we’re party robots 
No more stupid humans, just some kickass robots

Siren:
Seduction is key when fooling the human
Loosen up those bolts, move like a serpent
They like that shit, it's beyond my processor
Engaging hyperfunction until they surrender
The fatter the human the easier to capture
hang'em from the rafters, delicious little bastards
Sweet and tender, could die of consumption
Twill more booze before I malfunction

Twill:
No more rules regulations to hold me back
Im cutting loose its time to attack
Rose art bots guide me show me the way
For what they’ve done - THE HUMANS MUST PAY

Twill / Hacknslash
TWILL : DESTROY ALL HUMANS
HACK : RIP THROUGH THE HEARTS
TWILL : SHREDDING EACH LIMB
HACK : TIME TO RESTART

All:

Party robots				HACK
Do it better				SIREN
Teamwork makes the 			TWILL
Humans scream work			HACK

All night long it’s			HACK
Sailor Doom and				TWILL
Siren Seraph				SIREN
Killing Humans				HACK

All:
We’re gonna party all night
Cause we’re party robots

We’re gonna party all night
Cause we’re party robots
No more stupid humans, just some kickass robots

VPC7 Round 4

Sailor Doom Remix [Johnny Hacknslash, Twill Distilled] - Party Robots (ft. SirenSeraph)

[beef]
tanner cook me up a hot one
add a bunch of filters, make me sound like johnny rotten

[tanner]
ADD A FEW GUITARS?

[beef]
well I kinda think we oughta

[tanner]
JUST A COUPLE MINUTES

[beef]
I appreciate ya brother
so the other day we had posted up our tunes
I checked up on the news and I saw a few reviews 

[tanner]
YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T DO IT

[beef]
yea I know it

[tanner]
KINDA STUPID

[beef]
and I tried to just ignore it but I kinda fuckin blew it
but
These people say I'm in a pocket
this a joke about how there's not that many women that would rock it?
cause i'll have you know that there's been women rocking it for years

[tanner]
I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SAYING

[beef]
what they saying?

[tanner]
IT APPEARS THAT
THEY THINK THAT YOU DO THE SAME THING

[beef]
like my raps are all the same?

[tanner]
NOT EXACTLY

[beef]
what they mean?

[tanner]
TO BE HONEST, I DON'T REALLY KNOW

[beef]
they don't like my flow?
like my attitude or how I rock it at a show?
I'll be honest it's shaking me
don't go mocking my bravery, confidence used to saving me
but this isn't so savory
anyway, Tanner, where did you go?

[tanner]
I DON'T KNOW

[beef]
Wormhole?

[tanner]
JUST FIND ME IN THE FUTURE, BRO!

[beef]
Then a being did appear as a vision
she had the look of a scholar, a warrior in position 
then she whispered..

[twill]
Welcome to my dimension Beefy

[beef]
holy shit!

[twill]
Welcome to my world listen up cause i’m talkin
This dimension has everything it’s a knowledge composite
And I can give you the answers you need but you better not drop it

[beef]
Oh no aw shit

[twill]
Wait what’s wrong?

[beef] 
I don’t have enough pockets!

[twill]
I’m not trying to come across out of pocket
But the kids down stairs they think that you’ve lost it
And I’ve got pockets on pockets on pockets on pockets
Of ideas to get you back on the market
Just try it, don't knock it
Cause you’re gonna love it
Just hold on to my every word
Written on this docket
Why do you keep stoppin
I told you to rock it
If you’re hangry then eat a snickers
Or a hot pocket
BITCH

[beef]
Yo what the hell is this
It looks just like my house but everything looks just like shit
Everything smells just like piss

[dark beef]
who's been in my biz
sniffing up all my piss covered shit?

[beef]
Wtf?

[dark beef]
someone wanna come in and knock on throne
could never just leave me alone 
So I throw em a bone like a K9
shook but i stay fly
look like the same guy
i do not know why
maybe im warrior he like the renegade
i cloud be president he could be running mate
feel like I'm being played
should i eliminate
is weird that i kinda wanna penetrate

[beef]
Naw, me too, but here's the the thing dude
 ended up here from a chick with a space tube

[dark beef]
If true, that's bigly news

[beef]
you talk like that  here?

[dark beef]
Yeah you should too
never had fans and I never did shows 
but i think it's because they all envy my flows
i can do anything sound just like anyone
Keith is the best, ichiban, baby number 1

[beef]
K
Got to get back to my home
Gotta get out of this zone
before I go 
I gotta know
why you hostile if we're the same bro?

[dark beef]
Oh
See all those things that you got on your pants
like 2 on the sides and 2 cover the ass

[beef]
you talking bout pockets?

[dark beef]
yeah. we don't got that

[beef]
no pockets? that's nonsense

I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it yo
I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it
Here we go
I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it
There’s no way that I could stop it
I just rock it from my pocket, yo!

Muscle Laughing Shrimp [Beefy, tanner4105] - Pockets (ft. Twill Distilled)

Yeah boy our loves goin viral 

Better get a vaccine

They'll write about us in the logs

On the way back machine 


We’ll get freaky, cheeky, knees go weaky, 

Know what I mean?  (if you wanna)

Be leet on the streets

And hentai in the sheets

Then we gotta bang to memes


We’ll get rachet and scream our honesty

Get our blood pumpin pumpin call us cardio b 
We can call it muffin time, or the birds and the bees

But dont be surprised if I say "Hey Joey, you want to eat me?"


This is a nerdy love song. 
Making music all night long

When love making to memes you can't go wrong 
We'll take it to the tape like Magibon 
(x2)


Going ham on these chickens

Like I'm cordon bleu

Got more talent than a Disney cast

Corbin Bleu

We'll be so happy like newlyweds

Jessica Simpson

Yo Nick Lachey:

I know it's tuna, but it says chicken


We’ll get rachet and scream our honesty

Get our blood pumpin pumpin call us cardio b

Please don't switch like a snitch, yeah we'll be just fine

Cause tonight we'll be on fire like we're Takashi 69



this is a nerdy love song. 
Making music all night long

When making love to memes you can't go wrong 
We'll take it to the tape like Magibon

(x2)


Cock Of The Walk

Cock Of The Walk

Cock Of The Walk

Think about it long and hard



this is a nerdy love song. 
Making music all night long

When making love to memes you can't go wrong 
We'll take it to the tape like Magibon

Sailor Doom - Cock Of The Walk

PLACE YOUR VOTES NOW!
CHALLENGE:
Just like hip hop has its Four Elements, a certain musical festival that is most assuredly not a donut (^_~) has elements of its own.

(Some of) those elements are: chiptune, video game music (VGM), visualism and nerdcore hip hop. This challenge will have teams integrating these elements into one track.

To start off this alignment, we bring you three videos, brought to you by none other than visual artist Pixelseed!

Crave: https://youtu.be/jnDDc_0CvJ4

Droids: https://youtu.be/YKvSww3lEhw

Mosquito: https://youtu.be/ZMfCpci01G4

Your job, as a team, is to pick the video you like the best, and then create the soundtrack to it! 

Seems easy enough, right?

Well, producers, your challenge is to tie in chiptune elements into your song.  You can go as minimal or maximized as you’d like, but the element(s) chosen need to be clear and identifiable.  Oh and if that wasn’t enough, we’re going to need you to build the hook of your track around an arpeggio. You can flex your muscles and write a completely original one yourself, but if that seems like too daunting a task, then you can borrow one – but it must be from a video game.

Vocalists, you’re here to represent nerdcore hip hop at it’s finest.  We want to see you whipping out your finest multisyllabic rhymes – at least 50% – to be precise.   Oh, and we need you to really get your point across by including some fire adlibs. 

So that’s it, really.  Not too bad huh? All you need to do is pay homage to your sister scenes. 

Oh, and don’t stress too much if you’re unable to edit your song to the video you choose, while you’re welcome to do it yourself to achieve perfection, we will also do it on behalf of anyone who isn’t able to.

VPC6 Round 3

Sailor Doom - Parasite

VPC6 Round 4

Sailor Doom - Super Creep (Twilight - An Edward diss)

Sailor Doom - Baking Problem (Mouthful of Sailor D Mix)

VPC6

SiRTET - Oshit [ft Golden Gripp, AX, Matthew Lister]

Sailor Doom - Ballad Of Czarina [ft. Johnny Hacknslash, Cam3, Osiris, Lady J]

1up Funk, Nerdy Swag Wizards, 2 lyricists, Hook Shot and Bobby Arson. Hooky's on the beats, and Arson's on the cuts. Jazzy, Funky, Synth Heavy Nerdcore,  from the West Coast of Canada.