The Southern Demon Nerd

Fandom: Dragon Ball Z
Character: Nappa

Nappa the Rappa - The Southern Demon Nerd
 Lyrics
 
Big, Bald, Thick, tall
Putting down planets like
Sick dogs
Fuckin round scoutin out sig-nals 
Raditz gone, sumpn bout wish balls
Shenron 
We wanna live long
Hold up the saiyan  race like a rickshaw 
 Volcano Explosion that hits strong
Army navy city that shits gone


One time for the henchman
In the trenches while the prince just sits on the benches
Two times for the lackey boys
With the beefcake deep jacked raspy voice
Three times for the goon buffoons
Make a fake moon great ape oozaru
Four times for the moves I do
Keep a break cannon, yall rakoom booms my dude


I ain't even broke a sweat yet
 plant a couple saibamen
Get the seeds wet 
 see how these dudes be fightin them
Wolf kid dead 
They whole team kinda weak
Now they whole team sad
Cuz the Lil mime buddy done self destructed
It didnt even touch me tho I like it rough 
Break the thriclops arm
Now the thriclops mad
He breaks my armor 
Now the thriclops dead


 One time for the henchman
In the trenches while the prince just sits on the benches
Two times for the lackey boys
With the beefcake stacked jacked raspy voice
Three times for the goon buffoons
Make a fake moon go ape oozaru
Four times for the moves I do
Keep a break cannon, yall rakoom booms my 


I'm down to my briefs
 short baldy throwin frisbees
The sort of kinda kind that might just split me if they hit me
Ha he missed me, 
scraped my beautiful face
 ima beat him and his buddies brutally to a paste
Fuck up the kid 
Kill the green namek
Bout to stomp the lil saiyan
kakarot swoops in and grabs him
Like he saved the fuckin day and
now I'm pissed off dammit.
I  attack a kakarot he dodges kaiokens my back


One time for the henchman
In the trenches while the prince just sits on the benches
Two times for the lackey boys
With the beefcake deep jacked raspy voice
Three times for the goon buffoons
Make a fake moon great ape oozaru
Four times for the moves I do
Keep a break cannon, yall rakoom booms my dude


 
Vegeta I'm beaten 
I beg you help me up
I' defeated fleets and forces
Until this tailless fuck
He takes my arm and he calls me weak
I'm shaken broken torn
When he gives me the yeet
I'm burned up from the back 
 bastard brat betrayer
 wacked his oldest comrade
Bitch galaxy breaker
 Im sure hes just upset
A mistake I know it
He'll wish me back next ep
I know he will, he owes me

VPC 7 Round 1

The Southern Demon Nerd [Taco Supreme, Smokee B] - Nappa The Rappa

"S.K.o.L."  final encounter bgm from the hit dating simulator-
Very Pretty CartoonsVII   

*Let me just re equip my quintuple A amulet here aaand there we go....  
Ladies Love Leisure suit Larry
Is that a dating sim?
Did we win?*


(V1-00:14)
This is it,
Login with a Loggins reference
Pay to play, or pay to win
I'd pay some cents to sense the difference
Spent hours days weeks months
Shit I've got years invested
Been at this game since beta
Your mothers approve, 
these kids been tested
I GET MY KIX ON THIS SHIT
its everyday I
Rectify relationships with rudimentary AI
Macintosh Macdaddy 
Original digital playa
Apps asking permissions like we playin Mother  May I
Hey Yah! 
Now shake them Jpeg pictures
Getcha gatcha game up 
Give the gold to get them girls the gift shop
Now we're doused in Drip Drop
What up Nerdcore Hip Hop?
I'm sorting out these ranks like half Quartet's hat at the tiptop 
Dont be flip flops

(Hook-00:55)
It's the boss battle bitches
Bring about your bestest bars 
Let's butt heads in these trenches
Takes alot of time to temper truth and foster friendships
Find  phony fake and fabricated fallacies fermented as fuck
It's the boss battle bitches
Bust a bunch of bars and beats out
Level up the kinships
Cultivate connections
Choosing choices thats the challenge
The titties are the holy grail
I'm tryna lick the chalice

(V2-1:22)
Very Pretty Hitomi
An anime girl dont know me
The final encounter, choose your adventure, and bring ya homie
Perky titties hope she show she me
Feel her fondness for me growin
another round or four and she'll be devourin our bologna
                        
This pack of pickled peter piper poets should prolly pick a proper profession prior to provoking poltergeist ghost pepper nappa possession 



(Bridge-2:17)
Whooooooaaaaa!!!!
Dont you wanna see these cartoon titties
Marry kill or fuuuck?
Dont you wanna feel some kind of loooove?
Dont you wanna see these cartoon titties?
Dont you wanna plaaaay?
Dont you wanna feel some type of way?

(V3-2:44)
Wait 
Wait wait
Wait wait hold up
In a zeptosecond zing a zap of zolt up in my cola
She got rocket ship titties and explosive aerola
I'ma committed calm cool collected  cornucopiopa 
Containing collages of cutscenes 
 A Coitus Casanova
If ya choking ya chicken, churn up a fappiapioca
That's some happy tapioca if ya flickin ya bean
Clickin ya cookie continuosly crackin ya screen
The juxtaposition of judging jabronies is jarring 
  just joshin i'm joking around jerkin muh jollies
Boobies beautiful baby boo 
 all of em are 
Gamification of intimacy?
 competitive forum?
The demons herd the nerds 
And I'm reppin the henchman
Unleash legions of semen 
cmon ladies toss  yo eggs in
Non binaries welcome every preference we can fit in.
And if we ain't seen them titties we'll loop that shit again fam

(Hook-3:12)
It's the boss battle bitches
Bring about yo bestest bars let's butt heads in these trenches
Takes alot of time to temper truth and foster friendships
Find  phony fake and fabricated fallacies fermented as fuck
It's the boss battle bitches
Bust a bunch of bars and beats out
Level up the kinships
Cultivate connections
Choosing choices thats the challenge
The titties are the holy grail
I'm tryna lick the chalice

*metaphorically*

VPC 7 Round 2

The Southern Demon Nerd [Smokee B, Taco Supreme] - S.K.o.L.

Straaaanded 
We crash landed
Taco and Smokee 
 not the bell, bear, or bandit
Man so sandy 
 we got this shit
Just shoot this message at demon herd like lickity split
 not an SoS 
Or a signal of distress
We just got some requests
Listen, I made a list
We need a bunch of weed and some blunts so we can smoke em
some fine ass women so we can get to know em
 bring the bouncy house them boobies bouncing while we floatin
And bring the demon herd yachts, yeah
Boff'em
And Will, connect em with the yacht bridge
 dont forget the drugs and alcohol just bring alot with
All the speakers and the lights 
cut down our tree and build a stage
Dont save our tree
Cuz We dont want our tree saved
goin on a couple days now 
Slick Chillin
Birds whistle on the beat
Up in my mac miller feelings
grab a couple grills for grilling
Oh yeah, bring some food and feed us
And some insulin and needles
Smokee got the diabeetus
since existing as a teenage dirtbag baby
Wheatus
All up in this vpc mess
They dont want us but they need us
If they cant join us better beat us
 island party genius
Taco the nutty professor 
 we both screaming "Cmon Cleatus!"
Its knives down forks up
Roasting rappers like some pork butts
 sho nuff
We need some mo stuff


Island party vibes 
Bring the homies and the "fam" in,
 Yeah we hungry
  Yeah we thirsty 
  Yeah we dirty
But we jamming
Yeah man,
Me and taco ten toes deep up I'm the sand when
Diggin trenches like an irrigation system fruits to plant em
Got some future planning
Bring some wifi w a bunch of bandwidth
 we can kick some island jams and keep these mammajamas dancing
Taco lookin like a sandwich like dammit 2 whole snacks
  let him throw the bottle cuz he gotta swole back.
This ver(se)bose important
Let me drop our last coordinates
yall can find this island party 
 Man this shore looks fuckin gorgeous.
Guess I gotsta cut this short 
it seems we running outta data
Taco dont throw it, wait up
 I gotta estimate locations.
Fuuuuuuuck

VPC 7 Round 3

The Southern Demon Nerd [Smokee B, Taco Supreme] - Melon Island

Bigg Notty:  Come one come all
Air ya dirty drawers
At the first annual nerdcore vpc haters ball
I'm ya host big naughty
We out here on the red carpet 
Smells like an armpit
This'll be over alot faster if we just get it started


Smokee B- V1


These muhfuckin crews ain't shit
Ya'll think they gon lose they shit?
Yo let me know to these average Joez is this some muhfuckin Wu Tang shit
I'm on my Pootie Tang tip
Whip a hater like Sa Da Te'
Sign yo petty on the runny kine get line
Me and mine playa hatin like all damn day
Listen what the Big Tall man say
Whatcha finna do with all that hate?
up in the facebook group
Spittin all dat poop like "dat song wasnt all that great"
Everybody hatin quit bitchin about it
I be hatin too I just dont be twitching about it
We some heavy hittin haters feelin different about it
Tryna hear the testament, let's give it to Prowess


Prowess the Testament- V1


All these tears in the VPC, I drink ‘em with coffee
So sorry that you can’t get a 3, yeah, that’s even you Bobby…
No apologies, these policies here to keep all of these little prodigies
Under my boot, yeah, that’s a prophecy, these An Hobbes/2-Ton Philosophies, stop frolicking,
On Twitch making hits like you got supreme, that’s a Taco, check the barcode
I’m hearing these hi hats sound like dry cats Klop posted, it’s mind blowing,
Ya’ll gotta make remix on the first round? Desh ya’ll ready for the thirst now?
Posting them traps, those ain’t raps, no caps…ya’ll gotta go rehearse, now…




Bobby Arson-V1


This motherfucking vibe aiint it 
Run a joke until the drive train quits
me and Smokee here bye that bitch
put up blinders survive that shit


Little Notty thanks for having me here
They've been hating on my verses for a couple of years
yall should dig deep and peep your inner self
instead of fucking with Twitch, try calling better help 


-What they doin?  Hatin on us
Bitch I'm the Boss-


All- HATE (like a whole lot of it)


Bigg Notty: Bigg Notty back for more
mouf like a 12 gauge shotty atcha door
and now, the moment all you haters been waitin for
It's time to present one of these motherfuckers the hater of the year award


Smokee B-V2




How could you not be a hater
Hate the challenge hate the player
Hate the judges hate the beat hate the vocalist creators
Hate a hater
Hate a coconut
All these haters choking up
Hard shell but
Sweet n chewy when they broken up
I been just joking, fuck
Still causing a ruckus
Haters of the year unless the judges fuck us
Ah, fuck em 
Gotta love em
They ain't used to me 
I hear that Navi aint half the beard that they used to be
Scuse me, damnSelene
Like a hot damn mess
 sorry for your pop filter 
Witcha plant based hotdog breath
Got alot left to say w my chest
Taking shots at these nerdcore doggone vets
Mark Cooper rap like he got dusty shoes
All of Bobby's spider kicks look busted too
But I need a heater so I'm fuckin trusting you 
To burn these clowns down arson at the circus dude


Bobby Arson-V2


come in hot like Deshy 
berserk flow and no shirt
cringing watching Joey Z
selfie a slow jerk
thanks for the notes though
dog I didn't ask
but I laughed at the old drunk guy
 in the kids mask


16 Joshes, hard to hear the difference
Kermit and Dr. Teeth Jammin in the distance
Couple of Muppets, and Beaker makes three
Oh wait thats just An Hobbes and XOC


Hard to hate it here
the way my raps get treated
But I gotta hate a game
where a vets never defeated
Hate feeling cheated 
And still I do
hate the way you haters float your fucking hate reviews


so, fuck it


we came to bang
shorty on deck 
You know my gang 
it's KKMDS
Demon Nerds and 1up funk
we at the ball
Prowess got that haterade
Hit em with the claw(s)

VPC7 Round 4

The Southern Demon Nerd - Player Hater's Ball (ft. Prowess the Testament & Bobby Arson)

The Southern Demon Nerd 
Round 5 Challenge Submission
"HEY SMOKEE"


Hey Smokee, dont do a stan thing

Noted,
 my egos are bloated, most of em know it they show up 
I cannot control  em
I sniff all this coke up and rap at the mirror
Talk to myself but the words hard to hear
Fears voices all of these choices 
Can I be blunt with me and kinda boisterous?
questions rhetorical 
I got the answers
Ask myself anything make it a stanza


HEY SMOKEE
whatcha gon do next
Cant win every battle but ya still gon flex
Dont ignore yourself smoke, best
protect ya neck
It's a party in ya head smokee let's get wrecked
HEY SMOKEE
Dont worry cuz ya gotcha back
HRY SMOKEE
Be my hype man.  yo, that shit slaps
HEY SMOKRE
Self high five hand clappin action
HEY SMOKEE
HEY SMOKEE
HEY SMOKEE
Whatcha got to say
Cypher w yourself like masturbatin
Too many smokees hard to actuate
Alot of em just telling you that you're so great

HEY SMOKEE
 how ya spit rap so good?
HEY SMOKEE
how does taco flip tracks so good?
HEY SMOKEE
 Yall be scratching that wax so good.
HEY SMOKEE
would ya give yourself dap?
Sho would


the fuck even are you?
Try hard go getter?
Be more go harder Smokee do better
A letter?  You kidding you that's not your tastes
Just ride to a city and rap at their face
You've been playin nice too
At least your cat likes you
Spit thunder stoned 
Keepin it Raichu
Might have to morph into pooty tanger
Powered up megazord nerdcore stranger
High level druid 
Cross class ranger
check ya skills,
Fuck a campaign up
Bring in the danger cuz show n tells over
Do panic titanic the water is frozen
The mighty best duck 
Ice cold keep em shivering
Slapstick style with a knuckle puck delivery
You a buster mega buster
Smokee on blast
No gods No kings No robot masters!


HEY SMOKEE
What the fuck that mean?
Why the size yo noggin damn obscene? 
HRY SMOKEE
Rock a clean verse keep a critic mumblin
Are ya humble smokee?
Nah you the humblest
HEY SMOKEE
Why ya gotta rap so loud?
References cater to the nerdcore crowd
HEY SMOKEE
Why gotta be so damn proud? 
HEY SMOKEE
Now we rollin huh?
Too much smoke
Claustrophobia
Least we got some umph
To blow me up
Hey smokee 
dont let me smokee dont show me up
HEY SMOKEE
how ya spit rap so good?
HDY SMOKEE
How does taco flip tracks so good?
HEY SMOKEE
How yall scratch wax so good?
HRY SMOKEE
would ya give yourself dap?
Sho would


You're the henchman you're the villain,
The islands that deserted, you're the player, you're the hater, you're a Southern Demon Nerd and your reflection's replicating
your 
Imposter syndrome party's gotten out of hands a bit 
We've been so nice
 now were big naughty
Make like a trench and ditch ya bitch 
weve caught you outta pockets
Your internet presence is less than impressive Smokee, stop it
15 years with no career "cuz you're just having fun"
Take a hike, Run Smokee run, 
Wait like like like 
is that a gun?
Always has been 
Yall just arent remembering
Dismembering our egos 
Seeing Keaton's multiplicity
In theaters 
on ether
 double feature
 with memento 
No one ever taught us how to properly crescendo!!!!
Or segway but it's still all good at least we can sell drugs tho
Guess we just love playin games that's cutthroat.  
 Shamed?  Fuck no, just gimme dat up vote 
Cabbage vendor 
Burnin embers
 all returns cinders
In the wind the innuendo's all that anyone remembers


How the hell you tell  rhymebenders that you mean them no harm
When you're a winter storm tornado warning fire alarm?
your the only survivor, on some highlander shit,
Drenched in your own blood and guts 
You still got the drip.

HEY SMOKEE

VPC7 Round 5

The Southern Demon Nerd [Smokee B, Taco Supreme] - Hey Smokee

We with the shits we go with everything like guiles theme/the guillotine, new millennial Biggies yelling it was all a meme, Team Ultra Magnus and Taco supreme
I'm a rapping ass nigga man/
hit me up and I deliver man/ X2
I don't give a fuck about your fucking opinion/ X3
You are not the Messiah you are just a civilian  
I don't give a fuck about your fucking opinion/ X3
Transform to a truck, break you off with the Gratatat
I'm sipping with Kermit listen/ I'm bustin without permission
I did I did it I dig it, now you just fucking listen/
You sound wrong like "nigger" with a hard R twist/
I'm balling tighter than Arthur the Aardvarks fists/
Y'all all autists, the hard artist, running circles around all y'all kids
All these bands chasing Pavement so I call them Adele
I was in her thirsty Valley so I called her a dell,
Your reservoir is running dry, meanwhile, I'm underground and I've got the competition drenched you can call us (as) well
Ironic how the name Taco wasn't ringing no Bells,
we here to disrupt the Peace we aint winning Nobels/
Bombs over Baghdad we all in the Mix/
Now it's Bombs over Libya, y'all all 86'd (come on.)
Control alt delete the leader, out for blood at least a litre/
Battle ass Bitch on my side, I had to Lease Alita.
Chorus
Catch me in the corner not speaking/
writings just a game to me, nowadays my pens name is Mavis Beacon
You run to catch a train, I'm running into Trains,
I've got the P-p-p-power U, that old spice refrain/
fuck your kekastani Bullshit/
gifs or "jifs"  me and Taco brought the full clip
I'm at the border eating refried beans/ My grasp is hard to make it out of like some deep fried memes/
I'm on the south side sipping with Sarafina, ya seen her?
The best duo in Timbs since missy miss  Demeanor/
You heard it and your blood was boiling/
we higher than the IQ's of fans of Justin Roiland
Morty, too easy
you niggas rep wrong,/ all signs say I'm greater than like driving past a chevron
We throwin fits in this bitch and we aint even out of chezuan/
Mother Fucker I'm Dead wrong, Like a Sherlock Holmes Retcon. (look it up.)
hook.

VPC 2019

Magnus Supreme - It Was All A Meme

VPC 7 Round 0

The Southern Demon Nerd  [Smokee B, Taco Supreme] - Rolling With The Demons

1up Funk, Nerdy Swag Wizards, 2 lyricists, Hook Shot and Bobby Arson. Hooky's on the beats, and Arson's on the cuts. Jazzy, Funky, Synth Heavy Nerdcore,  from the West Coast of Canada.