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Lyrics:
When I woke from my 100 year nap.
My coffin creaked like an old bat trap.
I stretched my fangs, shook off the dust,
Feeling thirsty, but love was a must.
I shuffled to the window, grabbed my bat-goggles tight,
Peered at the town in the pale moonlight.
There she was, glowing like a full blood moon,
A beauty so fine, she made my heart swoon.
Her hair like raven wings, eyes like midnight stars,
I fell head over cape, from afar.
Oh, I'm batty for her, it's love at first bite,
She sucks the boredom right out of my night.
I'm dying to meet her, but undead, you see,
This vamp's got a crush, eternally.

I've got the perfect plan to win her heart,
A scheme so clever, it's a dark art.
I'll run Halloween with ghosts and ghouls,
Deck the halls for Christmas, break all the rules.
Turn into a cat, sneak in her door,
Purr her secrets, learn what she's for.
But as I plot in my castle so grand,
I should really learn her name... damn.
I floated down the hill on wings of night,
Whispering spells to make everything right.
She walked the streets, unaware of my gaze,
While I hung around, in a lovesick haze.
I'd send her bats with notes, "You're fang-tastic, dear,"
But they'd just flap away, filled with fear.
My heart's in a crypt, but it's beating for you,
One nibble from me, and we'll be undead too.
I'm staking my claim, no wooden ones here,
This love's immortal, crystal clear.
But garlic breath? That's a stake in my pride,
And mirrors? They leave me horrified.

I've got the perfect plan to win her heart,
A scheme so clever, it's a dark art.
I'll run Halloween with tricks and treats so vile,
Christmas with blood-red lights, Transylvanian style.
Turn into a cat, with whiskers and claws,
Eavesdrop on her dreams, uncover her flaws.
But as I scheme in my coffin so deep,
I should really learn her name... before I creep.

One night as a feline, I slinked through her gate,
Heard her whisper secrets, it was worth the wait.
She loves old movies, hates the sun's glare,
Perfect match for a vamp with style and flair.
But when I transformed back, she screamed in fright,
"Get out, you bat-brained creep of the night!"
Now I'm back in my castle, nursing my woe,
Love bites hard, don't you know?

Oh, the perfect plan to win her heart,
Fell apart like a zombie's counterpart.
Halloween haunts and Christmas cheer gone wrong,
Cat tricks backfired, now she's long gone.
But in my eternal, blood-thirsty game,
I should really learn her name......next time.

Human-made,  AI Assisted (Suno)
Art drawn by US using digital tools without AI, then animated in ADOBE and RUNWAY

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This song was inspired by the DnD/TTRPG Community and characters/ scenes from our Show! 

What should our next song be about!?

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🎲🔥 "1v1 Me!" – The Ultimate Tabletop Throwdown Anthem 🔥🎲

Ever watched a rules lawyer go full rage-mode? Or seen a barbarian challenge the DM to mortal combat over a misinterpreted spell? "1v1 Me!" is the chaotic battle cry of every TTRPG player who's had enough of fudged rolls, broken builds, and lore inconsistencies. Whether you're rolling nat 20s in D&D, commanding armies in Warhammer, or min-maxing in Pathfinder, this track is your soundtrack for table-flipping drama and dice-slinging vengeance.
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🎮 Just One More Game – The Anthem of Late-Night Warriors 🎶

They’ve got jobs, kids, back pain, and early meetings—but none of that matters when the squad’s one match away from victory. Just One More Game is a nostalgic, high-energy tribute to every 30-something gamer who refuses to log off until they taste sweet, sweet triumph.

🕹️ This track captures the grind, the groans, and the glory of grown-up gamers chasing that elusive win long past bedtime. It’s about friendship, stubbornness, and the sacred ritual of saying “last one” five times in a row.

💡 Perfect for:

Multiplayer marathons that stretch into the early morning

Group chats full of “I should really go” followed by “OK, queue up”

Anyone who’s ever whispered “I’ll be tired tomorrow anyway…”

🎧 Whether you're clutching in ranked or respawning in casual, this song hits home for every adult who still believes in the power of one more game.

Just one more Game

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