A shitpost about kickstarter TCGs

Kickstarted - bank account lookin funni
countin stacks - that's that cardboard muni - son
Shiny whip - shiny prototype card
new shop, whatnot, it aint hard - yuh

Kickstarted - bank account lookin funni
countin stacks - that's that cardboard muni - son
some people really cant take a hint
everyone thinks  it'll really go to print - HAH!

Verse 1
Never played a card game but I got art
Metazoo made bank like a stonk chart
Gonna make my own game, hella big smart
crowdfund, yuh, put it on kickstart 
and it's gonna be collectible
even better bitch its gonna be investable 
slap that green k right on the side
people spend them stacks and they're in for the ride - woo!
Build the hype with a collecticon promo
limited edition, gotta hit em in the FOMO
1 outta 25 card print run
and ther number in my house is assuredly one
backers - check patreon - check
secret ebay account to sell my own stuff on - check
everything is in place and time to take a breath cuz 
in 6 months time im gonna fake my own death

Verse 2 
Let me lay it on you straight 
The kickstarter product that you ordered last year is gonna be a little late
I accidentally spent the money gambling crypto, it ripped so, I did throw, the money then it slipped low,
A minor setback, is all 
I'm willin to sell at least one of my PSA charizards from my last haul
and then we'll be blastin away to the moon where the haters will look so small
and the value will be so tall
with the green ks - never banal
and if you spreadin FUD I got the ban button racked bruh
there's nothin you can do cuz you already because you already backed bruh
thanks for the cash, they made for nice vintage packs bruh
this aint a game, this is a rug bruh

Cardboard Muni (prod by Ihaksi)

In case any of you are planning on asking me if you can use this song in a video: I don't mind, go for it! As long as you give credit, go crazy dude

I couldn't decide on a mashup to do, so i did all of them
https://soundcloud.com/tmabird/sweet-melty-memes - The Sequel!
Got the idea from BEEEEEES' Platinum Mashup!

Everybody's Circulation

mr.reaper

Sonic song I made, don't tell anybody... It's a secret >.>

Icicle Cove Zone

Welcome to the hive 
of terror and villiany
a million gs are on the tables 
we made em from buildin' these - YAH

- 
hot rhymes and hard beats 
the killin spree is drawing nigh
we pullin chumps rights of the streets - bang

this is somethin' you c an't avoid
set it straight
every time line will converge to a single point
fate

the will of steins;gate 
confirms our mission V
so don't attempt to fight it 
just sit down for a listen and agree

You need some VERSES?
We got them VERSES.
but i dont need to tell you that
give a listen to the other tracks

2Lainz - Into The Verses

since the release of Scary Christmas has been delayed, i released a single off the project today, merry christmas

Scary Christmas 7

Krazy Life Of Mine

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Artwork by Dylan Casano
Trombone / Tuba: Nadav Nirenberg
Vox: Gift of Gab, Deuce Eclipse
All additional instruments / production: Will Magid
Additional production: Thomas Schillebeeckx

Cardboard Muni (prod by Ihaksi)

2 Lainz

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