idk, i wanted to sleep then my sleep PParalysis demon came and was hummin some shit like this.

turd design

so I was listening to some techno and I had to shit at the same time, I thought I could hold it in, but when I stood up and sat back down. the great canyons were plotted in my underwear. I was devastated, saddened and mentally crippled. I then paused my music and went to clean up. I came back to the song being missing and I was so sad(x2 from the shit) and so i could only make this as a recreation. i truly am devistated.

Buildup Techno Start(dog wa'er / poo stain)

i was vibing on my bed, when i heard my stomach growl; signs of troubles ahead. i rushed into the washroom and behold, the beat before you all.

Booty Sounds

I was thinking bout my future in life as I was taking a dump. but I was squeezing and pushing too hard and so I almost past out, the noise sound you hear is the ringing in my ears. I must say though, although hard, the dump was smooth other wise, if not enjoyable.

A Smooth Number 2

I had to fart during a math quiz; time was of the essence. Thus I didn't manage to go fart in the toilet, just incase of shit going wrong, literally. My ass felt as if it was a bomb, rip japan, but it was like a raining swamp at the same time on the outside. At this point I finished my quiz and went to fart, but when I farted, I looked like I sharted instead and I became depressed. Not only were my loins soiled, my lungs were burned too and I could not breath for 2 minutes.

Mustard Gas Up My A$$

i was vibin with the bois when I felt like my life was a loop of garbage. Literally it. That's all

Scheduled

i like my music trance the same way i cum at a women's glance.

Penile Excriment Surge ft.DK/DB

I was thinking about what my life could have been if I didn't partake in self destructive activates and ruin my own life.

Confused And Lost In Lust

shit was too salty and sour for me. Someone squirted the mayo all over my back and i was left there, sad, alone and needing to pee. I was left there with blue skies, over me, and I did not feel so gay(happy), instead I felt very gay(homosexual), non-consensually.

Neighbour's Glizzy Got Me Dizzy

i was doing some work when i had a thought pop into my head, "life is nothing but a series of meaningless jokes". i laughed at that idea but when i went to shit 30 mins later, it came back to me. it was strange, when i am shiting, my mind goes to a state of zen, where i cant see the difference between good or bad and they blend together. life is a series of meaningless jokes until you go through the trouble of uncovering the meaning of those jokes, which then allows you to enjoy life, even if all life to you is a big annoying shit show.

Laughs Of Despair

i was in a pit of anguish and self resentment. i found my way when a blessed angel aided me back on my feet. they told me; 
my problems i shall beat and 
accomplish a great feat:  
the stopping of beating the meat,
consumption of the whole acid sheet,
getting up from my seat,
not bein gay on the back street,
saying no to deceit.
these were the requests and these request shall be complete!

the last sh1t and fart

i was thinking to my self, if you raped a synthesizer, would it: scream; out of fear, pleasure; play them high notes or low notes.
And so i made a test where the synthesizer gets raped to death and it was over pretty quick.

note, I do not at all support or condone raping/violence of anyone or thing or trees in anyway.

screams of pain and fear

i almost overdosed on caffeine somehow during an exam. i guess my limit is 1.5 grams of caffeine. my heart was hurting and i was losing control of my muscles. my bowels' almost went down with me but i managed to keep it together and not let the shit get out of hand; in every aspect of the phrase. when i did catch my self, there was mental damage already done and i could not focus for shit. i still managed to finish the exam and i think i did well, but bruh...

kicks - heart beat, shit did not move in pace, put the strength behind each pulse was painful

snares and triangles - me working on the exam, thinking and writing respectfully.

electronic sound - my brain and life force

OD At The Exam

the voices in my had had me goin on and on about anarchy; was a bussin conversation.

Calm Screams

every morning I hate waking up,
my dreams made me feel as though I was at the top,
now all I want to do is fall and go flop
and to never see the morning come 
and to never feel a teardrop drop.

these feelings I shall stop,
shan't think about the high rooftop,
or the gun that makes my head go pop.
I shan't think of these thoughts as they must stop.

Morning Dread

i read berserk and was so sad and furious that i wanted to hear something that would give me the feeling i was doing sinful acts will smiling.

Bisic Linguistics

playin with my own feelings.
seeking other ppl's flings.
looking at ppl's postings
feeling sad when it stings.

Happy With Sadness

I was wondering what I was wondering about when I wondered about stuff for real.

Sublime Aura

I woke up to see worrisome white,
I kept telling my self its all right.
My mind kept drifting farther away.
Blinding white snow suppresses my sight.

U could  think about the "snow" to be man made, literally man made.

Blurred White Sight

he be raw dogging my ass
his dick be as stiff as glass
i be quivering like an outta watter bass
fucking me so hard i wanna pass the gas

i know that im the prize
thats y i got his cum in my eyes
ill be his demise
with my bigg ass and supper thick thighs

i be sucking his dick on the off beat
when he cums in my mouth, i cum on his feet
i love the feeling of his red hot meat
when we done, sweat be covering the bed sheet

Whistling Through the Night

Rice:
Tee spoon salt, olive oil, rice and 2x(of rice volume) water. 
Bring to boil, add rice and shit, bring temp to medium and let cook for 15 mins. 
Bring to low and wait till right mushyness.
Shit = any herbs spices or greens u want to add; Add some shit at start and some at the end.
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Fried rice: 
Make the rice above.
Dice peppers, tomatoes, green onions, onions and garlic
Add to oiled pan on high.
 Cook until veggies look soft or caramelized. 
Add meat, salt, pepper, paprika and other spices, then turn to medium.
Cook until meat is has released and soaked its water, and it looks browned/caramelized. 
Add rice to mix and turn to medium low.
Cook until all has been mixed and rice has soaked the juices.

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