Name: TeamFortressnimals by 2007excalibur2007 in chill
Duration: 30 s
Description: this is the shit that i do when i'm bORED AS FUUF

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Was lucky enough to get the very talented Evan Duffy to add some piano to this one. 
Get it here: http://goo.gl/k1E9Hk

REMIX COMPETITION: http://bit.ly/RiftContest

Evan Duffy:
http://www.youtube.com/user/evanduffycomposer
https://www.facebook.com/evanduffycomposer
http://soundcloud.com/evan-d

Get It Here!

Singularity - Vain (feat. Evan Duffy)

remix of Quartetto Cetra - "Crapa Pelada" (1945)
from Breaking Bad s3ep13

(From lyricstranslate.com):

A voi miei signori io voglio narrare
la storia che tanto mi fa disperare:
son già sette mesi che vedo cadere dal capo i capelli pian pian.
Ormai son pelato, deluso, avvilito,
non so quali cure adottar.

Ma senti cosa dice
quel povero infelice?
Non ti lamentar,
ma prova a cantar
con noi questa canzon!

Crapa Pelada la fà i turtei,
ghe ne dà minga ai sò fradei. oh-oh-oh-oh
I sò fradei fan la fritada.
ghe ne dan minga a Crapa Pelada.
Oh-oh-oh-o-oh!

Crapa Pelada la fà i turtei,
ghe ne dà minga ai sò fradei.
I sò fradei fan la fritada.
ghe ne dan minga a Crapa Pelada.

Crapa Pelada la fà i turtei,
ghe ne dà minga ai sò fradei. oh-oh-oh-oh
Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà.
Badabaddà badabbadà badabba babbarara pirulirulirulirulì
Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà.
Paaaaaaa pararappappa pappa paraparapà.

E la canzone ti fa dimenticar
soltanto ciò che ti rattrista il cuore e sospirar ti fa.

Chi lo sa se potrò ritrovare la folta chioma?.

Prova, tenta ancor!.

Ho provato e riprovato ogni cura più sicura e consigliata
la chinina è di rigore ma la testa è ancor pelata, ancor pelata.

Coraggio amico, non ti disperar.

Con la bulbomicillina con bayrum e petrolina ho provato e riprovato ma io sono ancor pelato ancor pelato.

Perché? Non so com'è.
Chissà perché?

Perché? Perché? Non so!.

Parapappa parapappa tarattatà parapà parapappa parrappappà parappa pararara pam.

Sei tu?

Crapa pelada, Crapa pelada,
Crapà Crapà Crapà Crapà.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Bidibadi bidibadi bidiba bidiba bidibà bidibà bidibà bidibà
parappappà parappa pappa pappa pappappà
Crapa pelada l'ha fa' i turtei
ghe ne dan minga ai suoi fradei, oh-oh-oh-oh.

Crapa pelada,
con la parrucca
forse potrai guarir

English:

Ladies and gentlemen, i want to tell you
the story that drives me to despair
For seven months now, I have watched my hair fall out
Now i'm bald, disappointed, sad;
I don't know what to do about it.

But listen to what he says,
that poor sad man!
Don't complain,
just try to sing
this song with us!

Crapa Pelada ("Bald Head") made tortellini
he didn't give his brothers any - oh-oh-oh-oh
His brothers made an omelet,
they didn't give any to Crapa pelada
Oh-oh-oh-o-oh!

Crapa Pelada made tortellini
he didn't give his brothers any
His brothers made an omelet,
they didn't give any to Crapa pelada

Crapa pelada made tortellini
he didn't give his brothers any - oh-oh-oh-oh
Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà.
Badabaddà badabbadà badabba babbarara pirulirulirulirulì
Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà.
Paaaaaaa pararappappa pappa paraparapà.

And this song makes you forget
just those things that sadden your heart and make you sigh.

Who knows if I will ever get my hair back?

Try, try again!

I have tried and retied every sure and suggested cure!
Quinine is a must, but my head is still bald; still bald.

Come on my friend, don't despair!

With bulbomicillina with bayrum and petrolina i tried and retied, but i am still still bald.

Why? I don't know
Who knows why?

Why? Why? I don't know!

Parapappa parapappa tarattatà parapà parapappa parrappappà parappa pararara pam.

Is it you?

Crapa pelada, Crapa pelada,
Crapà Crapà Crapà Crapà.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Bidibadi bidibadi bidiba bidiba bidibà bidibà bidibà bidibà
parappappà parappa pappa pappa pappappà
Crapa pelada made tortellini
he didn't give his brothers any - oh-oh-oh-oh

Crapa pelada,
with a wig
perhaps you can recover!

Translation by mwillems and Daniele Usardi
(http://lyricstranslate.com/en/crapa-pelada-crapa-pelada.html#TlDwxPsXwikyf8fK.99)

The Italian Crack Job

Make a Wish... NOW!!!! 

Remix by TheLivingTombstone and me.
check out the PMV (by EpicLPer) on Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ-b1nmLqrQ&list=UUFYMDSW-BzeYZKFSxROw3Rg

DOWNLOAD: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/oisx44kr9kevvbn/MakeAWishRemixMaster.mp3
INSTRUMENTAL: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/o1c9n3nejru31ih/MakeAWishRemixMaster-Instrumental.mp3

Make a Wish (TheLivingTombstone & µThunder Remix)

This song needed to be touched up. I hope you guys like what I've done to it ♥

Video Game Metal - "Oh, Daisy! (V2)" (Super Mario Land Remix)

this is the shit that i do when i'm bORED AS FUUF

TeamFortressnimals

Propane Shop

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Cum Star somehow got 25,000 listens?! Thank you so much! Anyway, here's a sequel. I dunno if I'm gonna do any more of these because I don't know if I want to be known as "that girl who takes 90s pop songs and makes them about cum" but uh, for now, here's this monstrosity.

Blink 182 - All The Cum Things

The Grandest day of SiIvaGunners Life!

edit: why are y'all still listening to this, it sucks

brodyquest but i shittily added siivagunner memes in with audacity please listen to my other things

Toxic Skeletons

It's finally time to revive this dead account mateys

Various Mashups and Memes

Through the Dames and Cositas

Thumbnail art: https://twitter.com/berryverrine/status/1044275948651073536

Bowsette's Castle

pluffaduff.bandcamp.com/album/pure-impact

Dragonbone

tl;dr this account is dead, but reposts will continue. Keep reading if you give a shit.

So I'm thinking I'm going to be quitting the Soundclown game from here on out. I've been at this for almost 5 years now, and not only am I shit out of ideas, I'm now a full time college student, so I don't have much time to make mashups anyway.

That doesn't mean "dont expect anymore activity", as I still plan on reposting tracks i like and responding to comments/DMs. I might even post something in the distant future or re-purpose this account, but the point is, don't follow me if you expect more content from me. But stay followed/follow me now if you want reposts of other mashup artists.

If there's anything I can leave you guys on, it's this: plays and likes don't mean shit. I remember back in 2015, looking at @napemango2 's follower count of 900+ and thinking how unfathomable it would be to reach that level of popularity. Now at nearly 10k followers, I don't feel any superior or have any more clout than someone with 10 followers. What matters is that you meet folks you like in your career, chat with them and work on collabs/cores, and that'll get you a lot farther than being some dude with 5 million all-time plays.

To conclude, this account will NOT be deleted without due notice, which isn't going to happen for a long ass time.

Peace, Sayonara, Live Long and Prosper, and I'll remember you all in therapy.

-The Meme Machine


joke stolen from https://strawlbarry.tumblr.com/post/158785141058 btw

DEAD ACCOUNT, READ DESC.

He's got Kontakt AND Addictive Drums, and what did that bastard decide to use them for??

Find Stuff (Dangerous Mix)

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Hi, I do TF2 things... and stuff. Feel free to stalk me here or something. :V

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