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Freestyle 1/31: "NYC Moments / Hillary Bill"

On That Show

LYRICS   

The Human Race. 
Saving Grace. 
Familiar Faces are like familiar places. 
They’ve got topography; they’re familiar places.
when the universe is all about the homeostasis
and if you got something good for your heart it might be homeopathic
And if your friend is Patrick and he plays hockey he might get a Hat Trick
and so the universe is like this, and girls wear skirts. 
Like girls with the skirts, girls with the likeness. 
Girls with their names that I’m always forgetting. Damn. 
I met you on that the train. Saw you walk out in the rain. 
And all those other fellas woulda kept their own umbrellas
But instead, in the meantime, I passed it to you. What’d you do? 
You left me there, and you take my umbrella. 
And so I’m on the train, just an unlucky fella. 
I say people say hella, in california people say; 
Wicked, if you’re from boston. Often lost in Austin. 
Don’t know the roads. Only have that time, playing Battletoads
That I forget. Even game that were lost by the New York Mets. 
EspN started in Connecticut. It’s like the CIA of sports. all they do is observation. 
And they get inside of the scope and try to analyze their decisions. 
But it’s the same thing maybe it’s slightly different missions. 

Some cars are getting quite better at emissions. 
and people are getting better at their numbers all because of statiticians. 
but when you fall off your bus and get run over by a bus in snitches
and don't have time to get to that bakery and get knishes and do dishes 
As if your name was Sid Vicious. You’d make up tarts and pastries with your lady. 
Taste delicious. People know the facts because they watch Jeopardy. 
But people know about luck because of the wheel of fortune. 
So it’s a question about skill, about luck. 
Whether you make a dollar or make a million bucks or you suck and get kicked off the show
because you lost it, and that’s what happens to everybody in fact, multiple crappy rappers
who walk around one day making pretend to be dapper. But the next day acting as though they came out of the crapper. So what we’re gonna do? like candy it’s in in its wrapper. 


Time And Space

Partial Lyrics

I dont understand why they just put me to task 
I just wish they would let me go live on the back of a bus and 
drink from a flask and get lost in the woods 
like that guy that died up in the Alaskan outdoor wilderness
And so in the meantime yes i cease to exist when i resist to enlist
and i will not enlist in some army. I will not let them harm me. 
And no i’m not like another person, I’m me. 
I’m just me, I’m just another human being named Ian 
I told you last week and I’ll tell you next weekend
it’s the same thing from the beginning to the end. 
I’m the same person could be known that i will not pretend.
I am just me. that’s all i will ever freaking be
and in the meantime I know that i will never join the army. 
Never. not now, not later, not ever. 

Cause its clever. It’s a neat little trick. 
So let me get this straight.  You join the army 
and because you’re part of a government force it makes it OK to kill
at the same time i remember that thing, not like a bill that they passed but 
was like a book, they called it the bible, it was some random shit
and everybody used to always read it and they quote it 
and people just always promote it. 

Get off my front porch you freaking weirdo’s. 
with your ties and your bullshit i dont want to hear this. 
in the meantime while they’re selling this stuff.  
and telling me that i’m calling their calling their bluff. 
it doesn’t matter to me. it’s not that tough. 
i see that the words in your book dont mean a damn thing to me. 

I don’t understand why we even had to go into Afghanistan 
I didn’t understand Iraq. I wish we could take it back. 
BUt it’s too late, we’re stuck with this stuff. 
We can’t get rid of it. These people, they just hit it and quit it. 
but they cease and desist no we can not get rid of it. 
it’s just getting worse with this ISIS shit. it’s like the ice in the icyness. 
and its slippery like the highways and it is just so unrefined. 

I dont understand why you can’t see the plan. 
They’re not out to destroy us, they just trying to annoy us. 
And getting us to simply avoid us and not think about the fact that 
we’re like dominos avoid the noid in us. Yo, we are the noise on the bus
and we’re making the most of the situation. 


Ian O#

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