au by me and @plabet
writing by @plabet 
vocals by @plabet

Deltarune: The Samer Puppet

This is the "Cris, Up For Anything!" replacement for my new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Samer Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Cris AU that branches from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton!

*CAPTAINS LOG NUMBER ONE.
"Today I bumped into a strange blue scallywag I've never seen around here.
They reeked greatly of rot and dirt, much like a poopdeck in use.
I think I can look past it.
They interacted with me in a frustrated manner, much like an enraged goose with no dinner."

Vocals by @plabet

[Deltarune: The Samer Puppet] "Spameen. Raise the sails"

This is the "HEY SPAMMIN, YOU KNOW ME! IM CRIS AND ILL" replacement for my AU "Deltarune: The Samer Puppet".

*CAPTAINS LOG NUMBER TWO.
"I decided to test my new smiling bombs (Made with only the finest metal and magic treasure can buy) on this blue scallywag, landlubbers need be taught a lesson after all.
As ye could already tell, it was a jolly good show!"

Vocals by @plabet

[Deltarune: The Samer Puppet] "Ahoy Creece! I don't know you! It's Spameen and you'll"

This is the "Triple Bogey" replacement for my AU "Deltarune: The Samer Puppet".

*CAPTAINS LOG NUMBER SEVEN.
"No one else was out there, far as me good eye could see.
Fer an angry landlubber, the blue one sure could be chummy when you got em going. 
They went on getting all red in the face and speakin' to me words akin to "Aw shucks" when I spoke highly of em!
Friends are a rare thing on the seas. With the Baroness out to get me, I'd be best to keep em close.
But can I really after what 'e took from me?
Me treasure! Me ship! Me business! And for what?
Mitch you scurvy BACKSTABBING BASTARD."

[Deltarune: The Samer Puppet] Treasure Discovered

This is the "Analysis Paralysis" replacement for my AU "Deltarune: The Samer Puppet".

* A feeling of abject rage fills every fiber of your being.
* You can't begin to find the words to describe the smoke in the air, the disgusting oily water, and the completely intolerable architecture.
* This atrocious place was specially designed to piss you off to no end, wasn't it?
* ...
* What the hell are you thinking?

thumbnail by @plabet

[Deltarune: The Samer Puppet] Out of Spite

This is the " "No-Spare" Ribs " replacement for my AU "Deltarune: The Samer Puppet".

*CAPTAINS LOG NUMBER NINE.
"And that was it. I directed the headwinds back to me jolly old days.
But I felt the splinters in my wooden hands, the splinters in me wooden mind. 
This feeling wouldn't go away so easily, but the best solutions are usually the easiest solutions.
And the blue matey was right there, weren't they?
Might this be wrong..?
No.
What arr friends to me anyway? Another obstacle with the capacity for mutiny.
So what else was I to do?
A captain's got to make tough decisions fer the sake of the crew." 

thumbnail by @plabet

[Deltarune: The Samer Puppet] CAPTAIN'S EULOGY

This is the "PULLED 𝐎𝐑𝐊𝐏𝐀𝐘" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Samer Puppet". It's heavily inspired by @zootyplex 's PULLED 𝐎𝐑𝐊𝐏𝐀𝐘 since, again, it's based on that song.

*CAPTAINS LOG NUMBER TEN
"I asked the scurvy landlubber a simple question, 
'What's the matter, Greaseball? 
Ever heard of a good old fashioned pirate double crossing?' 
Let me tell ye, the look on tharr face was like a sodden fish!" 

vocals and writing by @plabet

PLAY CAPTAIN WAYNE DEMO ON STEAM.............

[Deltarune: The Samer Puppet] -... .. --. 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐇

This is the "Giga Putting" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Samer Puppet". Yaarrgh!

*CAPTAINS LOG NUMBER NINE
"But they didn't! The backstabbing bastard refused to help me when I needed it most!
I must've been right all along! Everyone's only in it for the treasure! I was only ever in it for the freedom...
Come hell or high water, I was gonna kick that scurvy dog's sorry ass."

* You've been itching for a fight like this.

writing&vocals by @plabet

Play Captain Wayne aswell.

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