I saw these guys this weekend. They were really chill and I won a t-shirt for dancing the best in the crowd. Because of this, 256 Megabyte Jay Z will rap over their single. 

Obscure Swedish Band Club K Feat. 256 Megabyte Jay Z: I'm  A Whale, Bitch.

To make a long story short, I was picked by a secret council to make Jay Z's next album for him using the following formula:
Take a Pop Song
Put a Hip Hop beat on it
Have Jay Z rap over it.

Unfortunately, I couldn't get the whole Jay Z sample library, and so 256 Megabyte Jay Z will rap for you instead. 