there is no way this song interrupted a tiktok with the sheer crappy rap Dirk power

Not to brag but I’m the #1 listener of this 😛

Ultimate Dirk Can't Rap - Funk McLovin

♏Vid♏ ~http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16LL7HiF-C4

♏Stuck This Way♏~Homestuck

[Pic]~http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/220/e/0/erikar_pixels_by_cam070-d5abux5.gif
[ Lyrics]
Love me cancerously -- Oh, but you might LIKE that! 
Mister big bad King of the Sea 
If you're better than me 
Then by your royal decree 
In your prison I'll be 

Douche 

Drown me romantically, fill my lungs with sea salt 
Then ask me if I'm having fun 
Shipwrecked an glum 
To you, I succumb 
Hey Fishbreath, I love you...! 

[Chorus] 
Marooned, chained up and lonely 
I've seen whales less homely 
Though your boat's waves will rock her, 
No place like Davey's Locker 
But when your scarf surrounds me 
I'm glad it's you that found me out 
I'd rather be back on dry ground 
BUT OH! LOVE ME DROWNED 
LOVE ME DROWNED 

You're a fish-breathed eel to me 
Is there nothing I can do so you're pleased? 
You want it all 
But you won't fall 
Is your heart so small? 

You suck so passionately 
You're a bottom-feeding asshole shellfish pulling at me like undertow 
You pestered me glubs 
Now your feelings won't flow? 
You're hideous, and sexy~ 

[Chorus] 
Marooned, chained up and lonely 
I've seen whales less homely 
Though your boat's waves will rock her, 
No place like Davey's Locker 
But when your scarf surrounds me 
I'm glad it's you that found me out 
I'd rather be back on dry ground 
BUT OH! LOVE ME DROWNED 
LOVE ME DROWNED 

Eridan: 
kar look just because i make one song soundin like im hittin on you- 

Karkat: 
SHUT UP, YOU KNOW YOU'VE DONE IT MORE THAN ONCE. GLUB-A-GLUB? WHAT YOU OWN? C'MON, YOU'RE SHITTING ME IF YOU DON'T SHARE MY AFFECTION EVEN THE SMALLEST BIT. 

Eridan: 
wwell 
uh 
kar i

Karkat: 
DON'T. SAY. ANYTHING. JUST... 

Love me ~*aquariusly*~ 

*whistle* 

I'm your cabin boy, and my captain, you'll be 
Your siren song captured me 
You're born of a sea monster! I pity you~ 

[Chorus] 
Marooned, chained up and lonely 
I've seen whales less homely 
Though your boat's waves will rock her, 
No place like Davey's Locker 
But when your scarf surrounds me 
I'm glad it's you that found me out 
I'd rather be back on dry ground 
BUT OH! LOVE ME DROWNED 
LOVE ME DROWNED 
LOVE ME DROWNED!!!! 
(BROT DOT DADADADAAA~) 
LOVE ME DROWNED!!! 

OHHHHH, 
LOOOOVE MEEEEE~~ 
DROWNED!!! 

I LOVE YOU, CHUM BUCKET!

♋EriKar♒- Love Me Drowned

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Ultimate Dirk Can't Rap - Funk McLovin

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