Thanks for Lil TyTy for making the beat, and for making it so easy on the ears!

Lyrics:
Some people refer to weed as brocoli
but me? I like to call it "no thanks"
'Cause I won't be having it
yeah I won't be having none of that
because weed is for weaklings 
REAL
MEN
SMOKE
Smarties 
yeah you better be believin' that
little snack packages of hard sugar
being crushed up and snorted
by the hardest of the pack

you better be believin that

rapist - Drugs (ft. Lil TyTy)

COOLBOY - emotional.mp3

COOLBOY - I'm going to beat Axel in Kung-Fu Panda: The Game for XBOX 360 on 11/17/17

Don't free X, he's in there for a pretty good reason

Lyrics:
yuh
ay
ay
yuh
ay
ay
okay
ay ay ay yuh
ay ay ay ay ay yuh
I'm gonna
KILL YOUR GRANDMA (Ay)
MAKE HER BLEEEEED
KILL YOUR GRANDMA
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER WEAK KNEES (Yes!)
KILL YOUR GRANDMA
MAKE HER BLEEEEED (I will!)
I KNOW THAT YOUR GRANDMA BRUISES EASILY
RUN IN TO HER HOME (Home!)
SHE'S AT PEACE (Peace!)
'TIL I KICK DOWN THE DOOR
AND HEAR HER SCREEEEAM
POP A CAP IN HER SHE YELLS 
"LET ME GO PLEEEASE" (But I didn't let her go)
KILL YOUR GRANDMA
MAKE HER BLEEEEED
KILL YOUR GRANDMA
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER WEAK KNEES
KILL YOUR GRANDMA
MAKE HER BLEEEEED
I KNOW THAT YOUR GRANDMA BRUISES EASILY

COOLBOY - KILL YOUR GRANDMA

Alba Minadae shit post

this was private for a long time but i've decided to make it public again after nobody asked

ALBUMINADAY

COOLBOY - ALBUM IN A DAY

A remix of the song "KILL YOUR GRANDMA" off of the "rapist" album 

Yes I remixed my own song.

KILL YOUR GRANDMA (COOLBOY REMIX)

COOLBOY - KILL YOUR GRANDMA (COOLBOY Remix)

a song about my penile bumps

Lyrics:
I can roll a 24 on four dice
call it natural ribbing, doctors call it fordyce 
spots
I can spray your mother with my cocksnot
make her vision cloudy like shes in a hotbox

Wear a bullet proof vest if you're in the US and it sounds pretty good to get not shot
heard they hired a new chef from the special ed class
sounds like a slow cooker - crockpot

Zoo wee mama
on my mom I'm gonna make a song
that doesn't mention sex at all so I can
tell my kids about this song and-
wait I shouldn't mention kids since that alludes
to intercourse and sex is gross and 
I've
made
every single song that I've made about sex
why not one where there isn't any in it?
Wait didn't I say cocksnot in the chorus
eh screw it, who cares, maybe nobody will notice

I can roll a 24 on four dice
call it natural ribbing, doctors call it fordyce 
spots
I can spray your mother with my cocksnot
make her vision cloudy like shes in a hotbox

My richard stand tall like it's van dyke
crammed my manhood in her ham and cheese sandwich like
is that a yeast infection? 
luckily I brought myself some protection
and by protection I mean self protection
so I pulled out my ak fourty seven

and I shot her

I can roll a 24 on four dice
climb atop my penis you know it'll be a bumpy ride
and by that of course I mean on my shaft

I have fordyce spots

6:66

4DICE

COOLBOY - 4DICE

(1/30/2022: Put a lot of songs on private but this one stays up for the sake of eventual situational irony)


lyrics:
I love you so much
I love you so much
I love you so much
When you're around, I just want to cut,
I just want to slash my wrists right up
'cause I love you so much
I love you so much
I love you so much
and when you're around, I just want to hang from the ceiling fan
because I'm your biggest fan, get it?
I love you so much
I love you so much
I just want to GUT MYSELF LIKE A FISH
when you're around I want to cut
I just want to cut cuz I love you so much that I just want to
sit on a knife with my pants down
tears mix with blood when I pepper spray myself
because I love you so much
love you so much
I'll cut off my feet and walk down stairs with my stumps cuz...
bend me over and sodomize me with a shotgun
please
because I love you so much

lovesong.mp3

COOLBOY - lovesong.mp3

I'm not giving the lyrics for this one. Figure it out, y'all!

COOLBOY - Average

For those wondering, I failed 2 days ago.

Lyrics:
I will not jerk it 
no I will not jerk it
it's #nonutnovember so I will not jerk it
might lose my mind leave my house in a hearse
they say it's healthy to jerk it just call up my nurse
but this is a special occasion
my nuts look too shrunk like some sun-maid raisins

Thanks to this helpful november festivity
not nutting made me take up new activities
catch me flyin by
when I'm ridin' high speeds cuz I'm

skrrt skrrt scooterin'
you could use some tutoring
ballin isn't new to me
yes it is
probly cuz it really isn't happening
gotcha
bet you always be flunkin recaptcha

betcha 
tryna find some new juicy nads to suck on and gag on 
but don't nut
the come up
is mine but
just not in november cuz that would be cumming
and that is prohibited
but in december it's imminent
seed supply limited
indicative
of addiction
you better know that I'm

buildin it up
temptations ammuck
all of you suck
but not on me
if you want wood use the bark of a tree
your girl would normally gag on my D
normally plant all my seed in her garden
normally I would leave her panties sodden
normally I would make her take to waddlin
price of your girl cheap cheap cheap cheap like a robin
only downside is she don't stop talkin
but the biggest upside is her downside 
and it can't hide
and it don't try
spewin these rhymes
like the runs or a landslide
can't decide

coolboy

I think I got distracted

I will not jerk it 
no I will not jerk it
it's #nonutnovember so I will not jerk it
might lose my mind leave my house in a hearse
they say it's healthy to jerk it just call up my nurse
but this is a special occasion
my nuts look too shrunk like some sun-maid raisins

the cool album

#NoNutNovember

COOLBOY - #NoNutNovember

Don't do kids, drugs.

(In order of appearance)
Roxo: https://soundcloud.com/roxo_music
COOLBOY: https://soundcloud.com/coolboyraps
King Sketch: https://soundcloud.com/almost-twilight-town

Lil Nas X - Rodeo [COOLBOY Remix] (ft. Roxo & King Sketch)

industry titans. we're like a music geyser cus for some of it you're like, "ok that's actually pretty cool" and some of it is just shit

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