This is obviously from mortys perspective hahaha 
 
thank you to Mila Moon for providing the cute beat :)) i heard it and instantly thought of something that might be in a rick and morty montage lmao 

LYRICS: 
CHORUS
Girl  just let me love you
Girl  just let me love you
I'd  do anything for you 
So girl just let me love you 

VERSE 
ive begging on my knees 
while going through dimensions 
im just your lonely boy 
im just looking for affection 
ive been with many girls (fkn planetina...)
but no one make me feel 
as good as you 
yeah good as you 

CHORUS

VERSE
keep a picture in my locker 
Know, my grandpa doesnt like you 
but hes an sick sad man 
so his opinion shouldnt mind you 
still i really really want you
really really want you  
my jessica 

BRIDGE THING
give me a
single chance
make you the 
happiest 
i love you so
baby please
im askin u 
jessica 

CHORUS

Jessica (Prod. Mila Moon)

Lyrics: 
You are my spirit 
My temple 
My garden 
My ritual 
My heaven 

I know I make you feel better 
I know I make you feel better 
I wanna make you feel better 
You know you 
feel so much better

Got my boy, rolling blunts yeah 
Sipping chais on some shores yeah 
Out in pretty gardens, Pet the tiger the lion the panther 
I'm the stars and the moon yeah 
I'm so at peace when I'm with you yeah 
Shits for real now boy 
Diamond rings on our fingers 
Shit for real huh 

You say  you say you say 
You say you say you say 
You say you say you say say
 
You are my spirit 
My temple 
My garden 
My ritual 
My heaven 

I know I make you feel better 
I know I make you feel better 
I wanna make you feel better 
You know you
Feel so much better 

Happier together 
Happier together

( ˘⌣˘)<3(˘⌣˘ ) luv (prod. Yippie The Producer)

Lyrics: 
Get me some more fucking fruit 
Get me some more fucking fruit 
Hot girls they all eat their fruit 
I'm a hot girl I wanna eat my food
2

Cut me up some more fucking apples, bitch
Like akis ass when he was at denjis, bitch 
I wanna eat my fibers cuz I want em bitch 
That's why yall can't shit in the morning bitch 
I like em so big and so crunchy 
Red, green, yellow I munch em 
Get to the kitchen my baby 
Come back with a plate and then maybe 

Get me some more fkn fruit.. 


I love my sweets, like it more when it's fruit 
Cuz they always make feel so fucking good 
I'm talking cherries and other berries by the root 
Nature's little popcorn it's so cute 

Mangos, peaches, plums and some grapes 
Melons, an orange, pomegranates in your face 
banans, kiwi, eat my limes with grace 
Apricot, nectarin that's all that it takes so 

Get me some more fkn fruit....

Get me some more fucking fruit, bitch 
4

fruit (prod. cxsar)

a short little sumthin sumthin for you :)

LYRICS: 
I don't know about you 
I just wanna keep it cool 
I don't want no rings from you 
I just wanna keep it cool 
Keep it cool 
Keep it cool 
Keep it cool 
Keep it cool 

I only got a crush on you (on you)
I don't want any love from you (from you) 
I don't want those obligations 
To take up 
I don't care 
About you like that
No no 

Listen 
You are more like crush man 
It's just having some fun man 
You don't even like serious things 
You can lie man 
You know I am right man
Look 
I just Need a big boy 
Who would give me big dinner 
We aren't in a rush, so just let it slowly simmer
Heart out of glitter 
Waist getting slimmer
Ass getting bigger 
Keep looking at my figure 
Im a legendary winner 
But 

I don't know about you
I just wanna keep it cool 
I don't want no rings from you
I just wanna keep it cool 
Keep it so cool 
Keep it so cool 
Keep it so cool 
So cool

keep it cool (prod. Juztice!)

for the real undergroud pokemon baddies ;))))))
Pokemon ruby and yellow were my childhood!!


Lyrics: 
Baddies play Pokémon 
Fuck your fortnite 
Playing as espeon 
Fuck your Megatron 
I'm in striaton  (bitch)
Baddies play Pokémon 
2

Let me grab my gameboy and I'm off to run a thon 
Search the whole map, get the best Pokémon 
Most respected trainer all these bitches are my sons 
Bank so full I'm racking hundred thousand sums 
I Get baby Pikachu out these fucking slums 
Daughters wanna fight me in arenas being dums 
I always get the titles and all the fucking noms 
Planting those seeds stay off my juicy plums bitch

Baddies...
2

Gen1 pets in your pokedex 
Bitch tryna grow a flex 
But got cheap attacks, like 
Sand tricks on me is just ur max 
You know I'm speaking facts 
Go run some tracks 
Ain't not shit on me 
go get the lax 
Before I break some necks 
Not tryna break some backs 
This ain't no NSFW triple x 
you better go go go go
Tell the next hoe 

Baddies ...
1

Put your ass to sleep 
Cuz you couldn't catch em all 
Put your ass to sleep 
Cuz you couldn't catch em all 
2

Baddies play 

play play 
Pokémon

Pokemon (prod. brownie)

Lyrics: 

Intro sounds 

I thought we'd work it out 
Like we do 
2

But this time oh
this time 
I wanna act up 
I wanna, i wanna
I wanna  act up 
Yeah yeah 

I'm  gonna act up 
U know it 
I don't wanna show up 
I show it 
2.
Im gonna act up 

U know 
I know it 
U know it 
I know it 
Ooh 
2.

I gave you all could 
I wanna  make it right 
But u gave your cold shoulder 
And I don't really wanna fight 

No no .
Yeah yeah 
U say no no no
I push yeah yeah yeah 

I thought we'd work it out 
Like we do 
2

But that never really worked 
Now, did it ? 
It Never really worked 
now, yeah it didnt
It Never really worked
now, it didn't 
It Never really worked
Now, It didn't 
Now, did it? 

Outro noises

my turn (prod. Yippie The Producer)

Purely satirical. consent is key! and espurr is NOT a furry!!!!!
i couldnt find the artist who drew this picture, so credit to them whoever you are ahhah 

Lyrics: 
Pet him on his head 
Likes to lay on my lap 
Let him sleep in my bed 


I just make him bark for me 
Bark for me 
Can you just bark for me
Bark for me 
Let me hear you bark for me 
Bark for me 
I just make him bark for me 
Bark for me  


Put em on all fours 
His knees are so sore 
We could go for longer 
But I don't like to ignore 
So I go like sure 
Take a break By the door 
But don't forget the towel 
To clean up all my floors 

He does what I said, cuz I say so 
I Make him run laps, no slow mo 
He Bring me all his dough, for real tho 
Real puppy eyes couldn't say nono
I said Fine, let me put on a show show 
Looking smart in that suit, ivy leagues hoe 
Lil freaky with my man he said oh oh 
Oh oh 

I just make him...

I Teach him how to do tricks 
He likes giving paws bitch 
He knows he wants all this 
He wants to take my ass pics 
I give him little treats 
He fulfill all my needs 
He get to his sweets 
He bark like good boy 
Cuz that how I lead
Soo 

I just make him.... 
2

Dog ^･ω･^ (prod. auxgophr)

yippieee art block makes me wanna yeet myself out the window yippieeeee

LYRICS:

I slurp that miso soup 
I like My miso soup 
I make that miso soup
I break that miso soup 
I fuck up that miso soup 
I add to the miso soup 
I drink that miso soup 
Whats my order? miso soup
2 

Put some seaweed on it ya
Cook lil egg on it Cook it
Boil some noodles for it what
Fry some chicken for it what 
Get out the corn for it ya
Get out some shrooms for it shrooms
You can add tofu to it add it
Always add some negi to it, bitch 

Miso is a traditional Japanese paste. It's produced by fermenting soybeans with salt and Koji and sometimes rice, seaweed, barely or other ingredients. Miso paste is often used with dashi soup stock to make miso soup, so I feel very daijobu when I 

Chorus.
1

It is very high in protein, minerals and vitamins. Not only is it an ingredient gaining worldwide interest it's also the topic of this song. Because I have major art block and the first thing that came to mind was miso soup. I love miso and everyone should drink it

I slurp that miso soup

miso soup (educational) (prod. brownie)

Gamer bitches make the call 
Gamer bitches do it all 
Gamer bitches get the ball 
Cuz gamer bitches never fall 
Gamer bitches play the Sims
Gamer bitches play skyrimm 
Gamer bitches get the skins 
Gamer bitches always win 

I'm that gamer bitch I like to play all those games 
Loot your whole space, you shake them bones, I make it rain 
COD is for dummies, omg she's  insane 
I joke in my songs, im not a plain Jane 
Tits out, ass out, face beat no pain 
If we playing Mario cart, just stay in your lane 
Not everyone can be the best, you know I'm the main
Banana peels in your rims, i do my damn thang 
Cuz 

gamer bitches...

KO your whole squad go scram little man 
u calling me a slut through the chat system 
Funny how you're talking, you got nothing in your pants 
Now you talkin to much, let me hit that "ban" 
Explore the maps, make friends, get legendary skins 
Help out, kill shit, I do my dancey dance 
Do helicopter side quests, just because I can 
Gta radio that's my fucking jam 
Bitch 

gamer bitches...

We always win 
We always win

Gamer Bitches (prod. brownie)

Lyircs: 
intro noises

Bitches wanna hate on me 
Bitches wanna dress like me 
Bitches wanna play like me 
Bitches wanna die with me 

What the fuck have you been doing 
huh huh, bitch 
What the fuck? No, we not loosing
Huh huh, bitch 
How the fuck you out here booing? 
Huh huh, bitch 
When your mans cant even do you
Huh huh bitch! 

Bitches 

Rich bitch energy, thats how i live bitch 
Huh huh facts 
Talk less, Do more. that's how i get rich 
Huh huh facts 
Play the right games i don't get them stitches 
Huh huh facts 
Caught up in a cul-de-sac? That's just the glitches
Huh huh facts 
Your bitch all up on me, that is a snitch bitch 
Huh huh huh 
Can't keep your crew, man.  now she snitch rich 
Huh huh huh 
All this shit on me, I turn the switches 
Huh huh facts 
I got the power, you my son, son of a bad bitch 
Huh huh huh 

Bitches 

Get paid in millions 
Get paid in millions ...
Ha ha ha, bitch 
Bank statements in billions 

Bitches.. 1

slightly inspired by Kendrick Lamar N95 :))

luv 2 hate (prod. bobby oddsock)

Thank you for listening! 

LYRICS: 
I know 
What I want 

I know what I want 
I'm gonna get it all 
You gonna see me ball
Cuz I don't like to fall 

Go ahead get on your knees 
Mfs they only say please 
They dont know I work smart like a bee 
So I can put honey in my tea 

Imma do whatever 
Im about to be free 
Watch from sidelines 
Can't compete me 
I can do it all 
Don't do it sleazy 
It's really quite simple 
I make it easy 
They gonna ask me 
Wow, howd you do it miss zi ? 
Work on the low, yeah, keep it lowkey 
God's little favorite 
Has always been me 
Listen to ones self 
Fuck them him her and she 
I know what I want 
I know What I need 
I only ask once 
They know I don't bleed 
Make real dough,
I don't even have to knead 
Damn she go crazy 
She got need for the speed 
Speed 

I know What I want 


Watch me have it all 
Watch me getting tall 
Watch me making calls 
Watch me open doors 

I know What I want....

I know...

what i want (prod. auxgophr)

Heavy inspo from KAYTRAMINÈ. Yes, the second verse is a nod to that :)
thank you for listening!!!

Lyrics: 
Boy you amazing 
Bout to get me faded 
How about the dating?
Really don't mind waiting
For you

Boy you amazing 
I just want you 
If you caught the vibe 
Come get me too
Looking at you ,yeah I'm looking at you 
Yes, I am Shameless
Eyes like glue 
 looking at me , I 
Caught your attention 
Don't even mention 
Feeling the heat, yeah
 I'm feeling the tension 
Move toward me, 
I gave you direction, 
Yuh

Boy... 


Grapefruit, lemon you are the sugar 
Bands in the wallet it's getting fuller 
I'm looking fine yeah, he is a looker 
Another vacation get me a booker 
He's under pressure, this is a cook up 
If you got a girl, um, tell her to kick it 
Beach waves, shores,
dance with me, would ya 
Get closer closer 
i know I told ya but

now he's griping my waist
Tension so deep, no one can escape 
Eyes meet yours, saw kitchen sink 
House, picket fence, boy 
need a drink, cuz 

B-B-Boy you ama-
B-B-Boy you you ama- 
Etc

Boy you amazing... 

Really don't mind
Re-really don't mind...

amazing (prod. MANDUMÈ)

PLease listen with headphones, it sounds 20 times better hahahha 
idk it mixed weird, so pls wear headphones <3333

Tried something different :)) 
Thank you for listening! 

LYRICS: 
I just wanted to say 

How much I miss you 
How much I like you 
Oh I need you 
Now I want you 
2

I miss you
I like you 
I need u 
I want u 

I just wanted to say 

How much I miss you 
How much I like you 
Oh I need you 
Now I want you

crush (prod. BASSICKS)

old song thats on yt but somehow havent posted on here... here it is hahahah 

there was a meme picture with boris johnson with a monkey on his head and i cant find it anymore :(((((

Lyrics:
wanna be monkey 
Darwin bitch 

Got my bills now 
Got some pills now 
Have to deal now 
Deal with mental health wow 
9 to 5 jobs 
Beating my ass 
Fake friends
dumb men 
Beating my ass 
Lost my SASSSS
Gave up on trying 
I'm not the best 
Have to stop buying 
(consumerism as a desperate way to find seratonin, haha, LAUGH)

Wanna be monkey 
Go back being monkey 

Wanna chill on trees 
Rob tourist's 
Chew out the leash 
Shoutout to boris 
Get hand fed all day 
All I do is play 
Humans can't compare yall lame (aww ;(()
Fuck, sleep, rinse and repeat 
Look for insects in my friends fur 
Look like human Keep all the pros 

Go back being monkey 

Evolution was a mistake

wanna be monkey (prod. cxsar)

Thank you for listening! :)

Lyrics: 
umm
You stirring up 
Make me go Wild, wild... 

They don't make em like you anymore 
I swear 
One in a million 
I swear 
One in a billion 

you stirring me up...

Sunset yellow, beat so mellow  
Love it when you tease it, but im not that shallow 
Know exactly what you doin, I still follow 
Let's start from the top, let's start from zero
Started from a hello, number in the memos 
Went from bars, to a casino 
Underground piano, take me To your house 
No low lows bby breakfast in your blouse. 

You stirring me up, up
Make me go Wild, wild.... 

They dont make em like you anymore 
I swear 
One in a million 
I swear 
One in a billion

wild (Prod. JK8)

Thank you for listening! 
inspired by the chainsaw man manga :D

Lyrics: 
Girl, I wanted to ask you what you like 
Yeah.. there is this ONE thing 
What is it bitch, come on tell me 
Lemme tell you what I like 
You like what? 

I like penguins, look at them penguins 
I like penguins, look at them penguins 
I like penguins, look at them penguins bitch
Black and white (what? Yuh!)
2
Grey and white (yuh, yuh) 

Let's go see some fucking penguins
(Let's see em) 

Let's go meet some fucking penguins 
(Yuh, 
What do we do?)

Shake their wing (uh, yeah) 
Feed em a fish 
Go on a swim 
Little bird 
Little bird 
Give em a nickname 
Little bird 
Little bird 
Bitch
Little bird bitch 
Little bird bitch 
She gonna fuck up dance floor 
Let her twerk bitch 
Little bird bitch 
Little bird bitch 
Club penguin ass moves
Watch her work bitch 
Let her work bitch 
Drop the coins bitch 
Let her wag that tail 
Drop some coins bitch 



I like penguins.. 


Their beaks are so strong
Their bellies eggshell white 
The pandas of the ocean 
Motherfucker,  they are black and white 

They are Grey and white when they r Little 
3 
They r Grey and white! Grey and white 
black n white. 

I like penguins...

Black n white 
....
white yuh

penguins :) (prod. brownie)

hiii 
thank you for listening! i hope you liked it :)
love yall

Lyrics: 

Lalala 
I miss you
Miss me too?

Dreaming 
Dreaming 
Of you 
[You, you, you]
(I miss you) 
I 
am 
Dreaming 
Dreaming 
Of you 
[You, you, you]
(Miss me too?) 

dreaming bout how we get together 
speak for hours
talk about the dumbest and you say the smartest
i tell a joke and you laugh around for hours 
and then i blush 
cant look around, the moments ours 
Suddenly
you touch my hand and I freeze 
Your pupils dilated, honey dipped eyes now sees 
My dreams an image that pleas
Faint wind in the trees
Now 
you hold my keys 
You fingers intertwine with mine 
The warmth of your palm makes me forget about questions like what, how and why 
I
Truthfully, can't decide 
wether me and you or you and I 
Sun gather round us 
illuminate the purest joy 
out of luck 
We are being blessed with
 the greatest love
 cuz
carry good karma out of deed 
Worries made to dust 
Now 

Dreaming...

And your beautiful hair 
Beautiful 
And your wonderful skin 
Wonderful
And your golden eyes 
You bless my dreams
Your softest touch 
Softest
Your loving hands 
Loving
Wanna call me "mine" ?
When we meet again? 
Again 

Dreaming...

dreaming (prod. JXTRHO)

thank you for listening, mixing probably shaved off 10 years off my life lmaooo

Good girls 
Bad things 
Bad things 
3
Okay  hold up yeah


He want a good girl 
I want a good girl 
He is a bad girl hah 
So many good girls 
He wanna do dumb things 
He don't wanna give no rings 
He wants everything all to himself 
That's someone I can't  call a king 

Thats just not my thing 
You think with your thing 
That's why you're on boy tings 
Bitch you are not a man 
And 
Take a look us Boi 
you don't stand a chance huh
I and My girls bad And
you don't talk you rant so

I don't really give a fuck about the second chance (uh, what?!) 
I put on my platform heels get taller than your dad (no way)
Tell yo kids about me like she, yeah she was bad (yesss)
Tell your wife I love her,  started cheatin on your ass 

Good girls 
Bad things 
Bad things 
Okay  hold up 

He want a good girl 
I want a good girl 
He is a bad girl hah 
So many good girls 
He wanna do dumb things 
He don't wanna give no rings 
He wants everything all to himself 
That's someone I can't  call a king

Hes a bad girl 
He's  a bad girl 
He's a bad girl

good girls (bad things) (prod. dxnji x vvsmalibu)

Hiii 
listen with headphones for a better experience lol i barely know how to mix shit lmao 

lyrics: 
But now I am
too full 
too full 
too full 
I am too full 

People want me to eat
But im too full
Too full 
Too full 
I am too full 

I laugh in Everybody's faces
I smile on command, you're so great tho
I cry in my closet everyday tho
People make fun of me
It's okay bro 
I am the quiet bitch
Im always late 
Too Late
But wait 
Just wait 
I'll come out my shell 
Just wait 
Just wait 
But wait 
Too late 
But wait 
Too late 

But now im 
too full 
Too full 
Too full 
Just wait Just wait 
Now I'm too full 
Just wait, just wait 
I get fed by my life 
Life is great, so great 

I am too full 
Too full 
Just wait Just wait 
Too full 
Too full 
I'll come out of my shell 
I am too full 
Just wait Just wait 
Just wait, just wait 

Now I'm too full 
Too full 
Just wait, just wait 
Too full 
Just wait 
I am too full 
Jw jw 

I have patience in my body 
Life is great 
It's great 
I keep on falling down  
Life is great, so great 
I just to want to ***
So great, so great 
Life is great
I'm so great 
I feel great 
Doing great 
So why Still 

too full 
Too full 
Too full 
I feel great, I feel great 
I am too full 
I'm so great, I'm so great 
I'll come out of my shell 
Now im too full 
Just wait Just wait 
Too full 
Too full 
I'm so great, I'm so great 
Too full 
I feel great, I feel great 
.... 

I'll come out of my shell 
Just wait, just wait 

I'll burst out of that shell 
Just wait, just wait 

Don't touch me 
Just wait, Just wait

2full (prod. fm)

Merry christmas babes <33

It's the cinnamon and sugar in the air 
Warm house, ugly Christmas sweater that I wear 
From the north pole bitch Santa's coming here
Bring out the milk and cookies, carrot for the deer 
2

Merry Christmas 
It's the Christmas time
Yes it's Christmas 
Tis the season time 
It's our Christmas 
Hang the lights up high
It's now Christmas 
2

I bring out the dough 
I-I flour the dough 
I-I shapes with the dough 
And we bake them sugar cookies in the fkn oven 
Red, white, yellow frosting. Black for the buttons 
When all lights come down Santa's ass we summon 
Thank you for the presents with the pretty, pretty bows 
I've been a good girl all year, you already know 
The family's united that's your ultimate goal 
Spread the Christmas cheer make the whole city glow 

It's the cinnamon and sugar in the air 
Warm house, ugly Christmas sweater that I wear 
From the north pole bitch Santa's coming here
Bring out the milk and cookies, carrot for the deer 
2

Merry Christmas 
It's the Christmas time
Yes it's Christmas 
Tis the season time 
It's our Christmas 
Hang the lights up high
It's now Christmas 
2

Outro noises

Christmas (prod. brownie)

Inspired by that one edit thing by that one producer who majestisized some unreleased playboi carti song.
enjoy!

drip money 
Break bread, I mean break sum back for me 
Drip money like a big mama cash dummy
We got fits for the bitches Cop a fit from me 

Cash money
Get fly with the shits bitch, fly for me 
Wings like VS, secrets always die with me 
Don't get funny like a silly bitch bugs bunny 
Got big stacks for me and they looking mad chubby 

Ice money 
Ice on the wrist drop a quick hunni 
LV on them ears some van cleef on me 
Write hits motherfucker clubs dance for me 
Roll a spliff for a real bitch U dumb lucky 

Trust
She got that Thic money
She got that thick money
All my bitches sexy with it stayin mad cunty 
She got that thic money
She staying thick honey 
She got that thick money

Drip (prod.Yungrowdy)

usually dont make songs in that genre or style but lowkey.... this shit is FFUUUNNN 

lyrics: 
Ay ay ay 

Call the fucking doctor 
(Call the fucking doctor) 
Ay ay ay Ay 
Call the fucking doctor 
(Call the fucking doctor)
Ay ay ay ay 

I'm too ill 
I'm too ill
Call the fucking doctor 
(I'm too ill)

Sick as hell 
Sick as hell 
Call the fucking doctor 
(Sick as hell)

Need a hello kitty doctor 
(Need a hello kitty doctor) 
B-b-Bring a helicopter 
(Bring a helicopter)
I'm a mf shocker 
(I'm a mf shocker)
Born and raised showstopper 
(Born and raised, born and raised hoe)
I saaaiidd 
Call the mf doctor 
(Call the mf docotr) 
2

Call the fucking doctor 
(Call the fucking doctor) 
Ay ay ay Ay 
Call the fucking doctor 
(Call the fucking doctor)
Ay ay ay ay 

I'm too ill 
I'm too ill
Call the fucking doctor 
(I'm too ill)

Sick as hell 
Sick as hell 
Call the fucking doctor 
(Sick as hell)

doctor (Prod. Luvlesboy)

thank you for listening :) 

Also, credit where credit is due: 
Thank you to Black people, Latinx people, every BIPoC (and even the white crackers) for pioneering my favorite music genres and being so inspirational ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ☆<3

yes, i make meme songs hahahah it helps with writers/creative blocks! and they are fun to make :D

espurr

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