PUZZLER by NG User ~S-A-S-S-Y~

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PUZZLER (ID: 172580)

Do not own the beat, made by DJ Cutman and djgrumble:
http://music.djcutman.com/track/mutecity-ft-djgrumble
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBond5RUr3w

Rhodey(Oscar) Diss Track

Civil War Diss Track

Beat Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDtiX9TGf2A

Hannah's Dissmas Track

Beat Used: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB_29TEUNGI

Dissmas - Payne

Dissmas Year 2 - Hannah

Lyrics:

Johnny No Hair, hes the runt of the pack 
Like Boo Boo the bear without a spine in his back
Really hope he prepared cause he's bout to get smacked
Right out his underwear revealing his tiny tic-tac

Yeah, you know I don't mess around
Bout to kill this boy dead like Im a cop and hes brown 

Since 2015, I've been waiting for my chance
To shit on this kid without dropping my pants

I remember it crystal clear
It was calebs freshman year
We took him in without fear
A mistake that would bite us in the rear

But hey, I guess he turned out alright
If you're okay witha shitter that beats his meat every night
I say everynight, but it doesn't matter the time
All the guy does is fap until he runs outta slime

But enough about his meat, we're talking bout Ultimate
You heard me right John, you better start runnin bitch

Oh wait, you do that anyways
Only makes janky plays
Hasn't touched his opponent in days

Gonna stand back and press b
Holy water, Cross, Axe
And it aint hard to see
That you're tryhard to the max

I think it's so sad, but I can't help but chuckle
You're so fuckin bad, Guess you learned from papa cuckold

Eddie... That not how you raise a kid
You taught him in your image and now hes kinda shit

It's hard to diss Caleb when I know hes not in error
His teacher is flawed, he always lives in terror

Of 3XD, my prescence is unrivaled 
I'm a threat in smash and a god in rivals

Enough about me, back to Johnny Johnny
Playing this kid makes me wanna yawny yawny

Pick the random button, it really doesn't matter
You'll win by 3 stocks making caleb only sadder

And God... Hope he never takes a game
If some how wears you down while being hella lame
You'll never hear the end from caleb or from me
Just do yourself a favor, hang yourself from a tree

Sorry about this dude, you brought this on yourself
I dont wanna be rude to Eddie's little elf
But when you entered the gauntlet, you knew the risk would be
A flamin hot track from 3XD
I think I'm rapping up, but say a prayer to god
At the end of the bar, I'm about to Jihad