why am I not hearing this until now this is great man! keep em up straight fire

damn I'm so late this straight fire homie keep making it do wat it do 

amazing beat my dude good shit with the vocals too 

Supremely sensual sounds soothing sexually, senpai!

Liiiiit opening theme to me waking up/getting ready to leave out for school/work!!

Man it’s a shame I just found this cause it’s straight up cute homie

Nice beats

Amiri

So today's my birthday guys. Me , https://soundcloud.com/xmittens , & https://soundcloud.com/jaybunny3 got together to  give you what i do best another relatable love song. I may just put all these loving songs together for a tape. Anyway love you guys and sorry for the wait my next song will be on https://soundcloud.com/themoecafe so look out for us <3. Sidenote: to all my fans playing Persona 5 just know Tae Takemi is Top Grill, lol!!! (Also if you want to make videos go ahead just show them to me <3 )

D-Real [愛] & Jay - Notice me (Prod. by Mittensさん)

Youtube Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/user/DDBderrick/videos

Awesome Fan speed Sketch by "Ocean Waffle"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyLc7Lnxies&feature=youtu.be

You like Make up? Well here's a wonderful tutorial. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcQKBVZSgOU


D-Real [愛] verse
----------------------------------------
You warm me with your love at times i act the coldest

your begging me to notice no i should really note this

your oppai is an opus at night i want to grope it

you say thats all i wanna do im tired of your provoking

Sorry i can't feel your sexy body jokes

See today i fit your whole melancholy trope

Say hooray lets celebrate the fact that im sad too

want an explanation for my bitching i'll be glad to

notice me do i really have to call you senpai

and if we're talking zones do you want to be that friend guy

i think not so listen up think knots and gift it up

talking about your love ooo the past times remember the

plushy for my birthday im digging Inuyasha

bought a waifu for your car know you really like itasha

I carry half your burdens so this weight can never strain you

work this messy job an hope this food will never stain you

thats nasty why they have to be sassy

like skank just give me your order and maybe your man won't ask me

to bring him another water just to stare at my ass cheeks

i swear to god i been harassed like every damn week

Jay Verse
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I do this for you

can we make it through

baby let me do what i do for you

Spotify

Notice Me (Prod. by Mittensさん)

So me and my https://soundcloud.com/themoecafe partner https://soundcloud.com/tsunderetwintails have come together to bring you some more light hearted vibes.  
(This will also be apart of my "Stuck in a Rom-Com" Collection Tape)

Sidenote: Hestia is Waifu Material <3

Moe Cafe Vid : https://youtu.be/mTPqC6dDC6s

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/1c0X6uxzXt2Ajp53rCm46O?si=jUCs2LpaSMa_Ygm1PVCfwg

Mixed By : https://soundcloud.com/tsunderetwintails

Inspired by https://soundcloud.com/moeshop "Love Taste"
S/O to all apart of that song : @thetmns @jamieirl  @honeyoppai

Original Song Vocal Sample : https://soundcloud.com/moeshop/love-taste



Lyrics
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Jamie Paige Hook
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I want your everything

Every single part of you

(If you think you can fuck with me)

(You’re going to lose)

I want to taste your love

Anything you want to do

(And I’ll kill you if you try to run)

(You’re mine and mine alone) 

Verse 1
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Bonita apple bum it's a night for two i see you got it going on 

berry nice of you i'd love to taste your fruit heard you got the juice

love nectar Anna ( https://soundcloud.com/annaloveyou )surely feels the groove 

wanna hang around me you can catch that noose

neck to your thigh i can make that loose

add rope and a tie let me gift wrap you

me in your life will complete that suit

(word) Kuu uu yan or tsundere kill me if i run

but i love when your scary

(hey) fish nets lace and thigh highs nice ties 

my cat leers while petting my bride

(word) She stay shopping for moe screaming sugoi no wonder ecchi fitting the story

titties thicken the plot word to Enzo Amore

they soft (sawft) i'll wait for my monogatari my love


Verse 2
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twin tail love Her hair Siamese become my gale i can be your breeze

Rock your boat Can you anchor me

Hold me down till you the air i breath Word! 

ain't show boating with cheap ferry's

say it's love in war, well Aphrodite come meet Aries

kiss varies you cherry bomb my lips clearly

mine and mine alone how you feel right (word)

Shes my very own Yuno Gasai got so jealous of the stars that she blew up the sky

me you and i i hope you and me can be together 

Searching for some booty at sea you'll be my treasure

commit seppukku if ya traitorous break your tush don't worry i can make that crutch 

now you bite me to convey your lust she a Vamp i'll love her till the day she dust

my love

D-Real [愛] - Twintail Love (Prod. By Tsundere Twintails)

Come get smoked out with your fam , friends, & waifu's. Bongs & Daki's for all. Don't be scared to be yourself people. Much love to all <3 

Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/album/6tE7qWcgvOTlPS0Mlvdh8m

Itunes:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/bongs-dakis-single/id1274613848

Prod. by my Goddess below:
https://soundcloud.com/thegoddessofwisdom

Interview by my bro https://soundcloud.com/thetmns 

Youtube Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/user/DDBderrick/videos

Hilarious vocal sample by Aris follow him:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E6MsO8ot8A&feature=youtu.be

Lyrics
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hook
------------------------------------------------
Bongs and daki parties my lungs are part Atari

my game is life & waifus i blow to workem properly

Verse
----------------------------------------------------------------

puff on this chiba while cheetahs suck on my peter bonita

Ms Griffin heard your the Lois/Lowest well im the highest chiefer's

tomahawks on features send all my praise to Athena

my own goddess of wisdom share my knowledge to seekers

Kakegurui my jury we gamble to make a flurry

of mammals embrace the groove all my haters are surely

faking like a sad boy you must be the new type

for crying out boy you can't even boo who right uh

Verse 2
---------------------------------------------------
mannnnn im tired of edgy fuck bois

don't make me do ntr you tryna get cucked boy

Rem is my daki sip on my saki and choke on bong

Tell ratchet thotties who acting cocky to choke on my slong

not a meme boy but always got a tight pic

my girly's know to where the lace and virgin killer outfits

not her first time Ms. Harajuku's my dish

always eat the cherry or she'll be throwing pout fits

ooo

i be like adios amigos my waifu gone smash i should have my own Amibo

Renditions of kissing misses since daughters had Quinceañeras

Got coochie but still a noobie beat cooties an fighting Hera

marriage is golden carriage my mic you just can't compare her

to hoochies computing beauty they end in impending errors

D-Real [愛] - Bongs & Daki's ft Shiki's Interview (Prod. By Athena)

So if you didn't know I did a song with my "https://soundcloud.com/themoecafe" homies https://soundcloud.com/tsunderetwintails and https://soundcloud.com/iamjowin . It's Featured on Jowin's tape "Great Guy DX" . I decided to put this on here just in case my peeps haven't heard it. I'm very proud of this song and  i hope you guys & gals enjoy it. Feel free to use this in vlogs and videos just leave our links in the description. Happy Holidays and much love <3 <3 <3 

(Sidenote: Yuno Gasai is crazy but bae in my opinion)

Prod: https://soundcloud.com/tsunderetwintails

Instrumental: https://soundcloud.com/tsunderelaboratoriesincorporated/experiment-2182

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/5lDrMDUwWQieHPFMR6gPON?si=kQ17aAdGS5u79o9oTTVsEg

Rappers: 
https://soundcloud.com/iamjowin
https://soundcloud.com/4theconcept

Youtube Stream: 
https://youtu.be/03knot2Utr0

Great Guy Dx & more of Jowin below :
http://smarturl.it/GreatGuyDX


Lyrics:

[Intro]
I had to let you know 3x

Jowin:
I've had a couple of things on my mind I been meaning to say
It's nothing crazy I said I'd tell you on Saturday
Fear might be the reason I procrastinate
But whatever way that you slice it I would rather wait
She wants me to rush but I rather pace
It hurts to make that mistake
Open my heart when I'm ready I hope that we'll be okay it's like that
It's like that (3x)
See every now and then I regret breaking up with my first love
And then I remember what I'm really in search of
I can't be worried bout the ifs and whats
And I'm positive she didn't wanna hold me up
Or hold me back, she wanna hold me down
The possibilities they got me spinning round and round it's like that
It's like that (3x) yeah!

Pre-Chorus:
There's no need to be, mysterious
Believe me when I tell you that
It can't be that serious, trust me
There's no need to be, a mystery

Chorus:
There's no need to be, mysterious
Believe me when I tell you that
It can't be that serious, trust me
There's no need to be, a mystery

D-Real [愛]:
My life is an mmo im stuck in the beta phase
My girly a let you know punani is not pay to play
Her way a tale of doves and how it came to foreplay
Worries that love is only skin im surely sorry
Me & you are more than kiss & boobs
Yeah i like some racks but whats a grand to you
It ain't jack it's like that (word word word)
Shes my very own yuno gasai
Got so jealous of the stars that she blew up the sky
Me you & i ah hold up don't this sound familiar
Twintail love straight out the memorabilia
Of me and you i know some girls are cute
In our work of love no ones relieving you

Pre-Chorus:
There's no need to be, mysterious
Believe me when I tell you that
It can't be that serious, trust me
There's no need to be, a mystery

Chorus:
There's no need to be, mysterious
Believe me when I tell you that
It can't be that serious, trust me
There's no need to be, a mystery

D-Real [愛] & Jowin - No Need (prod. by Tsundere Twintails)

3 tracks in one week Say What?  Yes it's true. I promised on twitter i'd give you guys one more. Had to get some more venting out forgive me. Just know im repping for all of us out here. I have ear fatigue after doing this many tracks so fast, so im gonna take a small break(not to long).But anyway as i always tell you guys  never be afraid to be yourself. Much love <3  

Sidenote #1 : ( (My sis Lavera is singing the end with me. I know it's subtle , but i appreciate her a lot and just wanted you all to know )

Sidenote #2: Me & Ntourage = Top Cats (Thats my fucking boy!!!!)

Ntourage: https://soundcloud.com/ntourageephekt

Lavera: https://soundcloud.com/lalalavera

Youtube Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WwO6nlpsvk

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/07i4quH2mG7xmcF9Xdma9H?si=Wnlc86FcRVuZd7e7Ix8cQA

Lyrics
------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hook
--------------------------------------------------------------
I'm just a nerd but give me verse You'll need a nurse i leave it hurt say

Wizard with words got tricks i could share i pen a curse i know you scared say

Feeling the curves of vixens im sure kitties are here i make em pur say

I'm just a nerd (But a killer with the nouns & verbs Say what Say what)

Verse 1
---------------------------------------------------------------

Who's up next to spar me

try and pull my strings huh you'll never harp me

ruffle feathers of harpies until the dark leaves

sirens a part seas to try to court me

don't gotta tell me how Greek it is

Watching out for the vultures they'll eat your heart out Prometheus

down for the culture I'll rip my veins out and bleed for this

wish on a genie he still can't grant you this genius

shang tsung rap you know i put my soul in it

send a wack verse just know I'll do some omittings

Stove kicking out flame tracks get my old mittens

just because you hang with some pro's don't make you prolific

got my whole village to people emo feeling

nerds who get no mentions to girls on the poles stripping

know there's a tole with it you pay what you owe with it

know if you have a dream it's better to go get it

Hook
------------------------------------

I'm just a nerd but give me verse You'll need a nurse i leave it hurt say

Wizards with words got tricks i could share i pen a curse i know you scared say

Feeling the curves of vixens im sure kitties are here i make em pur say

I'm just a nerd (But a killer with the nouns & verbs Say what Say what)

Verse 2
---------------------------------------------

Wizard with words I'm either Merlin or Gandalf

Bird scream twe li li li then take her pants off

now she busy hiking it back i'm catching hand offs

ran off old age pimping learned from my grandpa

Lame rappers stay getting sonned can't get the tan off

Brand off making some puns on how a man soft

Would it be same if i creep though

Game shark to dames hearts enter my cheat codes

if i fuck her now wonder will we be equal

Nah you'll wanna kill me hypocrites hate to feel low

depressed the thought that your oppressed somehow relieve they stress

well more or less you see they morale less

guess it's safe to say what you reap sows

So i knit a life without these fake ass people

Take the words from Mr. Michiko To Hatchin(me) you can always be your self

if them fuckers got a problem say word

Outro (Lavera)
-----------------------------------------------------------
i don't like

i don't like you no

Don't deal with fakes

I don't like you no

so stay away

I don't like you no

Your all the same

I don't like you no

Say What! ft Lavera (Prod. By Ntourage)

@tsundere-alley sent me this beautiful beat out of the blue, and its honestly one of my all time favs, hes so talented and i'm forever grateful to be able to collab <3 thank u thank u :')

I've got a lot more stuff coming that i'm excited to post ^-^ <3

@themoecafe <3

Sunflowers (prod. Tsundere Alley)

フェニックス (Phoenix)

Spotify: 
https://open.spotify.com/track/5Q8ofSBzUrCBouWxbJ8nEJ?si=8o4fn44vT5WySPfLZMo3Rw

Follow us:

D-Real [愛] : 
https://twitter.com/D_Realist_MC
https://www.youtube.com/user/DDBderrick

Prod. by my Goddess below:
https://soundcloud.com/thegoddessofwisdom

Lyrics
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I'm going live get your poggers out

I'll give you something to vlog about

mood is just fuck what you talking bout

hop on the beat boy im bout to bring frogger out

neck on a leash wonder why they keep dogging out

cause you weak when they hear what you barking bout

a whole lot of nothing just gossip & bluffing

No wonder your girl keep on walking out

Sometimes ya boy need some privacy

I take my waifu and practice some sodomy

Nourish my spirit believe whats inside of me

conquer myself let the rest be my odyssey

It's the journey of men in the valley of sin

see we all doing dirt hope you washing your hands

come a long way from the fakest of friends

now im finding myself and exploring my zen

drown in my flow get your gills up

rhythm & weeb from d-real love

Cafe click moe bout to build up

Radio.wavs bout to eat get your meals up

D-real a monster best head for the hills

stray from the thots who give head for some heels

lie on the gram and just Flex for appeal

sorry to say baby that isn't real

yeah you on dope but not OD

you shooting up but not OG's

scared of the stage oh you froze be

ran in a blizzard i see you got cold feet

Verse 2
----------------------------------------------------------------
smashing my peach booty bump in the air

good in the neutral get hit with a nair

those were the days that i thought i was player

life is a onion you get it in layers

fun isn't always the way it appears

take away pleasure add some of your fears

sometimes your loved one could bring you to tears

now you lack trust when you look at your peers

stand up for nothing scream life isn't fair

really convinced that you live in a chair

don't be that guy to spread follies to ears

runs out of breath just for putting on airs

lose to your greed or the notion to share

lose all your patience a tortoise to hair

lose your compassion assume that your rare

cause when you feeling down it's like why should i care

x2 Mood is on fuck what you talking bout

took a break just to figure where life is

coming from some where thats life less

return of the phoenix

i exiled my demons i ran where the thief in the night is

Phoenix (Prod by Athena)

Art By C2T:
https://soundcloud.com/club2tokyo
twitter.com/Club2Tokyo_

D-Real [愛:
https://soundcloud.com/4theconcept
https://open.spotify.com/artist/4yvoMtEuBFIuQT1XUGRGKg
https://twitter.com/D_Realist_MC

Passionlips:
https://soundcloud.com/one_eyedking
https://twitter.com/passionlips_

Jowin:
https://soundcloud.com/iamjowin
https://open.spotify.com/artist/4TCEj4Bp18xdDQkcDjYDsO
https://twitter.com/iamjowin
https://www.youtube.com/iamjowin

Shiki :
https://soundcloud.com/thetmns
https://twitter.com/OutcastOtaku
https://open.spotify.com/track/0f0qeeE4JTRQpjj4fLUqsa
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheTMNS

Hold up

waifu stepped on the scene

You the remedy in the rem of my sleep 

You the girl of my dreams

You the Rem from re zero right at my feet

I can pick up those things 

I can be your husbando We can go to Orlando

getting sand in your sandals 

I'm the man for your mantle (word)

got my hand on yo handles (word)

merchandising yo smile 

really digging yo brand yo

girl just look at that aisle

walking that is our plan yo

Rom com on yo channel 

yeah we live it cause you my


Jowin (Hook)
------------------------------------------------------
Cherry soda 

So won't ya let me hold ya

I need you here 

come roll up (right now)

you remind me of my cherry soda

Verse 2
-------------------------------------------------

Hold up

waifu stepped on the scene

You my Sheik you my Zelda

all the same but who cares 

girl you know you my queen 

You my palu my goddess

smashing all on the tropics

while we all on the topic

girl you know you my top pick

I don't need all these options

Understand that i stan you

I might make you my wife

you my Fujiko right

two thieves on this night

Two wrongs don't make right

Two wrongs can make life

aint police get cuffed by this knight

ain't no shank get cut with this pipe

toss that map im lost in your eye

Releasing  my truth ain't caught in no lie 

touch them hips Get trapped on your thigh

(You my cherry soda)

  


life so grey you need some Poupon

don't number 2 girl im not to poop on

name is Lupin go round and round girl

and get your loop on I'll dive in that swirl

if im a nuance can't help im that earl

got new wants im talking you girl

Outro: (D-real &  Shiki)

Cherry Soda Ft Jowin & Shiki (Prod. By Passionlips)

Art By C2T:
https://soundcloud.com/club2tokyo
twitter.com/Club2Tokyo_

D-Real [愛:
https://soundcloud.com/4theconcept
https://open.spotify.com/artist/4yvoMtEuBFIuQT1XUGRGKg
https://twitter.com/D_Realist_MC

Passionlips:
https://soundcloud.com/one_eyedking
https://twitter.com/passionlips_

Lyrics:

Hook
-------------------------------------------------------
This is that Fantasy living this is that anime feeling

This is that look in the mirror give you that vanity feeling

This is that fantasy living

This is that This is that this is that

Verse
------------------------------------------------------
This is that Fantasy living this is that anime feeling

This is that look in the mirror give you that vanity feeling

that flight with ya posse all of your homies are tripping

This is that night of hanabi where ya kimonos be dripping

This is me spitting game to one the greatest dames

know she can feel the fire now come be my latest flame

This is that peter parker spin webs at my mary jane

Know that i caught you girl don't really know why you playin

others content with the dark

you fell in love with the lights

heard like a million barks

funny cause none of them bites

This is that Fujoko Mine please baby give me time

Always throw me for a loop

now im just missing is the pin (lupin the 3rd)

This is that night on the town

give you a ring and a gown

that happily ever after

im saying it now

This is that fantasy living

This is that This is that

Bridge
-------------------------------------
Feeling like this is fantasy

Feeling like this is anime

This the night that we hit the town

This the feeling of right now

Fantasy (Prod. By Passionlips)

What started off as a solo project turned into something much more. 
So today me, https://soundcloud.com/club2tokyo , & @lalalavera present you "Rhythm & Weeb" I'm finally back to making music since having my heart attack and my friends have helped me so much in my journey, so i hope you can enjoy the vibes we've put together.  Much love!!!! (sidenote: shall be on spotify and apple in the coming days)

Thanks to all my fam apart of the project below :

D-Real [愛:
https://soundcloud.com/4theconcept
https://open.spotify.com/artist/4yvoM...
https://twitter.com/D_Realist_MC

Lavera
@lalalavera
twitter.com/_Lavera_
www.instagram.com/laverabruh/
https://open.spotify.com/artist/0kmuxSLDnKLPAqs6DuhegB

Art By C2T:
https://soundcloud.com/club2tokyo
twitter.com/Club2Tokyo_
https://open.spotify.com/artist/0kNg0VrSwtPYqZPhyBNf8l?si=TDu7KvYvSkGbFWbHNFmRxw

Shiki :
https://soundcloud.com/thetmns
https://twitter.com/OutcastOtaku
https://open.spotify.com/album/3K38ES...
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheTMNS

Tsundere Twintails
https://twitter.com/tsunderetwintls
https://soundcloud.com/tsunderetwintails

Athena :
https://soundcloud.com/thegoddessofwisdom
https://open.spotify.com/artist/5LCmX0zahE0VcaMNHxLJqm?si=5G0cKqZPTLSDGnjqsmsQIA

Jowin:
https://soundcloud.com/iamjowin
https://open.spotify.com/artist/4TCEj4Bp18xdDQkcDjYDsO

D-Real [愛] X Lavera - R U Dwn (Prod By Club2tokyo)

D-Real [愛] X Lavera - Cafe Groove (Prod By Athena)

Just a weeb with a dream.
 
EGAO UMAMI: Rapper / Vocalist / Writer / Director

Follow me :  https://dreallove.carrd.co/

Business Inquiry: 
rhythmweeb@gmail.com

D-Real [愛] - Twintail Love (Prod. By Tsundere Twintails)

D-Real [愛]

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