1993 Wichita 
My optimism is a blasted handgun.

Baseball cap bandit

Lend me your ears
Anyone who can sell can be a TV preacher 
He thought to himself, as he went out on a spending spree

Driver turn at the corner and on my mark pull over
He's attracted to their gyratinghips, he knew he could find his way
into their hearts, minds, and lips
Pockets lined with greenbacks, isnt it easy to see,
what he has after.
Destitute for a prostitute, I've been watching you.
There's work for you to do.
I proclaim you, one of the chosen few.
Lust drives inside like a madman found his mind.

F.B. Betty and C,R. Rhonda he said I'll take you down, in turn.
He said that 'he was new  to this.'
She was more than used to this
He licks his nasty breath, on the tip of her silicone breast,
And the ball starts Rolling... Roll on Mother Fucker

She's loose tonight, she know's the men will come tonight.
She said that she'd like to fuck, with his head.
Fellings , oh so momentary
Feelings, oh so contrary.
She waves the hand of temptation
Damn the temptation!!!

Never rush a lady
Never hush a lady
Never lust a lady
Never trust a lady of the streetwalker
Shittalker

5 speed rubber monkey - Swaggart's Fable

Unibrow

Recorded at the Stool Monkey house in 1993 on a jambox. 
Brad Sims- Bass
Rick Biggs - Guitar
Brian Armitage - Drums 1993
Lucas Daniel - Drums 1992
Brian Ruark - Vocals

5 Speed Rubber Monkey