DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET (Canon Timeline)

Darkness encroaches the room.
Four eyes peer out from the depths.
Input command:
>attack
. "Agh!"
. "Alright, I see how it is."
>"mama mia! i-imma so sor_"
. "Shut up!"
. "I was sick of you anyways."
. "If that's the way it's gonna be…"
>"i didn't mean to_"
. "I said shut up!!"
. "I don't care if you meant to or not!"
. "I just wanted you out of my hair."
. "So I tried to help you, help the both of us…"
. "But you failed at that too."
. "I hate you."
. "Words can't even express how much I HATE you."
. "So, here's what's gonna happen."
. "I'm just gonna kill you right now and take the item for myself."

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
outstanding writing by @epik-bruh
Original: https://soundcloud.com/west-deltanoon/try-again-deltarune-the-same
Gamer of all games by @therealmaz

(cover) Monkey On LSD (like the zelda rom hack) [DR: TSSSSSOP]

>>
(Where am I? That stupid elevator fell, and...)
You can't help but notice your eyes drift toward a strange drawing plastered on the wall.
You can't look away.
(It looks like someone doodled a door on the wall with chalk. Although hesitant, my hand won't stop moving.)
You touch the door, puffs of smoke clouding the room around you.
Suddenly, you snap out of the trance, only to hear a voice call from within the dungeon walls.
- OH, OOHH!! YOU!! YOU, YOU, YOU!!
(What? Who's there?)
- DON'T PLAY MAKE-BELIEVE, MAKE-BELIEVE!! JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE INSIDE DOESN'T MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S INSIDE!!
(...)
- NOW, NOW. LET'S NOT BE SO HASTY, NEW PLAYMATE. IN MY REST I LAY, YET IN THERE... I MAY?
- TELL ME, STRANGER... MIGHT YOU BE THE ONE FROM THE LEGEND?
(Yes.)
- OH, LOVELY, LOVELY!! SO YOU'LL HELP, YES? YOU'LL HELP, WILL YOU?
(What do you want? Do you want me to carve open an entrance here? It wouldn't be so hard.)
- IF ONLY, LEGEND CRIHS. IF ONLY.
- FOR YOU SEE, THEY'VE LOCKED UP LIL OL' ME, ME!!
- THIS ICE IS UNBREAKABLE.
- UNLESS... WE PLAY A LITTLE GAME!!
- A LITTLE ROCK PAPER SCISSORS, YES?
- FIND THE KEY THAT RESTS IN MAGMA, A KEY FORGED OF THE STUFF, HOT TO THE TOUCH, HOT HOT HOT!!
(I'm not sure I have the time for that.)
- I'LL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE, I SHALL!! ISN'T IT TRUE THAT YOU SEEK... YOUR DEAREST BROTHER?
(How do you know about Asriel?)
- OH, THE LEGEND ISN'T A VAGUE TALE OF TRUTHS, MY DEAR. GONE MISSING, GONE ASTRAY, ISN'T HE? I MISS HIM JUST AS MUCH AS YOU, OH, BOOHOO!!
- I AM A PART OF YOU, CRIHS. I'M SURE YOU KNOW BY NOW HOW THIS DARK WORLD TOOK FORM.
(Aren't you supposed to be part of this world's ecosystem? How'd you even have time to figure that all out? This world hasn't even been around that long, dude.)
- THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK. I'VE BEEN HERE ALL THIS TIME, TIME!!
(What can you give me?)
- BESIDES MY COMPANIONSHIP, I MAY GRANT YOU... A TOOL. A TOOL AT THE END OF OUR JOURNEYS. A VERY POWERFUL ONE, AT THAT.
(I'm listening.)
- FIND THE KEY, WON'T YOU? REMEMBER, CRIHS!! MAGMA KEY!! MAGMA KEY!!
- A FINAL HINT, YES? PERHAPS YOU SHOULD INQUIRE ABOUT ME WITH THE AVIAN TAVERNKEEP.
The chalk disappears.
>>

mus_jevSpiel

This’s the “Bump-Locked” replacement for my neat au “Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet.” Why would anyone think hard about this???

Type here to start adding something…

Oh!|
You actually came!|
I want something from you,|
And in return I shall give you something even better in return.|

NatdraskNO.1: Alright man, what exactly do you need from me?

First, I wanna tell you something.|
Have you ever felt truly trapped?|
To have everything you do be at the hands of someone else?|

NatdraskNO.1: What are you yapping about bruh???

|
Eh nevermind, that story is way too long for you to understand.|
|
Anyway, in the farthest parts of the city in an abandoned antique shop lies a special ring of untold power.|
I need you to go there and get the ring to me, then you’ll get your reward.|
But be warned, the Mistress has her guards defending where it’s kept.|
So buy this special hammer off me, take care of the guards, and get me that ring.|

Music: @nani-relli
This TSSSSSP: Me.
Art: wheezy1.
Dialogue: Me and @the_phillipino_deranged
TSSSSOP: @NermalDX
TSSSSP:  @therealmaz, Reddit Randy, @plabet, and @jart-ist
TSSSOP:  @chomps-lmao
TSSSP: @its-appel-on-purpose
TSSOP: @buttinformer-underscore
TSSP: @arrow_nmw
TSOP: @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
TSP: @overkill-the-sequel
TOP: topanon
Deltarune by Toby Fox.

/Deltarune:T5SP/ <TXT>DOC:[4WRDS]

TOP by Anon and Nonexistant
TSP by Overtkillr.
TSOP by g_bitez, Uranium, and kamton
TSSP by Tenna and Maxon
TSSOP by the Booty Informers
TSSSP by Mad Mew Mew

This song was, in fact, created on the site called "UltraaBox"
For reasons unknown, I shall provide the hyperlink to said musical track: https://tinyurl.com/2cq9u2b2



]:We're stuck in aStuck in aGame We're Stuck Westuck stuckWe're Lotta mea- - (TSSSP v1.2)

`this is the "nothing because evil shree took down drama virtuoso i tjink" replacement for my latest and greatest (and only) AU, "Deltarune The same Same same Same". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where 'Foury McSameFace' takes the role "shree_mp3"!
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Foury McSameFace: the au is cancelled fuck you guys
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thumbnail by: Walt disney
song by: joker8330
Deltarune by Mealdealnamegamelover
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @the yoker
The Same Puppet by @kagecake
The Same Other Puppet by @wiss5, @pigplusplusplus and @Marshmallowyum6191
The Same Same Puppet by @dawgskul4, @blueshroom and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @dreamthebuster
The Same Same Same Puppet by @asher or something idk
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @nateplays

The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same sAme Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by violet

The Same Same Same Other  Puppet by nobody. i hate the pipeline ok?????.
Vocals by @spahmmi-caerus-2005
this was meant to be for the arg but it got canned sorry guys

Cancellation Sleuth ~ [deltarun the same same same Same puppet]

"Deltarune: The Same Other Puppet: Post-Beta" by Zinc and Probably Kamton
Thumbnail Made In MS Paint

fanmade_tsop_post-beta_hey_every

This is the "Ckrishtofer the informer" replacement for my new and original AU, Deltarune; The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same  Same Same Puppet". Think about it! Nate's actually making songs, crazy!
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✋︎💣︎ 👍︎☼︎✡︎✌︎☠︎❄︎☜︎💧︎❄︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 💧︎👍︎✋︎☜︎☠︎❄︎✋︎💧︎❄︎

✌︎☠︎👎︎ ✋︎ ☟︎✌︎❄︎☜︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎

✋︎💣︎ ☝︎⚐︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ❄︎⚐︎ 😐︎✋︎☹︎☹︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎✏︎
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Deltarune by toby fox the creator of undertale
Deltarune TOP by @planetjars @inkcubedude and @sans-snowdin
Deltarune TSP by overdead
Deltarune TSOP by i think it was sink or something
Deltarune TSSP by whoever made tssp
Deltarune TSSOP by i think their name was zurtis or something
Deltarune TSSSP by many, many people
Deltarune TSSSOP by @sillierfish
Deltarune TSSSSP by the sawesome greatomoroa shweet purplefect team
Deltarune TSSSSOP by i forgot
(im too lazy too credit most of the other people)
Deltarune the same x 22 puppet by Me!
Deltarune The Same x 22 other puppet by Waycooldude999

Cryantest The Scientist (Deltarune; The Same x 22 Puppet)

This is the "YOU'VE BEEN SPOTTED." replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The ?????? Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where                  !
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👑 < Spamton. Role your car door window up.
👮 < why
👑 < This is the bad part of the city. The worst of the worst criminals roam these parts.
👮‍♂️ < got it boss
Sputter
Click!
👮‍♂️ < what huh why did we stop
👑 < It appears our car was broken down.
👮‍♂️ < DEAR GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE PLEASE I'M STILL SO YOUNG PLEASE PLEASE
👑 < Stop screaming.
👑 < Get out of the car and fix the engine.
👮‍♂️ < okay
👮‍♂️ < ...
👮‍♂️ < !
👮‍♂️ < who is that-??
👑 < Dear lord.
👑 < They're here.
👮‍♂️ < ?????who's here WHO'S HERE
👑 < Meet me at City Hall.
👮‍♂️ < WHAT
Woosh!
👮‍♂️ < WHAT THE FUCK
❓ < Hehehe....
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @silksong-enthusiasts
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
????? by ?????
????? by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. I WAS LISTENING TO MACK'S BIG SHOT WHILE MAKING THIS FUCK YOU THE CAKES ARE SOLD SIGNED THLOT

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE ??????? PUPPET] - who is that-??

this is our first upload
chisp help makeit's a shame she died in a car accident

This is the "Name Spamton G. Spamton, Age 37, Located within Fort Worth, TX" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The ?????? Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris crosses the street illegally!
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👮‍♂️ < WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
❓ < Hehehe....
🌟 < i'm kris!
🌟 < the worst of the worst! the baddest of the bunch!
🌟 < a crook among criminals! a cook among chefs!
🌟 < and i'm about to do something REAL bad.
👮‍♂️ < STAY BACK... I'M WARNING YOU!!
🌟 < hehehe....
🌟 < it's time to do what I do best...
👮‍♂️ < WHAT ARE YOU DOING
👮‍♂️ < THERE'S NO CROSSWALK THERE
🌟 < hehehe....
🌟 < HAHAHAHAHAHA!
🌟 < ohhh! ohhh! watch out spamton!
👮‍♂️ < HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME
🌟 < i'm gonna do it!
🌟 < ooooooo!
👮‍♂️ < STOP
🌟 < (Step)
👮‍♂️ < THIS SICKOS GONNA KILL US ALL
👮‍♂️ < CALL IN THE REINFORCEMENTS NOW
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @theres-two-of-them with help from @chispthe5threal
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @chispthe5threal
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Pedophile Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Jaywalker Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. hi sorry thlott called in sick today so there's no special message ummmm hey here's a fun fact partsof the description swap from wiss' reupload of the song isn't that cool

love, spunch

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - Kris, Spotted Jaywalking In the Streets of Brooklyn

This is the "YO KRIS! I'M" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Jaywalker Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris get's hit by a car!
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🌟 < ooooooo! look at me! i'm in the middle of the road!
🌟 < and you're POWERLESS to stop me!
👮‍♂️ < heh... i might be...
👮‍♂️ < but HE isn't.
🌟 < huh
❓ < (Crash!)
🌟 < AHHHDAGNAMWWJFDHVNBB ASDAMFSSAF
👮‍♂️ < Thank you Lou Albano as Mario from the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
🍄 < Ya' welcome, kid.
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @chispthe5threal with help from @theres-two-of-them
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @chispthe5threal
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Pedophile Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Jaywalker Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. I RECOVERED FROM THE SICKNESS YOU CAN NEVER KILL ME SIGNED THLOT

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - HEY SPAMTON, I'M

jaywalking canonically changes your voice and makes you evil trust

This is the "Spamton, The Lover of All Breakfast" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Peacefully Strolling Through Town With Mom :) Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris loves their mom!
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* Hey mom!
* I love you!
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"dialogue" by @theres-two-of-them
song by @theres-two-of-them
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @theres-two-of-them
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Living A Beautiful Married Life Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Peacefully Strolling Through Town With Mom :) Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. AAAAAHHHHHHHHH SIGNED THLOT

(Pipejam 6?) [DELTARUNE: THE PEACEFULLY STROLLING THROUGH THE CITY WITH MOM :) PUPPET] Kris! The Lover of All Streets!

This is "LE DIABLE INCARNÉ" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Jaywalker Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris? Kris. Kris. Kris!
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🌟 < wow... is this really it?
🌟 < the king's magnum opus...
🌟 < ...
🌟 < it kinda just looks like water.
👮‍♂️ < yeah idk why you were hyping it up like that
🌟 < me neither, honestly.
🌟 < ...
🌟 < anyways... you've got my hand so you might has well have the honors!
🌟 < wow! a new fresh body!
🌟 < think of how many streets i'll be able to jaywalk after this!
🌟 < i'll be unstoppable!
👮‍♂️ < (...)
👮‍♂️ < (i'm an officer but...)
👮‍♂️ < (i haven't been acting in the name of the law recently, have i?)
👮‍♂️ < (by doing this... by helping them...)
👮‍♂️ < (think of the lives i'd be ruining...)
👮‍♂️ < (...)
👮‍♂️ < (You grab the the fertilizer to your left instead.)
💻 < EXPERIMENT NUMBER 1224.
💻 < It's seems we have another failure on our hands.
💻 < Experiment Number 1224 seemed to work at first.
💻 < But after a few moments, the fertilizer grew out of control.
💻 < Before making the plant decay from the inside out.
💻 < We're close, that's for sure, but..
💻 < Make sure to keep this far away from any darkner test subjects.
👮‍♂️ < (You added EXPERIMENT NUMBER 1224 to the SEVERED HAND.)
👮‍♂️ < (It quickly grew into a brand new body.)
🌟 < hey! took you long enough!
🌟 < you know, spamton...
🌟 < i just wanted to say, i'm sorry for threatening you earlier.
🌟 < you're a great guy, y'know! and i'm sure you'll go on to do great things!
🌟 < so, if you ever have a spare moment,
🌟 < come visit me by main street! there's always an extra lane open for you!
👮‍♂️ < (...)
👮‍♂️ < (is this really... the right choice?)
👮‍♂️ < (do they really deserve this?)
👮‍♂️ < (it may be my duty as an officer to detain all criminals...)
👮‍♂️ < (but what about my duties as a...)
👮‍♂️ < k-kris... maybe on second thought...
🌟 < hmm? what did you say?
🌟 < anyways, this worked great! i'm all ba-
🌟 < ba- back...
🌟 < (Kris fell down.)
👮‍♂️ < kris?? hey. kris?????
🌟 < ...
🌟 < s-sp-spam.. ton...
🌟 < w-wha... what's w-wr... on.g.. wi.th me....
🌟 < i.. i...
🌟 < i f-eel... 
🌟 < i f.feel......
🌟 < Fantastic.
👮‍♂️ < kris??
🌟 < Thank you. Spamton.
🌟 < This new form is...
🌟 < Perfect.
🌟 < Now...
🌟 < Anything.
🌟 < Is possible.
👮‍♂️ < k-k-kris... w-what's...
🌟 < Shut up.
🌟 < I see right through you Spamton.
🌟 < You wanted me gone from the beginning.
🌟 < ...And look at how it backfired.
🌟 < My form is perfect.
🌟 < My body has peaked.]
🌟 < And now...
🌟 < I'M GONNA JAYWALK ACROSS THE HIGHWAY!
🌟 < HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @theres-two-of-them
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @chispthe5threal but they aren't here right now
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Pedophile Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Jaywalker Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. DO YOU LIKE THE ART SIGNED THLOT
P.S. you said that one already i think
- sincerely, spunch

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - REINVIGORATE

This is the "FISH(??????)" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Jaywalker Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Spamton KILLS EVERYONE.
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🍄 < I hope ya' go to hell before you die.
Lou takes his final stand.
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @theres-two-of-them
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by Lou Albano
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Pedophile Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Jaywalker Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. IM THLOT SIGNED THLOT
p.s. man the creative writing here as really gone downhill smh

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - Avenge The Slain ~ SUPERMANIA!

This is "Spamton, The Salesman Of All Wares" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Egyptian Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Jaywalker descends from royalty!
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* Greetings Spamton!
* We are going to travel across the desert on camel back!
* Do you want to join us?
   Yes   >No
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @chispthe5threa
thumbnail by @chispthe5threa
vocals by @chispthe5threa
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The The Medieval Puppet Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Egyptian Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. What is going on? Where am I? Please help!
- Sincerely, Robert A. Sponge.

(NOT Pipejam. DON'T JUDGE) [DELTARUNE: THE EGYPTIAN PUPPET] Kris, The Pharaoh Of All Tombs

Ce titre est un réédition de 120c devenu Désinence

Bilboquet

heh... watch your back everybody... because it's

WHEAT WATCHER @silksong-enthusiasts
EGG EXTRACTOR @[DEAD]
SUGAR STEALER @theres-two-of-them
MILK MASTER @chispthe5threal

and together... we are!!!

CAKE THIEVES!!!!!!!!

(NOT Pipejam. DON'T JUDGE) [DELTARUNE: THE EGYPTIAN PUPPET] Kris, The Pharaoh Of All Tombs

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