DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET (Canon Timeline)

this is the "Connection timed out:" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: Ollie's The same Same Same Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Spamson, a drug dealer puppet, takes the role Kriss P!
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Creepy Drug Guy

(oh hey, you actually made it.) Today at 1:45am
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Today at 1:45am (what are you doing down here?)

(selling dope, chillin.) Today at 1:46am
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Today at 1:46am (hm, normal. whats the picture up there about?)

(oh, thats my "friend", Micah.) Today at 1:47am
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Today at 1:47am (why was that in quotations.)

(he left me because of an "addiction", he was the only thing that kept me going, and my bills paid.) Today at 1:47am
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Today at 1:48am (is he wrong though?)

(Listen man, buy something or get out, actually, you might be able to help me a bit.) Today at 1:50am
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(THISISNOTAPASSWORDLMAO) Today at 1:50am
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Today at 1:51am (what do i do with this.)

(its the password to get into the host's basement, its her deepest room in the whole mansion.) Today at 1:51am
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(there will be a keypad there, put the password in.) Today at 1:52am
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(I'm putting my trust in you, ill be here trying to reach Micah.) Today at 1:52am
/

* he tries to call Micah.
* it goes straight to voicemail.
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Music by Jacob (you know who he is.) (thank you pookie wookie teehee (ill kill you.)
Art by me (couldve done better.)
Voice by me
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore

The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same sAme Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @senoktrashstupid

The Number you dialed is not in service. - [Deltarune: Ollie's The Same Same Same Puppet]

This is the "Now's Your Chance To Be A" replacement for my NEW, SUPER ORIGINAL, and FINAL au, Jartis_ Puppet. Why aren't you happy?
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*DON'T SAY___ A WORD !!
[R]: About what?
*CAN'T TELL, WON'T TELL_>>
*HUHU>>HUHUHU__H
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Art by: ME
Vocals: also by me
Song by: @mazbackattack
Deltarune by: Toby fox

Can't Tell, Won't Tell. [Jartis_ Puppet]

This is the "YO BUDDY," replacement for my Alternate Universe.

* To: ???
* Subject: Threat
* Hey, hey, why don't we slow down a little.

Not by Overkill.
Not related to Todd Howard.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - Hey there Kris! What's the name? It's me, Spamton. That's

OFFICIAL TYCHON V2. OFFICIAL TYCHON NYEH HEH HEH.OFFICIAL MAINLINE TYCHON V0.5

This the "Spamm Tychon… We’ve Got Work To Do" Replacement for T4SP

[Open Image]
[New Layer]
[Text] Doth mine eyes deceive me? Is this a mortal standing within my quarters?
TRULYKrAsPAYYLMAO: Quarters??? WHERE? Can I HaVe some???
[Text] Hohohoho. No.
[Text] Have a seat, have some wine.
TRULYKrAsPAYYLMAO: nO thanks.
[Text] All the same to me I suppose.
[Text] What doth thou seek? How did thee get here? To mine beautiful realm.
TRULYKrAsPAYYLMAO: can U kiLL my mOM.
[Text] I beg your pardon?
TRULYKrAsPAYYLMAO: i came here CuS i want a god 2 KILL my MOM!!!!
[Text] Mortals. Blunt as ever.
[Text] I'm afraid I can't do that.
TRULYKrAsPAYYLMAO: yeA you CAN. unleSST ur not a REAAAL god!
[Text] Doth thou challenge mine authority as a god? Do not test me!
TRULYKrAsPAYYLMAO: whAt KinDa god can't SmIte a DeMoN. Do it. Kill my mom. KILL HER.
[Delete Layer]
[New Layer]
[Text] Deep breaths Tychon. Deep breaths.
[Text] I'll put your insolence aside, how about I
TRULYKrAsPAYYLMAO: heY WhY do you tALk like that?
TRULYKrAsPAYYLMAO: Fake GOd! FAKe GoD!
TRULYKrAsPAYYLMAO: CoMe on! smite My MOm.
[Text] I'LL SMITE THEE MOUTH, RAT.

The Same Same Same Same Puppet by ME !
T4SP by ME !
ART BY @inkcubedude

Maz redid this one cause the vocals on the other one bothered us.

『Spamm Tychon... "We've got work to do"』- T4SP

original song: https://soundcloud.com/jodielolol/ok-ok-now-i-changed-a-little
https://soundcloud.com/zalt_65/mixing-mixing-mixing

cover art by: krio trio

au by: jodielolol

lo botany 3same cover

KrUM the SCUM - Today at 19:56
* HEY SPAMEY DO YOU WANNA TO PLAY GAMES
* no not that one i dobt like it
* In fact, the technical aspects of it lack several key factors most modern games already account for, as AGH AaaACK WEBGAHGBDḠ̵͖K̴̲̂B̵̐͜A̷̟͒K̴̮̀N̴͖͋G̴͓͌K̶͉̆J̴̲͆Z̵̛̜Ĺ̶͓̖̦̞̞͚̥͇̳̺͔̦͂͊̓̉͆̉̊̎̇̃A̷̘͎̞̪̯͖̜̠͆̏͜Ş̴̡̢͕͉͖͕̟̳̟̦̜̀͑̋G̴͇͖̟̤͙̘̘̣̭̀̔̀͛̑̀̇͒͊̚̕͜
* DO YOU LIKE ROBOX

KRU MMY THe; Vidiogames KRITIC

This is the "UNATONED" replacement for my new super mario bros. u + super luigi 
u AU, Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet. 
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* NICE TRY, KID!
* THIS [[Life Insurance]] IS A LIFETIME'S SUPPLY!

* Your last breath is fast approaching.

LYING TO MY HEART - [DR: TSSSSSSP]

This is a “Natch ESS: “This World’s a Mess”” replacement.
Think about it, no one has EVER, in the HISTORY of the Puppet Pipeline, made a version of Kris based on Solitaire, specifically the version that’s available on old Windows PCs!
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{chessenashter♟️} - << Ugh, it’s busted. Just my luck… Well, looks like I’ve got work to do. >>
[K♠️ ➡️ Q❤️]
: Well chop my chaps, it’s a stranger! Howdy doo?
{chessenashter♟️} - << ACK! Oh, um, I mean… How do you do, fellow… cow… person? >>
[Q♦️ ➡️ J♠️]
: Don’t worry, I don’t mean you no harm! Name’s Io Bonitaire. I’m a wandering bounty hunter of sorts.
: You wouldn’t happen to have a bounty on your head, would you…?
{chessenashter♟️} - << Wh-what?! Of course not! >>
[10❤️ ➡️ 9♣️]
: You do look pretty darn worried about something or other…
{chessenashter♟️} - << Let’s just say my “steed” is exhausted from the trip, and I’m not sure if I could find the materials to fix it back up around these parts. >>
[J♠️ ➡️ 10❤️ + 9♣️]
: Materials? Why would you need materials for a horse? Sounds pretty darn suspicious to me…
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thumbnail by: @le_samme
song by: @its-appel-on-purpose
vocals by: @grassdemon
Writing by: me. ite.

Solitaire by: Toby Fox
Deltarune by some guy

The Other Puppet by
the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by
@notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps Imao, and @sharemy-main-546770460
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and <@967647561110401085>
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinforme-runderscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @its-appel-on-purpose
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by: @realshree
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by: @plabet
The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by: @twomoroa19x2 and @maz!!!
The Same Same Same Same Same by: @inkcubedude
The Same Same Same Same Same Other by: @itethecrapoc

Jesse, jij bent niet Suzan en Freek. Dat is scheikundig gezien ONMOGELIJK-

io Bonitaire ~ “Child of the Prairie” [Deltarune; The 5xSame+Other Puppet]

This is the "YOU'VE BEEN SPOTTED." replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The ?????? Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where                  !
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👑 < Spamton. Role your car door window up.
👮 < why
👑 < This is the bad part of the city. The worst of the worst criminals roam these parts.
👮‍♂️ < got it boss
Sputter
Click!
👮‍♂️ < what huh why did we stop
👑 < It appears our car was broken down.
👮‍♂️ < DEAR GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE PLEASE I'M STILL SO YOUNG PLEASE PLEASE
👑 < Stop screaming.
👑 < Get out of the car and fix the engine.
👮‍♂️ < okay
👮‍♂️ < ...
👮‍♂️ < !
👮‍♂️ < who is that-??
👑 < Dear lord.
👑 < They're here.
👮‍♂️ < ?????who's here WHO'S HERE
👑 < Meet me at City Hall.
👮‍♂️ < WHAT
Woosh!
👮‍♂️ < WHAT THE FUCK
❓ < Hehehe....
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @silksong-enthusiasts
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
????? by ?????
????? by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. I WAS LISTENING TO MACK'S BIG SHOT WHILE MAKING THIS FUCK YOU THE CAKES ARE SOLD SIGNED THLOT

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE ??????? PUPPET] - who is that-??

this is our first upload
chisp help makeit's a shame she died in a car accident

This is the "Name Spamton G. Spamton, Age 37, Located within Fort Worth, TX" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The ?????? Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris crosses the street illegally!
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👮‍♂️ < WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
❓ < Hehehe....
🌟 < i'm kris!
🌟 < the worst of the worst! the baddest of the bunch!
🌟 < a crook among criminals! a cook among chefs!
🌟 < and i'm about to do something REAL bad.
👮‍♂️ < STAY BACK... I'M WARNING YOU!!
🌟 < hehehe....
🌟 < it's time to do what I do best...
👮‍♂️ < WHAT ARE YOU DOING
👮‍♂️ < THERE'S NO CROSSWALK THERE
🌟 < hehehe....
🌟 < HAHAHAHAHAHA!
🌟 < ohhh! ohhh! watch out spamton!
👮‍♂️ < HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME
🌟 < i'm gonna do it!
🌟 < ooooooo!
👮‍♂️ < STOP
🌟 < (Step)
👮‍♂️ < THIS SICKOS GONNA KILL US ALL
👮‍♂️ < CALL IN THE REINFORCEMENTS NOW
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @theres-two-of-them with help from @chispthe5threal
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @chispthe5threal
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Pedophile Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Jaywalker Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. hi sorry thlott called in sick today so there's no special message ummmm hey here's a fun fact partsof the description swap from wiss' reupload of the song isn't that cool

love, spunch

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - Kris, Spotted Jaywalking In the Streets of Brooklyn

This is the "YO KRIS! I'M" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Jaywalker Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris get's hit by a car!
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🌟 < ooooooo! look at me! i'm in the middle of the road!
🌟 < and you're POWERLESS to stop me!
👮‍♂️ < heh... i might be...
👮‍♂️ < but HE isn't.
🌟 < huh
❓ < (Crash!)
🌟 < AHHHDAGNAMWWJFDHVNBB ASDAMFSSAF
👮‍♂️ < Thank you Lou Albano as Mario from the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
🍄 < Ya' welcome, kid.
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @chispthe5threal with help from @theres-two-of-them
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @chispthe5threal
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Pedophile Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Jaywalker Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. I RECOVERED FROM THE SICKNESS YOU CAN NEVER KILL ME SIGNED THLOT

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - HEY SPAMTON, I'M

jaywalking canonically changes your voice and makes you evil trust

This is the "Spamton, The Lover of All Breakfast" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Peacefully Strolling Through Town With Mom :) Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris loves their mom!
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* Hey mom!
* I love you!
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"dialogue" by @theres-two-of-them
song by @theres-two-of-them
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @theres-two-of-them
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Living A Beautiful Married Life Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Peacefully Strolling Through Town With Mom :) Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. AAAAAHHHHHHHHH SIGNED THLOT

(Pipejam 6?) [DELTARUNE: THE PEACEFULLY STROLLING THROUGH THE CITY WITH MOM :) PUPPET] Kris! The Lover of All Streets!

This is the "Alarm Of Justice!" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Jaywalker Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris plays a song on the radio.
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👮‍♂️ < ...
👮‍♂️ < so uhhh....
👮‍♂️ < nice weather we're having...
🌟 < yeah i like it when it's really sunny like this
🌟 < shines in drivers eyes and makes it real hard for them to see
🌟 < adds an extra challenge to jaywalking
👮‍♂️ < ...
👮‍♂️ < say why do you even like jaywalking so much any-
🌟 < hey! wait! do you wanna listen to some music!
🌟 < i made this song myself
🌟 < (The CASSETTE was inserted into your truck's player.)

🌟 < so!!! what do you think!!!!
👮‍♂️ < ummmm uhhhhh hmmmmm
👮‍♂️ < it's uhhhh
👮‍♂️ < ([1] Lie      [2] Lie)
👮‍♂️ < good
👮‍♂️ < very good
🌟 < heh... i knew you'd say that...
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @theres-two-of-them
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @chispthe5threal
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Pedophile Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Jaywalker Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. thlott is very sleepy. so i guess i gotta fill in again.... hmmmmm
it's very hard to hear but if you listen at around 0:22 you can hear the main a motif in the background

love you guys, spunch

[DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - The BERGEN-TRUCK.

This is "Spamton, The Salesman Of All Wares" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Egyptian Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Jaywalker descends from royalty!
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* Greetings Spamton!
* We are going to travel across the desert on camel back!
* Do you want to join us?
   Yes   >No
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @chispthe5threa
thumbnail by @chispthe5threa
vocals by @chispthe5threa
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The The Medieval Puppet Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Egyptian Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. What is going on? Where am I? Please help!
- Sincerely, Robert A. Sponge.

(NOT Pipejam. DON'T JUDGE) [DELTARUNE: THE EGYPTIAN PUPPET] Kris, The Pharaoh Of All Tombs

BIG BANG 2

This is the "Indefinite Hiatus" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Other Puppet". Think about it! Why shouldnt we keep this little project of ours alive.
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-Hey? Anyone here?
-Is this even the right place...?
-Someone's singing behind this door.

• Oh? Maxxie, right? I've been expecting you.

-What did i get myself into now.
-Where did your happy go lucky attitude go anyway...?
-I have to admit, though.
-This sounds really nice, kruz.

• Thank you, Maxxie.
• They say that music can heal wounds that medicine cannot touch.
• No harm in trying.

-wounds? Are you okay?

• You dont get it, do you?
• It's time for revelations, maxxie.
• Big ones at that.

-Whatever it is, I've heard worse, I can handle it.

• Very well then.

-...

• ...

• Maxxie?

-Yes?

• Do you care for kruz?

-Well, uhm, i've been, uhm-

• No need to lie.
• This isnt a test.

-...I do.

• Maxxie.
• You deserve to know.
• Kruz, as you know them, Is nothing but a vessel.

-What are you even talking about??

• They're dead.
• A puppet on strings barely kept alive by the means of machinery.
• Not strong enough to think, wake up, or talk.
• This isnt just a metaphor, though.

-You're lying...

• Am i, though?
• But if you wish to give them another chance at life.
• I believe we can come to an agreement.

❤️-I want to. -...

-I want to. ❤️-...

• Maxxie.
[Speech 54] Dont leave me here... Not again.
[Passed]

❤️-I want to. -...

-I'll do whatever you need me to.
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song and dialogue by: @its-appel-on-purpose
Thumbnail art by @artistic_starryzz
Borders and thumbnail by @chubasco-480913803
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejona, @cambutcooler, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo

The Same Same Same Other Puppet by Chromie , Revived At the request of DG, Featuring @its-appel-on-purpose, @artistic_starryzz and @chubasco-480913803
Thumbnail art by @artistic_starryzz

1 ATTEMPT(S) LEFT: ▇ - [Deltarune; The Same Same Same Other Puppet]

heh... watch your back everybody... because it's

WHEAT WATCHER @silksong-enthusiasts
EGG EXTRACTOR @[DEAD]
SUGAR STEALER @theres-two-of-them
MILK MASTER @chispthe5threal

and together... we are!!!

CAKE THIEVES!!!!!!!!

[DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - The BERGEN-TRUCK.

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