DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET (Canon Timeline)

This is the "Cookie Coast" replacement
This is what "No Equivalent" replaces
for my my.
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• The sand bites at your feet like tiny piranhas.
• At least, you get the impression it’s biting at your feet. You can’t tell if you’re even looking down anymore.
• You fix your gaze on a cloud and look towards the sand… but the cloud never leaves your sight. It’s like it’s pasted itself onto the sand, burnt into your vision.
• Looking forward once more, you feel the horizon getting closer, yet farther again. Like the very end of all expanse is physically pushing against you and choking your mind.
• Despite it all, though, you feel like you’re getting closer.
• You can’t place it at any specific location, but the end of the shore at least takes up a greater volume of the sludge that is your vision than it did before.
• Press on. It won’t be long before you can plant that seed.
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song by @kristheyogamekris
writing by @theceaselesswatcher

Truths Levigiation [4Same]

This is the "CCCLX°DEGREES" replacement
This is what "THAT I 👊 👆 👈 👈 ✊ FEAR" replaces
for Myers Briggs Type Indicator.
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Asking ChatGPT a question... we got an answer!
“• “Only you can help me break the ASTERISK cycle. ASTERISK”
• “I need this - more than you ASTERISK ever ASTERISK could imagine.””

• The NINTH LIFE’s roots grab ahold of you for dear lives.
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song by @spam_b
writing and art by @theceaselesswatcher 

motifs/vocals used in this are by:
@gvain-zombie
@nateplays2
@planetjars AND NOBODY ELSE
@sillierfish
@december-pesto
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CHROMIE:
oh so this event just got cancelled damn

ZURTIS:
zurtis

COMPACT:
. ..to answer your question City, the word "oven" wasn’t derived from the words "of" and "in", it was derived from the Old English word "ofen", so that’s why.

THE CEASELESS WATCHER:
maybe the real corns were the dogs we made along the way

CHROMIE: 
what the fuck guys

2 POUNDS OF １ ţσ ➀０ у𝔼ⓐℝ𝓈 Į𝐌ρŘ𝐈ˢ𝕠𝓝ｍ𝓔ᶰ𝓉  [4Same]

=Rhis is what happens when “Spamty the Buster” is replaced by some weird vague animal thing in my new special event “Kritmas in July”. FUCK
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KritsyCutiePie          Today
Hai! You must be new around here!

KritsyCutiePie          Today
Haven't seen your name on my guest list... Wat is it anyways?

Sammy: "Sammy the Buster, and I'm too damn old for whatver this is."

KritsyCutiePie          Today
Butter.... oh, I put those on pancakes!

KritsyCutiePie          Today
But I didn't eat pancakes today, but I'm planning on eating them tomorrow. I like to space out what I have for breakfast so it can be different eac-

KritsyCutiePie          Today
WAIT! BUTTERS! DON'T LEAVE YET!!!!!11!!!!1!!!!!
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thumbnail by @senoktrashstupid
song by I want to be credited as myself Violet me yeah
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @its-appel-on-purpose

there was a puppet??/ 24???? I think??

WHO THE FUCK MADE THE SAME SAME SAME OTHER PUPPET... TELL ME YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vocal (singular) by Spamton G. Spamton
Art by Senok (he changed it at some point to add in the detail I came up with of them having antler ornaments that swap from pactors stop sign thing in a fun way)
guys https://youtu.be/5Fed7gDrnJk

Party Animal: Kritsy! ~ Kritmas in July (Aka The Same Same Same Other Puppet)

This is the "YOU'VE BEEN SPOTTED." replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The ?????? Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where                  !
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👑 < Spamton. Role your car door window up.
👮 < why
👑 < This is the bad part of the city. The worst of the worst criminals roam these parts.
👮‍♂️ < got it boss
Sputter
Click!
👮‍♂️ < what huh why did we stop
👑 < It appears our car was broken down.
👮‍♂️ < DEAR GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE PLEASE I'M STILL SO YOUNG PLEASE PLEASE
👑 < Stop screaming.
👑 < Get out of the car and fix the engine.
👮‍♂️ < okay
👮‍♂️ < ...
👮‍♂️ < !
👮‍♂️ < who is that-??
👑 < Dear lord.
👑 < They're here.
👮‍♂️ < ?????who's here WHO'S HERE
👑 < Meet me at City Hall.
👮‍♂️ < WHAT
Woosh!
👮‍♂️ < WHAT THE FUCK
❓ < Hehehe....
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @silksong-enthusiasts
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
????? by ?????
????? by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. I WAS LISTENING TO MACK'S BIG SHOT WHILE MAKING THIS FUCK YOU THE CAKES ARE SOLD SIGNED THLOT

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE ??????? PUPPET] - who is that-??

this is our first upload
chisp help makeit's a shame she died in a car accident

This is the "Name Spamton G. Spamton, Age 37, Located within Fort Worth, TX" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The ?????? Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris crosses the street illegally!
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👮‍♂️ < WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
❓ < Hehehe....
🌟 < i'm kris!
🌟 < the worst of the worst! the baddest of the bunch!
🌟 < a crook among criminals! a cook among chefs!
🌟 < and i'm about to do something REAL bad.
👮‍♂️ < STAY BACK... I'M WARNING YOU!!
🌟 < hehehe....
🌟 < it's time to do what I do best...
👮‍♂️ < WHAT ARE YOU DOING
👮‍♂️ < THERE'S NO CROSSWALK THERE
🌟 < hehehe....
🌟 < HAHAHAHAHAHA!
🌟 < ohhh! ohhh! watch out spamton!
👮‍♂️ < HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME
🌟 < i'm gonna do it!
🌟 < ooooooo!
👮‍♂️ < STOP
🌟 < (Step)
👮‍♂️ < THIS SICKOS GONNA KILL US ALL
👮‍♂️ < CALL IN THE REINFORCEMENTS NOW
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @theres-two-of-them with help from @chispthe5threal
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @chispthe5threal
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Pedophile Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Jaywalker Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. hi sorry thlott called in sick today so there's no special message ummmm hey here's a fun fact partsof the description swap from wiss' reupload of the song isn't that cool

love, spunch

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - Kris, Spotted Jaywalking In the Streets of Brooklyn

This is the "YO KRIS! I'M" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Jaywalker Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris get's hit by a car!
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🌟 < ooooooo! look at me! i'm in the middle of the road!
🌟 < and you're POWERLESS to stop me!
👮‍♂️ < heh... i might be...
👮‍♂️ < but HE isn't.
🌟 < huh
❓ < (Crash!)
🌟 < AHHHDAGNAMWWJFDHVNBB ASDAMFSSAF
👮‍♂️ < Thank you Lou Albano as Mario from the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
🍄 < Ya' welcome, kid.
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @chispthe5threal with help from @theres-two-of-them
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @chispthe5threal
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Pedophile Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Jaywalker Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. I RECOVERED FROM THE SICKNESS YOU CAN NEVER KILL ME SIGNED THLOT

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - HEY SPAMTON, I'M

jaywalking canonically changes your voice and makes you evil trust

This is the "Spamton, The Lover of All Breakfast" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Peacefully Strolling Through Town With Mom :) Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris loves their mom!
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* Hey mom!
* I love you!
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"dialogue" by @theres-two-of-them
song by @theres-two-of-them
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @theres-two-of-them
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Living A Beautiful Married Life Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Peacefully Strolling Through Town With Mom :) Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. AAAAAHHHHHHHHH SIGNED THLOT

(Pipejam 6?) [DELTARUNE: THE PEACEFULLY STROLLING THROUGH THE CITY WITH MOM :) PUPPET] Kris! The Lover of All Streets!

This was the result of a discord poll.
Replaces ”Haven’t Found It. Yet”
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^v There it sits, a journal- no, a diary. v^

^v PAGE 1 v^
(;Dear diary,
I was walking by the oasis like I always do but I noticed him, I noticed him!
Behind the tree, behind the tree he stood! He was so shocked when I came up to him.
“Aha! Someone finally noticed me. Come back tomorrow.” That’s what he said to me!

^v PAGE 2 v^
(;Dear, diary
It was a horrid day they told me
Told me that they’ll take away my wings in 2 days
I was young How was i supposed to know?
Its no t fair. Not fair i say! And after that i came to the oasis.
And the man wasnt there.
^v Further pages are empty except for two. v^

^v PAGE 11 v^
i came to the oasis today
and i saw him again
the man 
he told me i could get my wings back
so i listened to every single painful word

^v PAGE 31 v^
Dear, spaman
i knew youd come here
i know you wont come but i plead
please come to the old tower
i need to tell you something please
something important
please come

v^^v “Old tower...”

^v You mutter while closing the tome. v^
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Song by THE FLOUR
Art by THE BUTTER
Design partly by THE FROSTING
Writing by THE FROSTING 

Deltarune by toby fox
The Other Puppet by Topanon and @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Otherer Puppet by @zootyplex
The Anti-Puppet by Died 
The Anti-Other Puppet by no, thank you!
The Anti-Same Puppet by @quarkeduppuppetgirl (former)
The Anti-Otherer Puppet by @quirk_yeah
The Gegentiel-Otherer Puppet by US…

[Pipejam 6] Define "purpose" [The Gegenteil-otherer Puppet]

This is "Spamton, The Salesman Of All Wares" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Egyptian Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Jaywalker descends from royalty!
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* Greetings Spamton!
* We are going to travel across the desert on camel back!
* Do you want to join us?
   Yes   >No
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @chispthe5threa
thumbnail by @chispthe5threa
vocals by @chispthe5threa
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The The Medieval Puppet Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Egyptian Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. What is going on? Where am I? Please help!
- Sincerely, Robert A. Sponge.

(NOT Pipejam. DON'T JUDGE) [DELTARUNE: THE EGYPTIAN PUPPET] Kris, The Pharaoh Of All Tombs

status: ur fucked.
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Song made by me ofc. 
Replacement of “LOTSA SPAGHETTI” 
The Other Puppet: Groundhog Day by: @azuredude

[le pipejam 6] WOMBO ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️O

This is the "MY ∷ᒷʖ╎∷ℸ ̣ ⍑" au, "Deltarune The Same Same Same Same Puppet: Another Curse". Tumble into deez nuts.
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
FINAL ROUND: Guilt by Association VS Cult of Personality
[guilt by association]---------------- ] 50%
[cult of personality]----------------- ] 50%
ᶠᶦⁿᵃˡ ᴿᵉˢᵘˡᵗ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ⁶⁶⁶⁶ ᵛᵒᵗᵉˢ
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🔳 shiellina 🔁 quinn
The spirit of spite flows within me.
I shall not be satiated until the whole world burns.
The faces of their hate reflect upon my psyche.
I am Armageddon.
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
art and voice by @zurtis0curtis
writing by @epik-bruh
song by @realkyree
Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet: Another Curse is by @kristheyogamekris, @zurtis0curtis, @realkyreeand @epik-bruh <-(guy who still thinks deez nuts jokes are funny)

[dakijam] FACE OF THEIR ɮɦʊʊɖɛֆƈօɨռʋɨֆʊʊ [Deltarune: The 4Same Puppet: Another Curse]

* Kedi cackles with freedom
* The air is just kind of salty

TSSSSP by @thebowserpuppet
Corru.Observer by @corruworks

KEDI'S BIG BREAK: NO RSTRNNG

This is the “Mediator” replacement for my au, "The Same same Same SAAME SAME!! …other?? Puppet." Funny how the dream has already ended, huh?
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Now, next up… 
Klein Felter.
Hm. Got desperate enough to crawl back here, huh.
We would comment upon these circumstances, yet…
Well, the past is the past. No need to dwell upon it.
Now. 
Klein… Tell us exactly. Out of all our nineteen eighty-four applicants…
What makes you think we should… Take your deal, so to speak?

>>>print {...}
>>>print {Well, fer starters…}

You need not waste time with formalities. You are enough of a waste as is.

>>>print {...Fine. S’ppose I might as well get to the good bit already.}
>>>transferAsset{kleinfelter_assets_resume.zip}
>>>transferAsset{kleinfelter_assets_application.zip}
>>>transferAsset{kleinfelter_assets_psycheval.zip}
>>>transferAsset{kleinfelter_assets_examresults.zip}

Hmm…
Looking over the subject’s documents…
We are confident the higher-ups may take great interest, Klein Felter. Very great interest.

The psychiatric evaluation piques our interest the most. 
Not to say the other documents are not more than acceptable. 

>>>print {...Really? Figured that’d disqualify me, more than anything. I was damn sure you’d laugh me out ‘r something. Don’t even know why I gave this a shot in the first place.}
>>>print {B’sides, I’m a rotting old geezer. My bones’ll fossilize any minute now. Y’sure y’want ME of all people?}

No, no, It is precisely what we are looking for. 
The tendency to detach oneself, 
The drive to prove oneself to be superior, 
To claim what was ripped away from oneself for their own, 
A deep regret one holds that haunts them deeply. 
A repressed urge for destruction, 
Yet the self restraint to cultivate it into something greater…
Not to mention your SOUL. 
It will do just fine for our purposes.
And all of that is merely at a moment’s glance.
Hmm.

Perfect, perfect.
We will forward you towards our superiors. It is their decision to make. We only weed out the abject failures.
And if you’re… Lucky. They will soon be your superiors, as well. 
Your masters, once again.
We need not communicate further. If you are accepted, you will know. 

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thumbnail by: @gameing-gameing-gameing
song by: @gameing-gameing-gameing
writing by: @gameing-gameing-gameing
Art by: @gameing-gameing-gameing
IT WAS ALL MEEEE I MADE ALL OF THIS. YOU HEAR THAT @joker8330 ?? I DONT NEED YOU ANYMORE. (I’m lying I very much do infact need you 🥹🥹🥹)

Deltarune by R.V Pine,
The Other Puppet by lex3x 
blah blah blah you know the drill

(Go to sleeeep, go to sleeeppp… Goooo sleep liiittle baaabyyyy… Go to sleep, Go. To sleeeeppp…. Go go ga ga time, for youuuu…)

song inspired by this track:
https://soundcloud.com/nopedingus/mediator-deltarune-the-same-same-same-same-same-puppet/s-maczmgGiLkt?si=d545d2377df44fffae0077252613501c&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing


Interviewee →【Deltarune, The Same Same Same Same Same Other Puppet】

Dialogue NOW I'm OFF THE PLANE.

This is the “I must- I must say- this is essential!” replacement for my old fashion style AU, “Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Other Puppet”. Think about it! You are currently signed in as "Kredd O.L.D." Don't see your classes? Try Another Account. Choose An Account: "Krispy" "Swordsthey Of All Lands" "Kred Mist" "Krucy Jack" "Revv Ist" "Krazmon" "Yokonma~Jhong" "Fluff ¥en" "Io Bonitaire" "Yokét Siji" "Kede Lloyd"
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8th Grade Math
Class Code: 3l4o4i6
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[Share something with the class…]

Mx. Davidson
3:33 PM
“Bah! Rotten, Good-For-Nothin kid! You're gonna get what's coming to ya!”

Principal Kawa
3:34 PM
“Uhh Mx. Davidson, you DO realize I am YOUR boss right?”

Principal Kawa
3:34 PM
“You have to uhh. Do what I say.”

Mx. Davidson
3:35 PM
“WHAT!? Preposterous! I've earned the right to do whatever the hell I want!”

Principal Kawa
3:35 PM
“And when was this?”

Mx. Davidson
3:36 PM
"The war.”

Principal Kawa
3:36 PM
“What war?? What????”

Mx. Davidson
3:37 PM
"Alright, that's it, kid! I've had enough!!! Time for you to learn to respect your elders!”

Mx. Davidson
3:38 PM
"Behold! The HAMMER of RESPECT!”
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song by: ME
thumbnail by: ME
Lyrics by: VoiceForge and @saltysvideodump8242 (Youtube)
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @sharemy-main-546770460
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree, and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo (www.youtube.com/channel/UCuRSrMlty6BxDbQDZsboCNw)
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @therealmaz
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by @epik-bruh, @jalapino-colada, @plabet and @ziyproject
The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by @bluestofallshrooms
The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @sinholderangles, @sillierfish, @danissimovn, @cambutcooler

The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same sAme Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @senoktrashstupid

The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by me (I'm the all star! i can do anything!)!
Video Games by @zurtis0curtis

(pipeline) Stop. STOP THAT! Or I’ll… I’LL TURN YOU FLAT! When I hit you with my–! - [DR: T5SOP]

花になる - remaster

heh... watch your back everybody... because it's

WHEAT WATCHER @silksong-enthusiasts
EGG EXTRACTOR @[DEAD]
SUGAR STEALER @theres-two-of-them
MILK MASTER @chispthe5threal

and together... we are!!!

CAKE THIEVES!!!!!!!!

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - Kris, Spotted Jaywalking In the Streets of Brooklyn

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