DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET (Canon Timeline)

This is the "YOU'VE BEEN SPOTTED." replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The ?????? Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where                  !
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👑 < Spamton. Role your car door window up.
👮 < why
👑 < This is the bad part of the city. The worst of the worst criminals roam these parts.
👮‍♂️ < got it boss
Sputter
Click!
👮‍♂️ < what huh why did we stop
👑 < It appears our car was broken down.
👮‍♂️ < DEAR GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE PLEASE I'M STILL SO YOUNG PLEASE PLEASE
👑 < Stop screaming.
👑 < Get out of the car and fix the engine.
👮‍♂️ < okay
👮‍♂️ < ...
👮‍♂️ < !
👮‍♂️ < who is that-??
👑 < Dear lord.
👑 < They're here.
👮‍♂️ < ?????who's here WHO'S HERE
👑 < Meet me at City Hall.
👮‍♂️ < WHAT
Woosh!
👮‍♂️ < WHAT THE FUCK
❓ < Hehehe....
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @silksong-enthusiasts
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
????? by ?????
????? by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. I WAS LISTENING TO MACK'S BIG SHOT WHILE MAKING THIS FUCK YOU THE CAKES ARE SOLD SIGNED THLOT

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE ??????? PUPPET] - who is that-??

this is our first upload
chisp help makeit's a shame she died in a car accident

This is the "Name Spamton G. Spamton, Age 37, Located within Fort Worth, TX" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The ?????? Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris crosses the street illegally!
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👮‍♂️ < WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
❓ < Hehehe....
🌟 < i'm kris!
🌟 < the worst of the worst! the baddest of the bunch!
🌟 < a crook among criminals! a cook among chefs!
🌟 < and i'm about to do something REAL bad.
👮‍♂️ < STAY BACK... I'M WARNING YOU!!
🌟 < hehehe....
🌟 < it's time to do what I do best...
👮‍♂️ < WHAT ARE YOU DOING
👮‍♂️ < THERE'S NO CROSSWALK THERE
🌟 < hehehe....
🌟 < HAHAHAHAHAHA!
🌟 < ohhh! ohhh! watch out spamton!
👮‍♂️ < HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME
🌟 < i'm gonna do it!
🌟 < ooooooo!
👮‍♂️ < STOP
🌟 < (Step)
👮‍♂️ < THIS SICKOS GONNA KILL US ALL
👮‍♂️ < CALL IN THE REINFORCEMENTS NOW
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @theres-two-of-them with help from @chispthe5threal
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @chispthe5threal
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Pedophile Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Jaywalker Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. hi sorry thlott called in sick today so there's no special message ummmm hey here's a fun fact partsof the description swap from wiss' reupload of the song isn't that cool

love, spunch

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - Kris, Spotted Jaywalking In the Streets of Brooklyn

This is the "YO KRIS! I'M" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Jaywalker Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris get's hit by a car!
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🌟 < ooooooo! look at me! i'm in the middle of the road!
🌟 < and you're POWERLESS to stop me!
👮‍♂️ < heh... i might be...
👮‍♂️ < but HE isn't.
🌟 < huh
❓ < (Crash!)
🌟 < AHHHDAGNAMWWJFDHVNBB ASDAMFSSAF
👮‍♂️ < Thank you Lou Albano as Mario from the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
🍄 < Ya' welcome, kid.
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @chispthe5threal with help from @theres-two-of-them
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @chispthe5threal
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Pedophile Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Jaywalker Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. I RECOVERED FROM THE SICKNESS YOU CAN NEVER KILL ME SIGNED THLOT

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - HEY SPAMTON, I'M

This Is the "SieveN ProffesionaL KnoW-IT AlL" and "Spamty The Buster" Replacement(S) For Our Au: {DELTARUNE: 3.5Conciding Puppet.} Think about it! JAYWALKER NEO IS KRIP HENRIK THEORY
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*As You Walk Back to your Farm,

*You begin to get a sense of Paranoia concerning The Stranger You Met Earlier.

*...

*You should watch your back.
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MXUHU QHU JXUIU QHHEMI ULUD BUQTYDW JE
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art by https://soundcloud.com/therealskibidiohio1234

 Main Music by https://soundcloud.com/therealskibidiohio1234

Vocals by: https://soundcloud.com/west-deltanoon (When the spamton replacement comes out lol)

Other music by: https://soundcloud.com/nateplays2


Original Aus by: https://soundcloud.com/awesome-4-eagle and https://soundcloud.com/pigplusplusplus https://soundcloud.com/its-appel-on-purpose


Krilsi R Paktor. (Thats Me!)  [DR: 3.5CCP] {PV+IP=J6M}

This is the "[Peter O. "Spamton" File Jr.] [Conviction: Unlawful Sexual Activity with Certain Minors] [Response: Peter and his attorney could not be reached for comment.]" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Jaywalker Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris' soul is lost wandering the streets of Brooklyn.
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👮‍♂️ < huh... the body's gone...
👮‍♂️ < guess someone already disposed of it...
👮‍♂️ < well! that makes my job alot easier!
👮‍♂️ < that's alot less people i've gotta pay off...
🌟 < HEY FUCKER
👮‍♂️ < AHUAKHUDASGDHASGHDAF
👮‍♂️ < it's a g-g-g-!
👮‍♂️ < GHOST!!!!!!
👮‍♂️ < AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
👮‍♂️ < PLEASEPLEASPEL PLEAEE DON;T KILL ME I'M SORRY I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT PLESEPPLEASE
🌟 < calm down man i'm not gonna kill you
👮‍♂️ < oh okay
👮‍♂️ < well then i'm gonna leave now if that's ok
🌟 < NO
🌟 < YOU KILLED ME, SO YOU GOTTA PAY THE PRICE
👮‍♂️ < don't hurt me
🌟 < listen maybe we can work out a...
🌟 < deal...
🌟 < ya'see. without a body, there's really no point in jaywalking?
🌟 < i can't die so... where's the thrill?
🌟 < but! in the king's garden!
🌟 < there's rumors that he's scientists have been developing a very special fertilizer that can make anything grow!!!
🌟 < upon impact with that car by body kinda exploded
🌟 < but i managed to find this!!
🌟 < (You got the severed hand.)
👮‍♂️ < WHAT THE FUCK
🌟 < you should have the key to the king's special gardens, right?
🌟 < if we can find that fertilizer...
🌟 < i can get my body back!!
👮‍♂️ < what's in it for me though?
🌟 < if you don't do this i'll kill you
👮‍♂️ < okay
🌟 < yay!!!!!! cue fanfare!!!!!
🌟 < (Kris joined the party.)
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @theres-two-of-them
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @chispthe5threal but they aren't here right now
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Pedophile Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Jaywalker Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. DO YOU LIKE THE BLENDING ON KRIS' COLORS IM TOO SLEEPY TO WRITE AN AGGRESSIVE COMMENT RIGHT NOW SIGNED THLO

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - Kris J. Wallcer, age 15, of Homeatopolious, passed away on Thursday, July 7th, 2025 as the result of injuries sustained in an automobile accident.

jaywalking canonically changes your voice and makes you evil trust

This is the "Spamton, The Lover of All Breakfast" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Peacefully Strolling Through Town With Mom :) Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris loves their mom!
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* Hey mom!
* I love you!
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"dialogue" by @theres-two-of-them
song by @theres-two-of-them
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @theres-two-of-them
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Living A Beautiful Married Life Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Peacefully Strolling Through Town With Mom :) Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. AAAAAHHHHHHHHH SIGNED THLOT

(Pipejam 6?) [DELTARUNE: THE PEACEFULLY STROLLING THROUGH THE CITY WITH MOM :) PUPPET] Kris! The Lover of All Streets!

This is the "...1.../1,000,000 XP" replacement for our au deltarune the same same same same same other puppet think about it nobody has made an au in Wich double dipping swaps with pre-planning 
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Sky: {here I am I've come to the rescue you surely remember me I'm sky but you may call me "Salvador" because I'll be your SAVIOR and I'll be SAFE to assume I'll be quite helpful I assure you}

What the actually hell are you talking about (⁠●⁠_⁠_⁠●⁠)

🔎(What should I do if a lunatic | 𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚?)

I thought I was just too high to get what you where saying before but even at slightly 🌿buzzed 🌿 you are STILL speaking like that you are ....actually incomprehensible and stuff (⁠ ⁠~⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠~⁠ ⁠)


Sky:{are you rejecting my help it's quite a smack in my face...you are  also throwing 
Throwing eggs at my face I got eggs on it now expensive eggs quite a cost for the eggs...you made me sad but at WHAT COST?}


....if you truly wanna help I might got a lil job for you and stuff (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

The chief stole my ➡️book of mysteries ⬅️ dunno why he needs it but I want to get that back so I.... SIGH (⁠⇀⁠‸⁠↼⁠‶⁠) 

🔎( Storytime)
imma be real with you...I don't vibe with this world much I'm kinda...out of it  |⁠ ͡⁠ᵔ⁠ ⁠﹏⁠ ͡⁠ᵔ⁠ ⁠| 
I always existed has a "substitute" of what ones was... My predecessor I could never reach his level
If you could like...help me find people that are alike that would be great....since Despite your looks you ARE ODD and stuff.....you probably know where to find fellow ✨weirdos✨ (⁠ ⁠¤⁠ ⁠〰⁠ ⁠¤⁠ ⁠)

And with my book they surely care for...they will they all WILL (ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)Sky{ a treasure hunt for a book with the goal of  friendship? Nobel!! of course I'll help I'll be the captain hook that will HOOK YOU UP with some scallywags that you'll get along with where's the red X for our papery friend and what should be our first stop of the journey?}


🔎(Maps) 
You know the uuuummmm woods near the tower 
There an 🕸️old villa 🕸️there I know it's there my inner feline tell me it is!! Meow :3 

Sky { inner cat you? You might have an odd spirit animal but you are no PUSSY in the metaphorically sense let go get them TIGER}

hahaha good one... you know you are actually quite the fun guy y'know?

🔎(Batsingal)
I ligtnerd the path for you 🍀good luck🍀 and stuff ಠ⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಠ
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Music by.... uuuuummmmm FIGURE IT OUT OK???
Writing by @jma-06
Va by read about ⬆️
Art by lisreal

The Other Puppet by
the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by
@notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps -Imao, and @sharemy-main-546770460
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and <@967647561110401085>
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinforme-runderscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @its-appel-on-purpose
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by: @realshree
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by: @plabet
The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by: @twomoroa19x2 and @realmaz!!!
The same same same same same other puppet by @tech_all  @realmaz!!!
@fooguz and @jalapinacolada

[pipejam6] 🏜️🏜️🦖🌵🏜️ {preplanners Deltarune TSSSSSOP}

Importance, what a silly word. Just sit, relax, and enjoy.
This is the “Specter’s Saltmine” and the “Test of integrity” replacement for “Deltarune: The same same & samety other puppet”, which was made by the Cake Launderers.
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* (You’ve walked for what has seemed like hours.)
* (Everything’s closed down.)
* (Everything’s abandoned.)
* (Everything’s dead.)
* (Yet somehow, everything is bright and vivid.)
* (It makes you feel watched.)
* (Watched by something that isn’t there.)
* (Or at least, that’s what you want to believe.)

…

* (Suddenly, a thought flashes through your mind like lightning.)
* *COUGH*-… I forgot to tell them to pay…
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Art by: @wheezy1-1, who had to go into the backrooms to make the thumbnail 
Song by: @prt (on discord)
Dialogue by: @dynamo_ngl
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by… Someone? Anyone?? Anywho???
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore and The Same Same & Other puppet by @shiny-spongebob-doubloon-group
The Same Same Same Puppet by @its-appel-on-purpose and The Same Same & Samety Puppet by Jacob Mazington “Cheezy Jalapeno” Euphoriastein the Fourth


[PIPEJAM (6.00)] Hall of Perseverance - [Deltarune > The Same Same & Samety Other Puppet]

This is "Spamton, The Salesman Of All Wares" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Egyptian Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Jaywalker descends from royalty!
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* Greetings Spamton!
* We are going to travel across the desert on camel back!
* Do you want to join us?
   Yes   >No
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @chispthe5threa
thumbnail by @chispthe5threa
vocals by @chispthe5threa
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The The Medieval Puppet Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Egyptian Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. What is going on? Where am I? Please help!
- Sincerely, Robert A. Sponge.

(NOT Pipejam. DON'T JUDGE) [DELTARUNE: THE EGYPTIAN PUPPET] Kris, The Pharaoh Of All Tombs

This is the "Kreddy Minefield - "i will kreddy minekill you!""  replacement! This AU is DEAD serious, buddy.
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🍩 < HEY.
💣 < Omg Homer
🍩 < I'M GONNA EAT YOU.
💣 < Nuh-uh ur not
🍩 < I HAAAAAAAAAATE YOU.
💣 < Are you freakin' drunk?
🍩 < I. AAAAAM. NOT. DRUNK.
💣 < Ohh, you're anti-drunk thats why your eyes are blue and not red
🍩 < KILL YOURSELF.

Homir Cibeef - "DON'T MIND IF I DO!" - [Deltarune: The 10same Puppet] (DEAD serious.)

original:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJyYamEMe2s

_this is the "LOoK ITS BE; be E' ; A R0UgH,, its beEN \\ ROUGH WEEK" replacement for my cool and new AU, "Deltarune The samE SAme Same S4ME Puppet". there might be a continuation “spamty” takes the role krispa, but i dont thinks this ones it
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Scamterflanker : Sans s** a*** p******r made tsp did you know that

Krispa : SHUT ÚPAND\FIGHT ALREADY

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thumbnail by blueshroom 
song by blueshroom 
vocals by scout real tf2
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @pigplusplusplus
Shiatsu by @therealmaz
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @cambutcooler
Large Training Regime also by @cambutcooler but theres also one by @pigplusplusplus which could be canon idk

The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same sAme Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @senoktrashstupid

wHAt yoU_chUckLehEads_DoiN’ dowN__theRE_aYy i cAn seE mY BaSe [Blueshroom reupload] [TSSSSP: 🟧]

This is the "C4R STUCKED" replacement for my tario
I'm not thlot!
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🍩 :: YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE. LONGLINE. YOU ARE NOT SLOP. ENOUGH
🍩 :: YOU ARE TOO HIGH-QUALITY
🍩 :: PREPARE TO BE SLOPPIFIED

 "WHAT"- 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢 "TARIO" & MITCHELL
🔧 :: ???CEASE THIS TOMFOOLERY AT THIS INSTANT *(I have no corrections to add mitchell is writing me perfectly!!)*

[ESCAPE THE SLOP]
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tario by thlot
I'm rushing this so hard tario clamour jam ends like whenever thlot comes online probably

[tarioclamourjam] WAY MORE SLOP - [Deltarune: The 10*Same Other Puppet]

This is the CBF DETECTED, LOSER! CLICK BETWEEN FRAMES IS ILLEGITIMATE AND- replacement! 
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[🚩] you cheated you clanker! 
[🚩] i bet you used an algorithm!
[🚩] ⚠️⚠️⚠️
[🚩] i’ll kill you!
*laugh track*

* DODGE THE MINES!

Cibil ate the HSDonut!
Fear percentage went up 10%!

AAAAAAHHHH!!!

Jerome "Jerry" Seinfeld (:ˈsaɪnfɛld:; SYNE-feld)[1][2][3] is the title character and-

au by ████
music by @my-singing-monsters-fan-1023
art by @mistothe (i think)

dialogue lost :(

[TSSSOP] - 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 פ¡\⟋ Ξ 𝙐𝙋

This is the "[Sic Erat Scriptum]" replacement for the blue girl and the yellow one and the clowns guys AU . i can't think of a description bit for EVERY SONG. this job SUCKS!! i QUIT!!! BRING IN THE NEXT GUY. . me. i'm the next guy
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7. Node #187,007:
SO........ WE MEET AGAIN EDWAR..DDD
YOU FOUND MY EVIL LAIR...
THE DEEPEST, DARKEST, CORNER OF THE DARKEST, DLARKEST WIKI....

Location
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So your "Evil Lair" is simply a black void. I would have expected better from you, Doey.

8. Node #187,008:
SHUTUP !!! WHEN I SAID "DARKEST CORNER" I WASN;T FREAKING AROUNd
and by the way BLACK VOIDS AIN'T CHEAP NOWADAYS. HAVE SOME GOSH DARN RESPECT 

9. Node #187,009:
ANYWAY....
A HORRID FATE AWATES YOU, EDWARD ....
VERY VERY SOON. I WILL BE THERE
SLITHERING AROUND THE SHADOWS LIKE A SLITHERY SHADOWY SNAKE THAT SLITHERS AROUND SHADOES.......

10. Node #187,010:
edward i am going to be in your house in an hour
i'mgonna kill you and stuff
and i'll leak your ADDRESS! for th e whole JOEY SILKK ALT WIKI to see!!
muwhaahhahahH!H!H!H!!!!!!!!!!
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Art by @zurtis0curtis and @thlot
song by @spunch-bob-3
writing by @zurtis0curtis

[SOULS EATEN: 1760] [Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet]

heh... watch your back everybody... because it's

WHEAT WATCHER @silksong-enthusiasts
EGG EXTRACTOR @[DEAD]
SUGAR STEALER @theres-two-of-them
MILK MASTER @chispthe5threal

and together... we are!!!

CAKE THIEVES!!!!!!!!

(Pipejam 6?) [DELTARUNE: THE PEACEFULLY STROLLING THROUGH THE CITY WITH MOM :) PUPPET] Kris! The Lover of All Streets!

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