Missedyourchance03

Jon Dale sent me this video, and challenged me to make a song
So I clicked on this video, and it didn't take me to long
At first I was a bit afraid I might like it just a little too much
But it was either that or get to work and do some other more meaningful stuff
So I got shitty with the nitty gritty now I'm unemployed

Cow Testicles are swinging, like freedom's bells are ringing
The bovine pays the toll, the road takes on his soul
As the guys who were filming sat in the car they chortle and snark
While the testicles keep swinging from dusk to dawn and dawn to dark
That old cow keeps trotting along just having a ball...

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When your lover leaves you, a gleaming machine could be your libertine...

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Zero

Try to sell me a lemon, baby, but I can tell it's a sham-wow!

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I think it's finally time to turn that dog into glue...

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