(Lyrics)

I look like I’m half dead i look like I’m beetle juice 
Life ain’t got no happy endings think i need a new massseuce

U alrdy fat asl why tf u pour the deuce
I be hiding in my shell i break out like a koopa troop

Walkin round the mall hunnids on me like it’s blues clues
Treat me like the crash out kid They treat me like a loose screw 

I’ma bend the rules they asked i was doin voodoo
Who tf is u
They said xhris u is a kuku


Got ya bitch under my shoe jus like sum doggy doodoo
I been swaggin out way back when i sippin yoohoo

swaggin out the womb, been swaggin out since  06
I was social distancing way b4 covid


I was tweakin off the drank snap chatting my old bitch 
Get tf up out that rutt, cmon xhris focus 

Got the hokey pokey on me i ain’t gotta show it
Got a cold heart cuz the winters  b the coldest

Lil shawty petite n she treat me like the potus
Pokey on me extra sharp be careful how u approach it

I cud fit him a pot i think i cud poach em
Xhris2eazy come in w the left right , o shitt

And i pull the strings like i was a puppet master 
I think she a got a bbl i think she got her ass done

Gimme one year before i pull up in the aston
Leave em in the past, jimmy neutron gotta blast em

Saw me in the turning lane in speeding right past em 
Screaming SEB they thought that my name was Sebastian 

It’s a different day different week switch up my fashion  
Sometimes i make em mad i kno that i cud be a asshole

U can suck my balls, u can also sniff my asshole
Aint nobody want me around i had 2 work my ass off

Hats off, 
Surfin on a thot, I’m david hassle

She said she like rdl i bring her to my castle

I be working magic turn the mountain to a molehill
We was smoking gas n eating shrooms up in the hotel

U pretty white boy u be Shopping up at whole foods
Imma let u talk ya shit but it’s not the whole truth

U can borrow the swag But kno dat xhris2eazy own u
Downing bottles 1 by 1 I’m fucked up off the 
40 proof

Imma fuck like it’s a marathon this shit like horny juice 
U a buster got no swag i think u sippin corny juice

Shawty lame af i said u ain’t even worth talking to 
Go n brush ya teeth ya breath b stankin got a missing tooth

Turban on my head it’s 9/11 when in the booth
I’m the friendly giant u can kiss my ass n lick my boot 

And my nut sack too
Ask if speak French said omlette tu

Look my eyes turned to statue like Medusa do

(Keno) Beetlejuice Prod. Crvllly

Ima yung pretty bitch (prod kenocide)

Rock Out Gang

Hi-c x Diamondsonmydick x Zelly ocho - Marceline (evilgiane)

mama said im fuckin up but im gettin cash so what fuck family gone run it upppp

https://youtu.be/g-NE-wgy1CY?si=Gao00gEUg9DDoZqh

So what ? (xion orion n mvtthww) *vid in desc*

Footwork Jesus

Beach Sojourn

A little trial run of the set I was going to perform for the ravemail party. Fuck the police

Syntakt only

dj carhartt ravemail set

ibiza spliff is dj carhartts estranged son

Ibiza Spliff - Not How It Works

Twister - Diss Master Mix - Original Version

freaky motion

Sometimes i love my life sometimes i hate my life but it's my life and I wouldn't trade it for anything

MKorg d.31

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mix by me n xavier 
produced by xavier and cranes

Beach Sojourn

5000

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