Shittery

Jerking Off In The Parking Lot (Demo)

!-!-SpinestMorris11-!-!

!!!BOMB!!!

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!-!-Be-Quiet-And-Drive-everlong-2!!!!-(YOU-NEVA-KNEW-ME)-!-! (Intrumental)

original lyric sheet:

hey yo i have a big dick, big dick randy yo
in the crib redefining the meaning of black holes
black coles j cole wet dreaming uh
because bro had a dre e e  e e e e am
hey look at me im all the rage im dharmiting it
taylor swift taylor clit let me fuck it
uh kiki we be fucking old grandmas
the real grandmas oo lala 
tittyfuck this bitch this i go splooch
she built like a honey bun 
yunoing on my miles till i cum or something like that
tryna get a piece of that puss puss but im a wuss wuss wuss
so i cum 2 minutes in (you're a fucking loser bruh)
beat it with lotion tryna do the motion just right
im biking to her place with a bag of rubbers (and what bruh) and an erection
im tryna fuck but i found out she a man (wait what the fuck)
and that shits bigger than mine

The Real Grandmas

dr. hanky spanky boss battle

!!ooʜooW

Be My Girlfriend?

Jerking Off In The Parking Lot

60% Ear Rape is an experimental noise rock band originating from a diverse mix of locations, including Canada, Philadelphia, California, Kentucky, and North Carolina. The band was formed on June 9th, 2024, by Cayden Reid (aka Stormy) and Curtis Cook (aka Brassmonke), quickly rising to prominence within the noise rock scene.

Initially named "Stormy And Brassmonke", they later rebranded to "Stormy, Cade And Sean (And Maybe Tavo)" after Curtis Cook’s departure. Ultimately, they settled on the more provocative name "60% Ear Rape", a moniker that stuck for the remainder of their career.

Throughout their journey, the band released numerous albums and singles. However, their most infamous track is "Like A G6 (sigma)", which sold 0 copies in its first week—an unsurprising result, given Stormy's notorious laziness in producing physical copies of their music.

Their highest-rated album, "Insane Asylum", features hit singles like "Like A G6 (sigma)", "INTERLUDE", and "White Cream, Brown Cream". This album also marked the first time Sean Morris (TGAFsean), Cade Sper (sgtpepe), and Gustavo [REDACTED] (TavoTuesday) officially joined the band.

The band’s debut album, "Orgoshart (The Chronicles)", dropped on June 9th, 2024. Heavily influenced by the Descendents' song "Enjoy", the album reflected the band’s youthful, reckless energy (with Stormy being the primary instigator of their immaturity). Their debut single, "Orgoshart (The Beginning)", was released the same day.

After the release of the single "Feel Better?", 60% Ear Rape went on to release a string of albums and singles, most of which were regarded as subpar in quality. These later projects were produced without the participation of any founding members, with only Stormy remaining from the original lineup. New members like Raylen Waters and José Gamboa, among others, joined but chose to keep their identities largely anonymous.

In January 2025, the band released their reunion album, "!–!-FAT-IGOR-!-!", widely considered to be their magnum opus. This album featured the singles "!-!-Be-Quiet-And-Drive-everlong-2!!!!-(YOU-NEVA-KNEW-ME)-!-!", "!-!-Wonderwall-(Live-At-The-Retirement-Home)-!-!", and "!-!-Promethazine-!-!", though, as expected, it sold 0 copies in its first week—due to Stormy’s ongoing disinterest in physical distribution.

Their final release, the "I Finally Got Away From The FBI" EP, contained three tracks—"Truce (Rest In Peace Stormy)", "(I)(N)(T)(E)(R)(L)(U)(D)(E)", and "I'm Dead (Final Goodbye)"—which served as a conceptual continuation of their band’s narrative. The album tells the tragic story of Cade and Stormy falling from a building, resulting in their deaths.

The band's last full-length album, "fuck, my hard drive just died!!!", included singles like "Adoption Center", "Rehearsal/Rehearsal Part 2", and "Cummin' Tonight (Live)", continuing the story of their previous EP.

Their final single, "SpinestMorris11 (Reprise) & Mewing Till Cum", released after the album, was the last chapter of 60% Ear Rape’s chaotic journey, marking the end of the band’s tumultuous career.

Once a part of “tissues and lotion” as a lead guitar and backing singer for there first single and the only singer and guitarist on the track “balls?” But after they have disband and then came back together he now is attempting to release a lot of covers to make ends meet.

!!!BOMB!!!

60% Ear Rape

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