Done in FL Studio, although it sounds like from Composer 669. This is a retro remix for those missing the good old days of Czechoslovakia and Intel 80486. Also this might be finally somewhat genuine remix/cover of the Czech anthem since that one from 1999 by ADMC.cz. Why there are hordes of the Slovak anthem remixes and covers, but only 1 remix of the Czech one so far? Am I googling bad?

j-61m - Czechoslovak Anthem (90s Samples Metal Cover)

The 2nd take at remixing the Czechoslovak Anthem. This time it sounds like from late 90s, because it uses samples from this era. They are recycled from other modules and along the demoscene some were widely used back in the 90's (wowbass, metalcho etc.). If you feel the urge to write a comment about how do I dare to do anything with the precious national anthem and about messing with the Czech (or Czechoslovakian) flag, go ahead, I'd love to get at least some comments. By the way, screw your demand for a FLAC or MP3 version, download the music module, it's way smaller. You can rip the 128 kbps MP3 with F12 if you really don't like music modules, though.

WTF for a Land is This? (Czech Homeless and Slovak Lightning Anthem Remix)

My 3rd module, and I still like it. This was made because I love to waste time while I am ought to write an assignment. Luckily I used the screenshot of a pattern at least as an illustration, so the time was not wasted completely. It was in December 2013, so it's a complete half year old by the upload time.

j-61m - Tannenbaum (Oh Christmas Tree Remix)

Making of this was accelerated by Iveta Bartošová's self-murder. The parody lyrics served as a pageview booster to my blog, amplified by the fact it was written in my diacritic-less write system, with link to the documentation post of it. It's still here, along with the link to the module (superior to MP3): http://getmania.blogspot.cz/2014/04/dzambulka-is-dead.html

j-61m - Hej Pane (Hej, pane diskžokej Remix)

This song has the longest full name, but I call it just Garden. That long name extension is because in render, there was the snaredrum sometimes missing out, but it made a good job in breaking the beat to sound more interesting. While making, I thought I would try The Manual (a book by KLF) musical form, while ignoring the length. It grew to 7 and half minute long. Originally I planned to write some lyrics, but upon realization I don't know how to use voice modulators, I abandoned the effort. Anyway, I sing awfully. By the way, there's 1 SC-55 instrument and 1 C64 sample.

Note: This song is the most heavily compressed, only 5 db of dynamic range. Only Running Away from the Doom may have less, but that is due to intentionally distorted samples.

j-61m - (Into The) Electronic Garden (of Rendering Errors (which Don't Sound Bad at All))

Lyrics: http://getmania.blogspot.cz/2014/01/vanocni-koledy-trochu-jinak.html - Section 1. In Czech. Kto Czech? Ja nie jestem Polak a polski nie mówiem.

Anyway, listen how I managed with the help of Sytrus, ST-02:snare7 and microphone blowing to turn a happy Christmas carol into a daemonic depressive song.

j-61m - Smulu Nemoc Valku 3

I made this 3rd "song" ever after I figured out what it makes when I turn the gain up. I lowed the bit depth and samplerate to 8/11 4 teh lulz. Now this is the lossy compression of WAV, only 176 kbps. This music creating method has led to creation of (kinda private) Overclipped Sample Pack, which is the base for Running Away from the Doom and an upcoming 42-channel hardstyle song, Endsieghoffnongmarsch.

This thing got downloaded too much Soundcloud has disabled it. You can thank to those stupid people, now you have to search my Drive or learn the almighty resource-stealing features of F12 to get it, and that won't be the wonderful 8/11 mono. Next time don't download directly from Soundcloud.

j-61m - Techno Joy Ode

My 2nd ever track. Made after I fell down while building my tower in Minecraft up to freshly increased world height limit. Da waren die Zeiten, die Version 1.2.3, wenn Dschungel war einen ganzen neuen Biom. Netto time 9 hours, but I guess it spread at least over a week. It has a high dynamic range because I hate the commercial loudness (as witnessed in the waveform of Death Magnetic), of which I've made a little fun in Techno Joy Ode. I was just getting accustommated to Pianroll so some parts were again made with Riff Machine. I knew trackers way more than that then, yet thought I'd sound more like a pro when using a pirated commercial product. Now I know traxxorz rul tha sceen. No more CPU-eating VSTs and long rendertimes. And the cover image is from my as-soon-as-I-get-the-FL-back-working-upcoming sentimental album for die-hard fans I don't have in any meaning of that word. Glad it's now fall.

j-61m - Rythmic Horror

This is meant to resemble the old mid-00s triplet hardsomething (now called Jumpstyle) and not that KOWMKOWMKOWM shit I'm not able to make because the music software is way ahead of me. The song has been given some darkness, becuase I wanted to try something original after that Czechoslovak Anthem remix. This too sounds like a march band and is my longest module and also has 42 channels, the most I have ever used. All this with just 15 samples. Where's your Allah (or other(should I put a comma there?) non-existent god) now, VST- and instrumentfags? Still uses some DirectX plugins, that's why I let you download. Some samples are from FL Studio, yet +60db-ed, so this is the technological successor to Running Away from the Doom. Well, instead of sharing a module I could fit on a 3.5" floppy I'm uploading this 53MB FLAC about to be crushed into 128kbps MP3 (OpenMPT cannot into >56kbps for me ATM) just because Soundcloud is too lazy to implement a decent music module player. Concerning the image, I hope Soundcloud has a little sense of humor and won't ban me. It's a reference to the Nazi, European and China flag. Allah is the same god as God and Jhvh, so Islam shouldn't be seen more terrorist than Christianity. These Judaism branches annoy the hell out of Atheists like me.

j-61m - Endsieghoffnungsmarsch

This was a little break from Endsieghoffnungsmarsch, mainly because I wanted to reuse the overused dragon bass sample or what it is called and for the fact that 8 channels are much better manageable than 42. It's a simple panning exercise like Orchestral Pub Concerto (not sure if I had put it on Soundcloud) and isn't so "epic" but more relaxed and happier. I used only 9 samples and the module is 137 kB, therefore fits on a side of C64 floppy disk. There is no way for 8kbps MP3 to match such size, becuase the song has over 7 minutes. The cover pic is relevant because of global warming. You really wanna waste your bandwidth and time by downloading a 41MB FLAC? I don't guess so, therefore I'm not going to enable that button when no-one would click it for that reason. Use the Buy link to download the module, being "Buy" only because I don't have a Pro plan.

j-61m - Summertime Garden (夏庭)

I wanted to make a really disturbing track, in both structure and sound, compensating the lack of baselines and basslines in The Clipping Hell, which is my 2nd module from June 2012. The point was to make hardcore, but over the time of February 2014 to January 2015 changed to slow speedcore (240 BPM) and to finally make a song exactly 4:20 long (this one has 4:19.98 + MP3 delay). After investigation at Wikipedia, the genre turned out to be terrorcore, something inbetween. It still has more harmonic content that is typical to hardcore and it hasn't got any speech, yet it all the samples are digitally overdriven by +60db-ing them. 1.5x faster version (360 BPM) available too as a speedcore mix, having only 2:53. This 240 BPM version not available for download as a 30MB FLAC, because it's identical to the source IT file, which is 1.3 MB. No one would really want to download 23x more data, they can install a few MB music module player. Cover image from somewhere at blesk.cz, a Czech boulevard magazine people read in early 2000s, looking pretty similar to German Bild.

j-61m - Angst der eilenden Zwerge

1.5x sped up to classify as Speedcore, having 360 BPM. Some people might like this one better, mainly because it's shorter, only 2:53 as opposed to 4:20. This one is available for download, but the file still has 20 MB, which is quite heavy for a 1.3 MB source file. 8kbit MP3 of this could fit on the C64 floppy (170 kB), but sound like shit. The original module was only modified to run at speeds 2 & 4 instead of 3 & 6. You can do this in 5 seconds with the module file if you know where the speed changes are.

j-61m - Angst der eilenden Zwerge (Speedcore Mix)

This crappy remix of an 1865 american song was created because I could't find any on the Modarchive. There's a waaay better cover by Turmion Kätilöt called Verkko Heiluu and it's KalPa's anthem, yet it works more like Finnish version of Mr. Trololo. They both are about coming home. This song is my 1st non-"chiptune" 4-channel one and the channels are laid out in classic The Ultimate Soundtracker scheme, so don't listen with headphones. The image (not mine, too lazy to make my own) might be very satirical and offensive, but only until you realize nature (or Allah you Al-Quaeda terrorists) is the home or origin of all the people. Like JFK came marching into heaven. Da waren die Zeiten, als Leute nach Mond geflogen hatte. The source S3M is only 134 kB, so don't waste your time with that 30 MB FLAC or 5 MB streaming MP3. I bet you don't have that fast Internet connection, especially when your FUP ran out.

j-61m - When Johnny Comes Marching Home (Amiga Style Remix)

This (kinda shitty) remix is a study of chord progressions in an Ukrainian anthem and a conversion to music modules world. Also made to piss off both the Ukrainian nationalists and Russian then only separatists. Whoever caused that shit going on over there, my tax money will be used to pay for it. Ukraine has crappy road infrastucture, how do you expect it to hold together? Build motorways instead of making war. The kinda incompatible .xm file is only 155 kB, click Buy to download. For ease of spread 20MB FLAC download allowed. Also it is 4:20 long, so blaze it!

j-61m - Ukraine Still Not Died Out

So I was playing thru my likes and saw that some Soundclown has more plays than an artistically intelligent and worthwhile song. Therefore I tried to make some shitty thing this time and see if I get more feedback. I can't work with final masters so I had to create the 4 always repeating tones myself. For those I sampled a Game of War ad that was ubiquitous in many Android games. The image is an Arabian horse M$-Painted my me. You can see the horse wearing a hijab and on the rocket there's "Allahu akbar". The source module file is 3.5 MB, which is very inadequate for this length, nevertheless you can still download by clicking "Buy".

Isis Conquers Europe on a Dark Horse

I'll post Christmas remixes whenever I want. This one is actually as old as the O Tannenbaum one, but was released a year later because I felt too lazy to correct it to resemble the English version as this was made after what I remembered from the Czech one. The cover image is a realistic painting of (Ant)Arctic(a) done in MS Paint and should maybe replace the current flag which is too complex to download over the local Internet.

Jinglebells (Remix)

This was originally a chiptune in MilkyTracker on Android, but it underwent a massive hiphopization and metallization with lo-fi samples from FL Studio. The "chip" guitar sound is a mistery for me. This is my 1st 64k and it won't play in Winamp, because it's an OpenMPT's XM file.

j-61m - Alle Jahre Wieder (Remix) (No interpolation)

Interpolated version for those who like tape-like sound. Also sounds more like Hip-Hop.

j-61m - Alle Jahre Wieder (Remix) (Cubic interpolation)

Inspired by "Czech Jihad" by Samčo, brat dážďoviek. Made in OpenMPT as a excercise to get back into it after that year since "Giving Spirits to the Bad Blue Boat". Includes a partial remix of Russian/Soviet, Ukrainian and Czech national anthem.

Youtube Poop-like remix of notorious interview with the Czech president, Miloš Zeman, where he said some family-unfriendly and president-unworthy words, allegedly to provoke Czech liberals in the modern word sense, labeled as café (kavárna). He even got reelected, probably by those who have Alzheimers and don't remember the Opposition Contract in 1998. Even Trump doesn't use this stuff.

English translation of the title would be "Dox from Eels", from "Talks from Fields", "Hovory z Lán" in Czech.

Image courtesy of g.cz, found through Google.

Horory Zla (Normální hyperbola)

Not that good old 1993 Goa, but still sounds mystical. Still uses some form of Sonata Form as I'm too uninspired. Maybe more Sufi or Qabbalistic than Hindu (looking at you, Isra-Trance), I don't know, I just used Phyrigan. The name is just SFW-ed codename, again lack of inspiration. Attempting to fit subbass in would only make everything other too quiet.

After 1,5 years, I'm finally back with something. All presets have been tweaked at least a little bit as I ventured deeper into Harmor's knobs. This time the download is in Vorbis -q6 because it's as good as LAME -V1. Click Buy to download in case 100 downloads is reached.

My bad habit of writing comments in the track names:
This musical complexity is why Smetana > Dvorak. Stock samples refused to load, using gol's Sytrus cymbals just fine for my CPU. Ableton can do things to samples, but FL has Soundgoodizer and Harmor. OpenMPT is still the best for portability of the output file and low demands.

j-61m - Fu, King Of Axe (ॐnomnom)

I wanted to do this ever since ISIS came up with this song. To commemorate its defeat, I decided to do transcribe it now instead of my programming assignments. I guess ISIS is now WASWAS or if you like calling it ISIL more, then WASIL, cyka. Pic not realed, only a reference to one used with the "ISIS Conquers Europe on a Dark Horse" Soundclown-Speedcore-Shitpost hybrid.

There is a "mistake" of putting a 4/4 beat over a 3/4 song, so that the BPM of 130 became 195. However that makes the song swifter and provides for a 3:4 polyrhythm. Also the final chorus comens a too early.

The samples were taken from FL Autogun and ModArchive Waveworld, and the sequencing was done in OpenMPT. The drums have some arranger keyboard feel, especially those fills, a slight nod to Yugoslav war Turbofolk.

Saleel As-Sawarim Remix

Old track from 2014, some kind of Trance with chiptune sounds. Somehow thought it would work together.

j-61m - Chiptune-like Shit

Very old track from 2013. The song structure fell apart in this one, getting more experimental and just dissonant. Still has some nice-sounding sections. Genre-wise it sounds like Eurodance with some more repetitiveness and 80s.

Looking back at it, the orient-ness and the Harmoreorless bass is pretty similar to "Fu, King of Axe" (even the name), and the drums and Sakura piano are similar to eternally unfinished melanchony.flp, which has been posted at some point as a Dorian melody in QBasic.

j-61m - What the Fuck Did I Just Make

Sequel to 2013 Oriental Shit from around 2014. Has a 30 second lo-fi swing intro at the beginning. In the 2nd half the melodies are simply reversed.

j-61m - Oriental Shit ][: Night

Made from a MIDI just for fun some time in 2015. Includes drums from gm.dls. WinXP is the best 32-bit OS from M$ ever to come.

Laichzeit Windows XP Remix

j-61m - Dark Memories

j-61m - Evil Samples in Evil Song

Experiment with 3xOsc presets or something. Contains Kalinka played as a Csardás or something.

j-61m - 8 Minutes of Oscillation

Used to be my longest song. The robotic "j-61m" comes from my voice, but the consonants are missing because I couldn't determine the waveform segment to repeat. The GM.DLS Square Lead part has lyrics:
If you are killing still, / forget to remedy. / Doesn't mind, if you will, / you are still gonna die.
Actually Chorus of a poem "Bad Being". #7 here: getmania.blogspot.com/2014/01/basnicky-z-roku-2012-poetry-from-year.html . The verse was made according to an other but lost "metal" project with a very repetitive melody.

j-61m - Hi-Tom For the Win!

"Hardcore" branch from Techno Joy Ode continues. At the end I finally came up with a decent melody, but with no lyrics this time.

j-61m - Between the Genres

j-61m - In Eden of 4 Chords

Made over 1 night instead of going to sleep.

j-61m - Beskyde, Beskyde (Deep Night Cover)

1st track after Citric that wasn't included in Soredemo for some reason. Also last track to be ever uploaded to this profile, because I've ran out of time.

j-61m - The Riffmachine

Click Buy to download (not buy really) the original music modules or get them from Modarchive, they're small and you can study them.

Swifter and more modern lo-fi ＳＹＮＴＨＷＡＶＥ-like almost-music (I call it ＴＲＡＣＫＥＲＷＡＶＥ) not following current 10's and 20's trends with some offensive pictures. Sometimes Soundclowns. 99% MADE IN CZECHIA. Legends say every Czech is a musician.

I attempt to make music in pirated FL and OpenMPT. Probably more deep than today's pop music. I've made an album (not a mixtape) back in 2014 so music making rate has dropped. This might be either good or bad depending on your musical taste. The music is mostly ironic with some inside references.

The 128 kbps stream is less effective than original module form. But the songs are more easily spotted on popular websites in a lossy format than on something ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ like an FTP Server or a BBS.

The pics are not a part of the song and they are provided for illustrative purposes only unless stated otherwise. The songs themselves are made available under CC BY-NC when OC and conditional CC BY when remixes or jokes. Exception to NC are ads I don't see so I don't care. No SA but please no DRM. Send new de(rivative)s.

Removed due to time limit (available elsewhere):
- Running Away From the Doom -- BC
- Omamná psychotronní látka (Dazing Psychotronic Substance) -- BC+TMA
- Haru no Niwa (Spring Garden) -- BC+TMA
- All Ur Soul R Belong 2 Us -- BC+TMA
- Forgotten Happiness -- BC
- Above the Time Axis -- BC
- Kilobyte Chillout -- BC+TMA
- Oriental Safari Sampler -- BC+TMA
- Kočka leze dírou (RMX) -- BC
- Oriental Shit -- BC
- Vraný koně (RMX) -- Drive 

I'm out of space and my music isn't "profitable" enough to pay for Pro, and also I don't make as much music as I used to, therefore I send this profile to outer space and will find another race some time later.

All my (nick)names and aliases you might spot over the Internet:
- j-61m (read: Jay Getman), 637man
- John Getman (of/from Shittyville)
- Johannes Getmann (aus Scheißendorf)
- Juan Getemano (de Joderpueblo)
- Lord Getmanius, Getty, GTM, JGM, JGaS, JGE

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