Yo, straight out the dungeons of suburban streets,
I stay so deeply underground that no one’s heard of me
I murder the competition just through my emergence
someone call a goddamn ambulance, cause this is an emergency
A regular night for you you’re piteous with girls cause you’re hideous, inert, and just an idiot with words. Like is the ‘Iliad’ an idiom, a pronoun or a verb? Just shut the fuck up, you’re making me seriously berserk.
I’m lyrically absurd, I’ve got a myriad of work, these redacted think I’m a bad ass, miscreant alert. I’ve got trillions of girls in their skimpy little skirts on my sofa at 4 in the morning watching Phineas and Ferb.
So I’m out at Starbucks, and I’m feeling like a mocha cap 
Now this blonde girl’s feeling me, so she approaches and 
I turned her down, cause I already had my quota met 
she turns around all bummed out and that’s when I notice that 
the girl is wearing yoga pants, like, damn, she’s wearing yoga pants, 
changed my mind, cause, yoga pants, I fucking love me yoga pants 
took her home and instantly she showed her breasts and moaned for sex 
so I turned her over and then fucked her on the sofa bed
Look, When I say I have a lot of sex, I, well- I’m lying 
Cause when I fuck while standing up, my legs get tired 
My ex doesn’t call back, she doesn’t text me either 
cause when she asked me about her cunt I told her her best friend’s was tighter
I’m notorious for inappropriately launching boners 
I dated this heartless chick, I’m glad I got to know her 
She took so much from me now that’s all I get off to 
so I invite corpses over so I can be their organ donors
I creep the corpses out of the morgue and free them 
I keep the corpus in a bucket. list, I’m morgan freeman 
I fuck the corpulent ones first, and more than frequent 
My corporal narcolepsy tends to leave my mornings freakish
I used to watch a lot of porn so I lack dopamine 
So sexually I’m darker than usual, like black ovaltine 
I’m the kind of guy you’d never quite catch smoking weed, 
but jacking off to horny horses fucking fatass roped up teens
And I’m not joking, please, my sexual potency 
is directly proportional to how gross my kind of porn can be 
Spent my childhood on redtube dot com and set a precedent 
I would only be turned on by hot moms, so call me oedipus
You say bitch and slut so much, you start every line with em’ 
Bitch, it’s not my fault that so many things tend to rhyme with em’
Critics say my lyrics are too sexually prompted, listen 
I talk about whatever, why the fuck do you have a problem with ‘em? 
I don’t give a shit whatever you’re fucking calling it 
‘it’s joke rap, nerdcore, hipster shit, it’s fucking all of it’ 
You’re false with it. you try to vaguely generalize but you’re totally fucking wrong with it.’
Your mistakes makes you seem like you’re nervous and tense 
I’m cleverly on a beat like I’m worth double the best 
Inhale deep, like the words of my breath 
I never sleep, cause slee-

lol my first rap ever, ignore this

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[Hook]

I've been goin through some shit that's gettin real now
People dying all around me man I'm tellin you this shit is gettin real now
Lost my grandma didn't know it can you tell me how that feel now?
Got a message saying sorry for your loss I didn't know if it was real now
Praying that they got wrong number 
Tell me how the fuck I gotta deal now

[Verse 1]

I was goin thru the motions I was doin all my shit
Turnin 20 in the city I was too focused to quit
Got on FaceTime with my granny and she told she was proud
One week later she was gone and now she up above the clouds
Never got the chance to tell that I loved her for her legacy 
Everything she did and all she wanted was the best for me 
Tell me why the good times always comin with the bad 
Never thought I'd see the tears ever comin from my dad
I been on a mission ever since 
Get it while I can
Everyday I gotta reminisce 
Thinkin bout the past 
I been killin all these beats
I've been shittin on these rappers
I've been prayin that I never gotta settle livin average 
Gotta buy my mom a crib 
Gotta buy my dad a whip
Gotta buy my bro the world
Gotta get it while I live
I don't take no shit for granted cuz I seen it come and go
imma take over the planet yea you fuckers better know


[Hook]

I've been goin through some shit that's gettin real now
People dying all around me man I'm tellin you this shit is gettin real now
Lost my grandma didn't know it can you tell me how that feel now?
Got a message saying sorry for your loss I didn't know if it was real now
Praying that they got wrong number 
Tell me how the fuck I gotta deal now

[Verse 2]

I been battlin these thoughts that been runnin through my mind 
Tryna make my parents proud takin one step at a time 
But nobody understands all the shit that I've been goin thru
Workin on the music while I'm studying in dental school
thinkin bout just dropping out and doin what I love
But I can't imagine leavin my whole family in the mud
But they never raised a coward imma finish what I started
Imma juggle all this shit and keep on workin at my hardest
I been goin where my heart is yea I know that I'm the smartest
Never think about the parties I been doin what my part is
I been battlin the best
Imma let god do the rest 
I'm not gettin any rest
Workin till I got up next
Yea I know this shit ain't what it seems but I know I'm blessed
Every time that life is hard man I know that shit a test
They been tryna cut the weak only made it for the best
I just pray before I sleep and now I get what I request

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im whisperin cuz my wife is sleepin
im pissed again cuz fortnite be tweakin
this patch came out, yup this pump decievin 
i instagram my life every weekend
this time i took a little bit of a break man 
fuck this game, ninja make it look cake man
impulse shotty thats the sound of a great man


what you gon say im jealous? yup
epic gave his name why not me
come on everybody come on fellas
everybody knowin that im bringin in the heat
bring it in the game and i bring in the street
and im burnin in my name in this stupid industry

man thats all i got
call me tactical cuz thats all i pop
a foldout prop is what im leavin you like
im leavin to pipe your dream girl
with no reason in sight 
even if i leave in a fight
mid build you get pussy leap and just die

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