Florida Man

the original version has two more verses and runs over seven minutes, this edit seems easier to sell. 


Sacrifices (Radio Edit)

[verse]
They said be anything you wanna be, but we didn’t mean like that
Win enough races, get a gold skin for your rat
Steal up all the trees and sell you plastic in a pot
We got a premium subscription if you need to breathe a lot

[verse]
Copy knowledge like a xerox on a punk rock zine collage
Don’t mind the noise and artifacts of the media barrage,
For eyes and ears that see and hear we got some food that’s good to eat
The other 95 just dance and get lost in the beat

[verse]
Driven by desire and compelled by the imperative
Golden coins cover eyes distracted by the narrative
Free to be yourself within the limited parameter
You can’t chase the rabbit through polyphonic funk septameter
[bridge]
It’s too late, you’re lost, you’re blind
(Keep Sleeping)
[hook]
Dow Jones is for the children
Dow Jones is for the children
Dow Jones is for the children
Dow Jones is for the children

[verse]
The battleground today is for attention and opinion
Apathetic complicity in genocidal intention
Food supply is ruined with plastic and emissions
Put a rabbit on the package and swap  sugar for nutrition (Shit is for kids!)

[verse]
Them belly full but they still hungry, the carrot’s poison to the bun,
Ego full but mind is empty, think they’re the Chosen Ones
Feed me, Seymour, gimme this hero some new place to show their deeds
Elmer Fudd is in the ambush in the pornos and the weeds

[verse]
Kids R Us, we can’t grow up, they just keep giving us more toys
Reminding us we’re different pitting girls against the boys
Because summer camp’s a nightmare when the campers grab their torches
And the oligarchs start sweating when we gather on their porches

[bridge]
The gold chains aren’t fastened or tied
(Don’t open your eyes)

[hook]
Dow Jones is for the children
Dow Jones is for the children
Dow Jones is for the children
Dow Jones is for the children

[verse]
A copy of a copy of a copy of a story
Worship stolen valor with some manufactured glory
Bottom-feeding eagle should have been a wild turkey
Civilization took a wrong turn back there at albuquerque

[verse]
These old dogs are ravenous with new tricks on the daily
And the new dogs with the old tricks are lookin kinda scaly
Too much conflicting information wear your jaw out tryin to chew it
You’d kill to serve the truth, too bad you never knew it.

[verse]
Your skills are all useless, environment is ruthless, 
The map is so far off in this territory it’s ludicrous,
A postmodern prison; real’s got nothing much to do with this 
We organize the shadows on the cave walls into viewer lists.

[bridge]
My favorite one is the bunny
(Release the hounds)

[hook]
Dow Jones is for the children
Dow Jones is for the children
Dow Jones is for the children
Dow Jones is for the children


[break]
[bridge]
My favorite one is the bunny
(Release the hounds)

[hook]
Dow Jones is for the children
Dow Jones is for the children
Dow Jones is for the children
Dow Jones is for the children

[verse]
Where do we go now what is the path through treachery
How do we save the little ones from the Epsteins and their lechery
Can we hope to save ourselves from this corporate exploitation,
Or will they kill our brain and take our mind and go there for vacation.

[verse]
Know the enemy inside of me to keep it weak and small
Keep my eyes and ears on full alert to listen for the call
Of suffering for innocence and dignity ignored
Divide and conquer tactics and torture cuz they’re bored

[verse]
Let the anger pass right through me without cluttering my spirit
Speak the truth of love sincerely for everyone to hear it
Embrace the me inside of you divine and you inside of me 
And I can throw the chains and blinders off and finally be free

[bridge]
It’s for the children
It’s for the Children
Dow Jones is for the children
The children
Dow Jones is for the children

[hook]
Dow Jones is for the children
Dow Jones is for the children
Dow Jones is for the children
Dow Jones is for the children

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