For the 7th outing of the boastful brothers, a striking 7 tracks were selected from beautiful bundles of creative juices. The sailors have landed once more in the realms of Port Wallyport. Porridge straws and milkbread loafs await their unexpected arrival. Tracks such as "Red Skies At Morning (Sailors Take Warning)" and "The Limitations of Wilbur Warlock" take listeners on a fundamental journey across the 7 seas while tracks such as "Mr. Polliwalker Thumb" and "Wally Bread Inc." bring us back to historical happenings aboard the S. S. Pleasant Steinberg-Minow. To those of you who may know, an interception occurred between the S. S. Pleasant Steinberg-Minow and the Wallyproducts International Sailing Ship. Many lives were lost in the tragedy after 10,000 tons of Wally Bread imploded on impact. For 4 years after the incident, Wally Bread imposed strict regulations on Wallyworkers, and changed its name to "Wl=allcloak Thermopollen" because of intense backlash. This EP is dedicated to the lives lost during this event. Additionally, this EP is the first release with Wishbone Lip Records after parting ways with Bad Space Mitten Records.

"Sailors Sworn to Secrecy Vol. II" is one of the most critically acclaimed releases by 7 Apples, 4 Brothers to this day. The EP received a Granberryschwartz award for Best Record of the Year, 10,000 Platinum Looies, 14 Gallbladder Chronicle Awards for Best Creamy Surprise Pop Release of 2022 and People Heimer Schmitt Best Album Cover of the Year Award. "Sailors Sworn to Secrecy Vol. II" has been sold 406,597,203 copies in stores. The big red store! On broadway! Owned by Mr. Blueberry!

S. S. Pleasant Steinberg-Minow

"Mr. Chestnut and Vinegaroons" is Slinky Man Fun! Machine's Debut Album. After the release of "Sailors Sworn to Secrecy Vol. II", 7 Apples, 4 Brothers took a well deserved break which led to Slinky getting very ramboguljish, so he decided to create his very first solo album before returning to work with the 4 brothers again. This album is a syrupy sundae's worth of 80's pop along with flip-flop pop. The grand Parimrock has come out from underneath his rock to join Slinky on a radical quest via supper track, "34". This album is paying homage to Mr. Chestnut, the mayor of Sasquatch Bottom-Pittsville, as a prime donator Crenshaw's legacy. Mr. Chestnut loved his vinegaroons which can be heard in the dedication track, "The Vinegaroon Song".
"Mr. Chestnut and Vinegaroons" received the Purple Politican Speaker Award for Best Album of 2036, the Concrete Belly Slapper: Best Album Production of the Year Award, the Johnny's Big Magazine: Album Cover of the Year Award and 800 platinum Loouies. This album was supposed to receive 1,000 platinum Loouies, but Slinky was complimented with a silver plaque along with 800 platinum Loouies due to the platinum shortage after "Sailors Sworn to Secrecy Vol. II" was released.

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Good Butch

"You Left Your Soul Down at the Bridge (Slow Version)"
By: 7 Apples, 4 Brothers

You Left Your Soul Down at the Bridge (Slow Version)

The greatest wizard of all:
Greta Whiskey Pompadouréall,
Whiskers on the cat standing tall
Whispers through the racket stall.
Gumbalore Mickey dash,
Goussade passion patch
To the thank-you watch.
Golden risky cache.
	⁃	James Easter Garden Triumph Pledge

The owners of James Easter Garden announce this beautiful age-old whiskey barrel triumph pledge at the start of each musician show. On September 23, 2022, the four brothers convened at the extravagant and perennial garden party to perform wonders of song and dance for those many national ballroom feet. 

Thus, the album has been entitled “The Puberty Sessions - Unplugged” to celebrate the coming of age of this fruitful brother band. Selected from the most blossoming bosoms of any kind of philanthropic being, many of the songs featured on this live acoustic EP are from The Teeth of Wonderland. These stripped-down versions bring to light the earthy band-blasting tones from Slinky Man Fun! Machine’s handsome Breathing godLight Guitar, one of our favorite brands to date! We love his gooey smiles plastered over the band.

From the 7 Apples, 4 Brothers Blog: “Thank you to His Majesty The Duke Royal of Thalenberg James Eastershire the III for his gracefulness and plejesty over the lands we live in, and for his warm welcome to the Gardens for our first EP live acoustic recording. For now, things have been at a strange moment for us as a band. Anomalies…shifts in the dark have shown us a new path, a dark one. The brothers here are at stake - our fates, once known to the universe, are now shadowed by the eyes of an unknown figure who calls himself Isthmus. Keep us in your prayers. We love you, our fans, and we are looking pleasant for what will come next!”

Single Ladies (The Puberty Sessions - Live Unplugged)

The Limitations of Wilbur Warlock (The Puberty Sessions - Live Unplugged)

Cloetta (The Puberty Sessions - Live Unplugged)

You Left Your Soul Down at the Bridge (The Puberty Sessions - Live Unplugged)

Polywester North (The Puberty Sessions - Live Unplugged)

"Proud Morgan's Big Hump"
Album: Sailors Sworn to Secrecy (B-Sides)
Release Date: March 17, 2022

Proud Morgan's Big Hump

"My Vintage Contessa (Prince Charmonizing Lobotomy Mix)"
Album: My Vintage Contessa (Single)
Release Date: 7/27/2023
Label: Bad Space Mitten Records

Some words on behalf of Prince Charmonizing:
"This was such a pleasurBLE ndn desirable journey with the apple brothers. I can't believe I got to perform a lobotomy check up on such time glazing piece. I wanted to detach the feeling of somberness from the relationship to Contessa in this song and give her more energy to excel for decades. One of my favorite moments was getting to meet the four brothers at an undisclosed location. I shared my vision for the song remix and got an ear shattering approval from them. We talked further about their upcoming plans for their long awaited 10th LP, but I'm unable to disclose what I learned here. I can't even begin to put into words what I got to see and hear at that studio. Best wishes and good hump tulips."

My Vintage Contessa (Prince Charmonizing Lobotomy Remix)

7 Apples, 4 Brothers is a four piece band that is made up of four brothers: Kaspersky (first brother), Slinky Man Fun! Machine (second brother), Longhorn Sashababa (third brother) and last but not least, the most highly regarded of them all, Timpani Man (fourth brother). The group formed in 2015 after working on multiple projects together. The brothers released their first single titled, "Paul's Hawaiian Dream" on approximately November 27th, 2016. The band went on a 3 year hiatus before coming back together to put out one of their most highly regarded EPs, "Sailors Sworn to Secrecy". Once again, the band went on another hiatus for two years before first brother and second brother released their first full LP on June 1st, 2021 titled, "The Lost Brother". Since then, the brothers continue to release EPs and LPs that receive critical acclaim.

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