This song brings back so many memories. Like flashback 2015.

I can’t decide between the two. This is the ERB that I think both won. In my opinion

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Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill

I AM DELIRIOUS
been a goat been a turtle been an orange on a shelf
I keep a positive fuck when I survive by myself
Alive but need help too many balloons took me to the moon
Til they all popped and let me fall to my doom
These sonic guns make a very loud boom
Im told you should run when I walk into the room 
Because someones gonna die for no reason at all
But for the mere fun of watching you blood hit the wall
Ha im just a little bit nuts that’s what comes with these days
Trying to make something with nothing while playing these games
Surprise ma fucker like im caught killing your name 
Its so funny it hurts but Im not feeling the pain 
Im feeling the same plant killing zombies killin my brain
The laugh yes its funny just a little insane but you will not forget 
The skill when im killin this game no but for real im killin this lame 
check the name

H2o Im delirious 
crazy insane Im delirious 
ive lost my brain Im delirious 
im not gon change Im delirious 
this is not your game Im delirious
crazy insane Im delirious 
ive lost my brain Im delirious 
im not gon change Im delirious 

Water Crazy baby make you thirsty for laughs 
Get a hold of your self Vanoss were just gonna crash(haha)
watch me work no watch me jerk in a mask
Flirt with a monkey, banana bus, then get wild with a kat
Flow like the gas im pouring on strike a match
I can skate with a steak or smack a bus with  a gate
Send that shit flying like a mile away hey what can I say
Shut up louie just stick to the plan damn 
Wait for miniladd to get out then escape in the cab 
Get away from the bomb that’s about to blow up van 
Remember the office we got into the office and than
I took out the shotty and blasted the The champ 
Hiding out in the bathroom waiting for a chance 
To bust out and surprise you by making you dance
Wait did that really happen fuck it lets just make a new match  
Cause it aint working less we making them laugh hey
 
H2o  Im delirious 
crazy insane  Im delirious 
ive lost my brain  Im delirious 
im not gon change Im delirious 
this is not your game Im delirious 
crazy insane Im delirious 
ive lost my brain Im delirious 
im not gon change Im delirious 

I AM DELIRIOUS By The Spaceman Chaos

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
JACK THE RIPPER!
VS!
HANNIBAL LECTER!
BEGIN!

Jack the Ripper:
Oi mate, pass the liquor, it's Jack the Ripper
Jack the Rapper, following you way before the dawn of Twitter
I'm a human trigger warning, through the night until the morning
When the light shines upon my crimes, you find it sick, appalling
An infamous, notorious delinquent
There's little more gorier thing than living in Victorian England
This is horrorcore, beware if you're a common whore
Or at late night you may find me knocking on your door
Not keen to leave until I'm knee deep in blood and gore
Your grieving family on their knees, weeping, scrubbing floors
The police need a lead to know what they're looking for
My raps are like the way I eat my meat, bloody raw

Hannibal Lecter:
Jack, you're a classic, a megalomaniac
You haven't mentioned me once in your entire battle rap
Pity your verse wasn't worth a trip in the jacket
Quit jacking off on the track and put the lotion in the basket
And catch what the iller serial killer can deliver
Rhymes finer than the chianti I would pair with your liver
But the thought of your putrid flesh makes me want to shiver
Cause your British body's covered in more piss than kitty litter
You stabbed women when they wouldn't give you attention
Like a Penny Dreadful version of OJ Simpson
But these days your nickname is all that's even known
And you didn't even come up with that shit on your own

Jack the Ripper:
I'm real, you'll find me making vacancies in brothels
While you only exist inside the pages of a novel
You were kept for ages in a hovel
Contained within a cage behind a locked door while I never got caught
So who's the superior serial killer, Dr. Lecter?
I'm still wanted, you're forgotten, people these days are watching Dexter
So God protect you from the hell I spit upon us
I'm terrorizing London, fuck the 7/7 bombers

Hannibal Lecter:
No, no, Jack, you were doing fine
Before your ham-fisted attempt at a terrorist line
How typical of Jack the Ripper to chase a headline
Pick Ray Liotta's brain and ask him how I get mine
I'm the bon vivant of violence, a licensed psychiatrist
Who dines in higher society to the sound of violins
Don't get me wrong, I'd roast both your balls on my Hibachi
But for a serial killer you're as tasteless as a bowl of Kashi
You prey on a prostitute and play with her body
I don't mind that you're naughty, Jack, I hate that you're sloppy
Barney, take me back to solitary confinement
Cause this dirty little lamb has just been silenced

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEEE- AHHH! -PIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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