MY OWN SON GOT LOCKED UP IN PRISON AND I DIDN'T SAVE HIS LIFE!

yo im the host whith the cloves assholes made a mess and the war got cold

shook hands with both ronalds, regan and McDonalds no doubt

I HAVE NO PRIDE FOR YOU TO QHI RUINED MY REVELUTION TO STOP THE BOSUACE

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
JACK THE RIPPER!
VS!
HANNIBAL LECTER!
BEGIN!

Jack the Ripper:
Oi mate, pass the liquor, it's Jack the Ripper
Jack the Rapper, following you way before the dawn of Twitter
I'm a human trigger warning, through the night until the morning
When the light shines upon my crimes, you find it sick, appalling
An infamous, notorious delinquent
There's little more gorier thing than living in Victorian England
This is horrorcore, beware if you're a common whore
Or at late night you may find me knocking on your door
Not keen to leave until I'm knee deep in blood and gore
Your grieving family on their knees, weeping, scrubbing floors
The police need a lead to know what they're looking for
My raps are like the way I eat my meat, bloody raw

Hannibal Lecter:
Jack, you're a classic, a megalomaniac
You haven't mentioned me once in your entire battle rap
Pity your verse wasn't worth a trip in the jacket
Quit jacking off on the track and put the lotion in the basket
And catch what the iller serial killer can deliver
Rhymes finer than the chianti I would pair with your liver
But the thought of your putrid flesh makes me want to shiver
Cause your British body's covered in more piss than kitty litter
You stabbed women when they wouldn't give you attention
Like a Penny Dreadful version of OJ Simpson
But these days your nickname is all that's even known
And you didn't even come up with that shit on your own

Jack the Ripper:
I'm real, you'll find me making vacancies in brothels
While you only exist inside the pages of a novel
You were kept for ages in a hovel
Contained within a cage behind a locked door while I never got caught
So who's the superior serial killer, Dr. Lecter?
I'm still wanted, you're forgotten, people these days are watching Dexter
So God protect you from the hell I spit upon us
I'm terrorizing London, fuck the 7/7 bombers

Hannibal Lecter:
No, no, Jack, you were doing fine
Before your ham-fisted attempt at a terrorist line
How typical of Jack the Ripper to chase a headline
Pick Ray Liotta's brain and ask him how I get mine
I'm the bon vivant of violence, a licensed psychiatrist
Who dines in higher society to the sound of violins
Don't get me wrong, I'd roast both your balls on my Hibachi
But for a serial killer you're as tasteless as a bowl of Kashi
You prey on a prostitute and play with her body
I don't mind that you're naughty, Jack, I hate that you're sloppy
Barney, take me back to solitary confinement
Cause this dirty little lamb has just been silenced

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEEE- AHHH! -PIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Jack The Ripper Vs Hannibal Lecter. Epic Rap Battles Of History Season 4 Audio

PUFF PUFF PASS... MORE GAS... LESS PAPER (MORE PAPER)

PUFF PUFF PASS [THE REMIX] - CANDE INFINITY FT QUAN KEION

[Chorus: J. Cole, Tee Grizzley, J. Cole & Tee Grizzley]
Now, who hot? Who not? (Who?)
Tell me, who flopped? Who sell out the tours? (Me)
Who rap with trap niggas that wet up your doors?
Who go harder than them and never let off before? (Me)
Who got your whore pokin' her head out the door?
Gettin' paid every week like he did all his chores (Me)
Life's a bitch, I'm rich 'til I divorce (Yeah)
If the shit go left, I'm pullin' bread out the floor (GG)

[Verse 2: Tee Grizzley]
Okay, chain nastier than cow manure, bust down my shooter, saw more wires than a bomb defuser
Take a jet to the jungle, was healin' my soul, I done seen my niggas froze, filled up with embalmin' fluid
I still did numbers in this game (I did)
Only thing changed is the tail numbers on the plane (Jet)
Retired drug dealer, bust chain, watch plain
I don't do drugs, but, baby, I don't judge, do your thing (That's all you)
I'm a king, you won't see me drop no tears (Uh-uh)
Back-to-back white coupes, bitch, it's lookin' like veneers (White)
Came in this game thinkin' niggas was my peers
Shit damn near broke my heart, I ain't know they was that weird (Lame-ass niggas)
Niggas give you they word, they be breakin' that so easily (Damn)
Can't do that in streets 'cause eventually, you seein' me (What's up?)
That's why I be in the crib, gamin' on DND
'Cause you can't play with me and I not let you see the beast in me (Fuck)
Cole say in Fayetteville they go, "Ayy, ayy, ayy" (What up?)
Fact he fuck me with me like that, it make up for them rainy days (No cap)
Can't be on the court, NBA coach'll take my game away (Which one?)
Catch you on that freeway, we reenacting Training Day (Brrt)
You hear me? Who ain't rockin' with me?
Tell 'em to start from zero, then make it out of the D (Go do that)
Remember bein' young, seein' pops rockin' up kis (Bricks)
Saw bodies on streets, now I'm tryna put bodies in seats (Let's go on tour)
You hear me? Hold up, who ain't rockin' with me? (Who?)
Tell 'em to play with they life, fumble they college degree (Go do that)
Tell 'em to face all that time and still be solid as me (Go do that)
Do years in prison and drop a hit the day I release (Go do that, nigga)
You hear me? Ayy, unc', I got ahead of them niggas
I should've listened, I turned back and tried to rescue them niggas (Should've listened)
Sick you started hatin' 'cause I got ahead of you, nigga (Bitch)
I ain't trippin', that shit ain't gon' stop this cheddar, my nigga, you hear me? (G7)

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