Verse 1:
Jack be nimble, The Five be broke
Pudding pops melting in my hands, I'm soaked!
Y'all be looking like Locklin Monroe
When I find you, Dead Man on Campus, no joke

Cause this track bout to put y'all to skleep
I put some bread on it while ya beatin your meat
Hey, I been there too, Lola Bunny, Space Jam?
That shit got me like, Y-y Yosemite Sam

I don't wanna act like I be flauntin
But this song collectible, Magical Johnson
Call yourselves The Five without weighing all the options
Next time that you lay it down you might proceed with caution

Total bruh moment when you goin after Andy 
Put you fellas on the map and treated you like candy
But now I gotta come in here and give my boy a handy
To put The Five under the sea and take your nuts like Sandy

Chorus:
Ima put this news right on your
Ass cheeks clenched when I'm on the floor
Boards waxed like the Grey King's mud flaps'
Jack, officially this beat slaps

Verse 2: 
This is about to get fizznit fizznucked
Backin up my ass like a dump truck
Gotta drop a load on The Flagrant Five
But the worst stuff is G14 Classified

How could you do this to Andy Kneis, sir?
Just take a look at his perfect keister
De Niro impressions for days, downtime? he saves, poncho's on for when it rains

I mean yeah, your beat was sick
Steve Sachs went off and so did Chargrix
But now you weenies roastin on that roll-ie toaster
Got The Flagrant Five lookin like charred dicks

(Dix)ie cups with DP 10 and Andy brought the buns
We're all gonna eat like the Phoenix Suns
Cause JC had to get in there quick 
To turn The Flagrant Five into The Flagrant Six

Chorus

Chorus 2:
Be nice to Andy or I'ma have to come for ya, bish
And I'll tell you right now that when I take the shot, I don't miss
Squiiiiish
Jason Kapono

PUDDING POPS

(This is getting harder to do
I mean, I have so many other things I should be doing right now)

Now they're listenin' to me on their show
Isn't that sweet, I guess so
Say I can't sing, brother, I know
I need a new microphone

Writing a song on my own
Gotta switch into "night mode"
Wish I could sleep, but that's a no
Gonna need my espresso

I can't relate when talking bball
I still give bucks because I like y'all
But I got this one song goin' 'round in my head
When they talk this way, I know songs ain't dead

Just need more time to do it for ya
Gotta work at night to brew it for ya
Soft mixes just won't do it for ya

I know I Mountain Dew'd it for ya
That midnight coffee, brewed it for ya
One song, and I brand-newed it for ya

And now they're, listenin' to me on their show
Isn't that sweet, I guess so
Say I can't sing, brother, I know
Wish I had Autotune, yo

Writing a song on my own
Gotta switch into "night mode"
Wish I could sleep, but that's a no
Gonna need my espresso

(What am I doing?)
Gonna need my espresso

I'm working late cause I have a day job
No, I don't get paid to submit my songs
And I wish I could make a buck so often
But I know I can't cause it's in Kev's wallet

Just need more time to do it for ya
My family suffers through it for ya
The clout's enough to do it for ya

I know I Mountain Dew'd it for ya
That midnight coffee, brewed it for ya
One song, and I brand-newed it for ya

(I need to get my money up)

And now they're listenin' to me on their show
Isn't that sweet, I guess so
Say I can't sing, brother, I know
Really need a studio

Writing a song on my own
Gotta switch into "night mode"
Wish I could sleep, but that's a no
Gonna need my espresso

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