Outta Body

Looking up at Mars the other night, almost directly overhead, I got sad/angry that it's part of the personal brand of a seig heiling manbaby. & I remembered this tune I started way back on lockdown, and thought maybe I can't release it now cos Mars is tainted by him. But no fuck that guy, fuck all of them, they don't get to have Mars, they don't get to have space, they don't get to have Sci Fi. I mean they don't even understand sci fi on the most basic level. Fuck that guy, fuck those guys

Mars Hates Nazis

Kick That Sound

DL https://hypeddit.com/countdonkula/nailshairhipsheelsdonksetc x

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Count Donkula Vs Todrick Hall - Nails Hair Hips Heels Donks Etc - Free Download

Count Donkula vs Overmono - So Now U Kno

So a little while ago an IMPOSTER used my name on an edit... I’d like to say they were trying to capitalise on my immense success but honestly they have a way bigger platform than me and actually they just didn’t bother searching before using the name :D 

I got a brief spike in plays and followers out of it but now I’ve had a few tags on insta etc where ppl have used the other tune in a mix or something and as someone who really likes things to be correctly labeled it’s starting to bother me.

 So I’m putting the _real_ Count Donkula edit out there in the hope it makes it clearer that the other one’s not me. 

Get it at Bandcamp https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/track/so-now-u-kno x

Accept no substitutes!

So Now U Kno

Flamman And Abraxas - Good To Go (Count Donkula Edit)

MALFUNCTIONING EDITS VOLUME 3 OUT TODAY! 

https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/album/malfunctioning-edits-volume-3

Ciara - Level Up (Count Donkula's Level 165 Edit)

Malfunctioning Edits #4 out this Friday 7th April! Preorder now:

https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/album/malfunctioning-edits-volume-4

Clipz - Shorty (Count Donkula Norty Edit)

AJ Tracey & Aitch - Rain (Count Donkula Cats n Donx Bootleg) [FREE DOWNLOAD]

https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/track/gots-2-donk-4-me

Gots 2 Donk 4 Me

Out now! 2 track EP OUTTA BODY https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/album/outta-body

Wake Up

https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/album/outta-body

Outside Myself

GAY PANIC EP
https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/album/gay-panic
😘😘😘😘😘

Sperm Donker

https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/album/malfunctioning-edits-volume-5

Gold Dust

https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/album/memory-cell

descent

just a fun little balkan bootleg x

free 320: https://hypeddit.com/txq9k9
all formats: https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/track/sota-count-donkula-sotangent

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Shantel - Sota (Count Donkula SoTangent) [FREE DOWNLOAD]

"Dub" is a stretch here tbh, I just muted one of the vocal channels due to auto copyright detection, full vocal version in the EP! (plus this one as a bonus track if you prefer!)

Brain Bashers - Back To The Old Skool (Count Donkula Jam Hot Dub)

Our World

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You're On Mars [FREE DOWNLOAD]

Robotik [FREE DOWNLOAD]

RemixEverything is back for our 7th annual Eurovision remix album! 

This year we're raising money for the Good Law Project who are busy fighting against the anti-trans fuckery taking hold of the UK atm x

https://remixeverything.bandcamp.com/album/united-by-remix-the-eurovision-2025-song-contest

Justyna Steczkowska - GAJA (Count Donkula Remix) (Eurovision 2025 - Poland)

Sammy Virji & Skepta - Cops & Robbers (Count Donkula Donks & Rollers Bootleg)

Free 320: https://hypeddit.com/dpeau5
All formats: https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/track/donks-rollers

Cops & Robbers (Count Donkula Donks & Rollers Bootleg) [FREE DOWNLOAD]

My set from the Mac n Cheese takeover at Gay Paris, Beat Herder 2025 :)

Count Donkula - Just Came 4 The Donx 0.2
Count Donkula - Doin' it https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/track/doin-it
Count Donkula - Gots 2 Donk 4 Me https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/track/gots-2-donk-4-me
Count Donkula - Control https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/track/control
Count Donkula - Still KTB 2.2
Sammy Virji & Skepta - Cops & Robbers (Count Donkula Donks & Rollers Bootleg) https://countdonkula.neocities.org/donksnrollers/
Brain Bashers - Back to the Old Skool (Count Donkula Jam Hot Edit) https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/album/old-skull
Count Donkula vs Hazey - Donx n Potions https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/album/malfunctioning-edits-volume-4
Jay Fay - Dibby (Count Donkula Edit)
Venkman - Don't Sweat the Technique (Count Donkula edit) https://countdonkula.neocities.org/dontsweat/
Naz & Mad Max - What's Your Name (Count Donkula ReWerk) https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/album/malfunctioning-edits-volume-4
Kandy Poppaz - R U Sure U Don't Want To Call Me Al https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/album/r-u-respectable
Kandy Poppaz - Honey Badger Badger Mushroom (Fungus) 
Count Donkula - Core Ya Donk https://hypeddit.com/8vuu0h
Calvin Harris & Ellie Goulding - Miracle (Count Donkula Nitecore) https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/album/malfunctioning-edits-volume-4
Count Donkula - Wake Up https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/album/outta-body
Count Donkula - Children of the Night https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/album/malfunctioning-edits-volume-5
Camp Collective - Hurt Me No More (Count Donkula edit)
Count Donkula - Gold Dust https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/album/malfunctioning-edits-volume-5

Count Donkula @ Gay Paris, Beat Herder 2025, 20th July 2025

Kick That Sound out Friday 5 September x https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/album/kick-that-sound

That Sound

Out this Friday 5th Sept on https://remixeverything.bandcamp.com/ x

Buy (Out Fri 5 Sept)

Leeroy Jenkins

https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/album/kick-that-sound x

Kick It

Absolutely loved this Fixate refix when I heard it on the Sherelle boiler room set, but for me & my lowbrow tastes the jungle drop doesn't match the energy of the build up... here's the way I wanted it to go down.

Bandcamp

RIPGroove / Fixate Refix / Count Donkula ReDonk

Stupid edit of an already stupid hard house classic

AllNighters - Black Is Black - Tony de Leon remix - Count Donkula edit FREE DOWNLOAD

DJ Boozywoozy - Jumpinaround (Count Donkula Edit)FREE DL

320: https://hypeddit.com/8vuu0h

Free WAV download at bandcamp on the Count Donkula vs Flextime: Spread 2 Thin EP https://beatrootrecords.bandcamp.com/album/spread-2-thin

FREE DOWNLOAD

Count Donkula Vs Flextime - Core Ya Donk

VENKMAN - Don't Sweat The Technique (Count Donkula Edit) Free Download

Re-donk of Dinamarca's baile funk reimagining of Resurrection from the incredible Himnos EP https://soundcloud.com/staycore117/sets/dinamarca-himnos

Out now on Bandcamp https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/album/malfunctioning-edits-volume-2

Count Donkula Vs Dinamarca - Resurrection

Malfunctioning Edits Volume 2 on Bandcamp now https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/album/malfunctioning-edits-volume-2

Ocean Wisdom & Dizzee Rascal - Revvin (Count Donkula UK Donkey Refix)

stoopid little pitched up edit of this https://soundcloud.com/team-peach/luniz-i-got-5-on-it-team-peach-remix x

Luniz - I Got 5 On It (TEAM PEACH Remix But Count Donkula Got Donks On It) [FREE DOWNLOAD]

Dialled up the rave and ever so slightly dialled down the maddening repetition

Endor - Pump It Up (Count Donkula Edit) [FREE DOWNLOAD]

SLEEPIN IS CHEATIN - Stand By You (Count Donkula Edit)

Die Alpenzusjes - Like A Prayer (Count Donkula Edit) FREE DOWNLOAD :)

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all lovingly brought to you by a flabby vampire who thinks they are a goth girl in the 90s, count donkula's productions bring together donks, hardcore, hard house, rave, electro, gabber kicks & amen breaks, with dj sets finding their way to chiptune, sea shanties, black metal, field recordings and pretty much anything else 
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also one of @macncheeseuk with @makimak_music


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