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Kyrans Toy Review (Full Theme)

Kyrans Toy Review (Official Theme Song)

Lyrics:
Everybody knows bout watermelon
It’s my favourite fruit
Yeah cause its the best fruit
It’s watermelon
I loooooooooooooooooove watermelon
Me too my friend me too
Bitch

Watermelon yeah
Watermelon yeah
It’s a Watermelon yeah
Watermelon yeah
It’s a Watermelon yeah
Watermelon yeah
Watermelon yeah
It’s a Watermelon yeah

Watermelon yeah
It’s a Watermelon yeah
Yeah I live it up like that
I be kicken muskrats (and I)
Eat domestic cats (what???!!!)
Domestic cats
You think I’m demented
But your retarded

ちつちつちつちつ　（いんけいかああ？？？）
Break the law
Watermelon makes me violent (yah)
すいか
That means watermelon in japanese
Eatin watermelon like a block of cheese
I got a cheap hooker he was taiwanese
Watermelon brings me to my knees
いんけい makes me wheeze

Watermelon yeah
Watermelon yeah
It’s a Watermelon yeah
Watermelon yeah
It’s a Watermelon yeah
Watermelon yeah
Watermelon yeah
It’s a Watermelon yeah

Watermelon in butt
In my butt yeah
Watermelon like my suc
Like my suc yeah
Watermelon in butt
In my butt yeah
In my butt yeah
Yeah

Watermelon Rap

Lyrics:
Yeah
His names Christmas Rat
He don’t play no games
Well he a god at Uno though 
But like
Yall better brace yourselves
This aint a joke no more
He’s comin
And he’s comin hard

It’s the middle of January
But for Christmas Rat it’s Febuary
Rollin down the street
And all he gots to eat
Is a giant block of cheese
You know how it be
Do I really gotta tell yall
That he’s got it all
Like a waterfall
A frickin waterfall
Down in Bridal Falls
Yeah he’s got it all
But he wants more

He’s the Christmas Rat
And he comin up
He’s the Christmas Rat
And he counteract
He’s the Christmas Rat
Ain’t no runner up
He’s the Christmas Rat
Whats comin next?
He’s the Christmas Rat
Only takes the best
He’s the Christmas Rat
Ain’t takin none of that
He’s the Christmas Rat
Yeah
He’s the Christmas Rat
Yeah

Christmas Rat
He’ll hit you with a bat
Don’t talk to him like that
He’ll poop on you with Chad

Christmas Rat
With an army of cats
He can beat your dad
He can make him dead
(YEAH)

Christmas Rat
He’ll steal your Bath Matt
He to lazy to go to the store
So he stealin your horse
Christmas Rat
Don’t play games like that
He like a European Wildcat
He beat you like an acrobat

Christmas Rat 
He ain’t no dog or horse or tabby cat
Don’t mess with him he’ll go straight into combat 
He’s eatin all that cheese 
He’s covered in that grease
He can eat all the cheese till there's nothing left to eat
 
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