Pikachu (rough mix)

I wake up in the mornig and load my save file up
brewing up some coffee and i put it in my cup

login up on the twitch
load up obs
stream my session live
it puts me to the test

i got ten viewers 
and its feeling really nice
i dont have many friends
in my real life

thats okay 
cause we're all here to play
and im working on this game
like every single day

speed running is the name of the game
its insane
when i first played 
it took me 20 days

now i see runners
beating levels in like a minute
got me all freakin
that boss took me a weekend

secret starts in the castle
its kind of a hassle
and to top it off 
and my ass hurts

from sitting in this chair all day
maybe i need a new chair 
that would help my game


im running a donation drive
if you wanna help the stream
i need a better chair
and this one looks pretty mean

its got cushies on the 
to protect my butt
plus its got the speakers
in the back and the front

jsut so you all know 
donation aren't required
im sorry if i look tired
i need this chair is acquired

i just got two bucks from a guy named Skittles
Thank you very much
brb i gotta piddle 

oh man
lost half my viewers in that minute i was gone
and those who are left
have been there all along
and im pretty sure one is my phone
and the other is the laptop
maybe i'd have more viewers
with a green screen backdrop

man, the twitch hustle is real
but this game gives me the feels

it feels pretty good 
playing this game for an audience
and its even better yet
because im not wearing pants

its almost worth the time it takes
for my channel to propagate
when i tink about 
getting my webcam to cooperate

but it all comes down to the love of the game
we all share a passion
its not about the fame
it doesnt offend me if you 
cant pronounce my name


its about having lots of fun
and not being a bum
and avoiding the sun
and making friends online
because at the end of the day
you're what makes the stars shine 


File Select (Mario 64 Beat)

i got a 401k. i dont know what that means.

Pasture

you're a big ol cat
you got a lot of fur (okay)
and all of that stuff
is all over the floor (i said)

and the chair and the ottoman
bedroom bathroom and the den
brushed you so much yesterday
we gotta do it all again

lil buddy, how you do this to my house
you got the cutest face 
and you caught that mouse

but thats not enough
to explain this furry mess
every spring time i cant handle it
it put me to the test

shedding season
more like the fur apocalypse
i'll vacuum up my cat directly
that seems to make some sense 


The Fur Apocalypse

Every night
when i look outside
and i see the stars
my eyes grow wide
i wanna take 
a rocket ship ride
leave the earth
and get up high

the moon's made of cheese
and the sky is a pie
and thats a recipe
that my momma likes

and a glass of milky way
makes it all taste right
thats how we know
that this a good night


Robot Master

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