MC RhymeZin$ki feat. Thad Newman MC/Vanilla Presley

Tecateeee

BUSSY IS FINE.
BUSSY IS CHAMPS.
GO TELL EFFY AND ALLIE KATCH CONGRATULATIONS.

KOLACHE IS BIG FAN.

<3

BUSSY IS FINE

Miley Cyrus French Montana Remix Mixtape Beefy ass beat, Swirled up by Versace Kolache and Wonka Flacka Flame....Just a few DIY tips on how to freak a man out and get your groove back, and why Jail isn't that bad if you think about it....

BURN YOUR BRA- Ver$ace Kolache ft. Wonka Flocka Flame aka Maggie Maye

Just a little ditty bout gittin' kicked in da bitty from your favorite comedy rap nerds!! ft. Thad Newman MC. Shout outz to Sadik Beatz for the free beats, check out his youtube channel, all downloads are free, czech out Thad Newman MC on Soundcloud, protect your muffs ya'll. Booking info @ Kramzinski@gmail.com

Kicked In The Pu$$y- Ver$ace Kolache feat Thad Newman, MC aka Ryan Cownie

A belated mothers day gift for the mommies ;) DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE JENNY?!?!    Beat by Clark    Prod. by Versace Kolache

TOP BALL HOGGER: ANOTHER YMH TRIBBY

This shit's about havin' a bitch face ya'll. Own it.

Bitch Face

Ver$ace Kolache/Thad Newman MC aka Ryan Cownie present a basement track to ease you into our oven.  Comedy Rap has never been so fuckin' sexy, come get some flaky shit. All Beats produced by Young Mozart and are not licensed to us cuz we roll poor af, welcome to our mixtape. Free to share, enjoy. Booking requests pls contact Kramzinski@gmail.com Full-length album coming 2019/ www.versacekolache.com coming soon!

An Introduction to Polish Pastries- feat. Ryan Cownie aka Thad Newman MC

MC Thad Newman Featuring Rhymzin$ki (Versace Kolache).
Greatest Hits Garage Sesh.

Weird Stoolz by Thad Newman MC, feat. Ver$ace Kolache aka Rhymezinski.

ShirtCock Blues- MC Lunchboxx & Ver$ace Kolache

Fun new track to blow out that ass.

Beat/Production/Lyrics by MC Cone
Production/Lyrics by MC Lunchboxx
Lyrics by Ver$ace Kolache

Go add on Soundcloud: (MC Lunchboxx) https://soundcloud.com/mclunchboxx and (MC CONE) https://soundcloud.com/mc_cone

"Paint a Portrait"- MC Lunchboxx feat. Ver$ace Kolache & MC Cone

mix of Kevin VonErich drops from the "We Watch Wrestling Podcast".
(link------->   https://podbay.fm/podcast/690982755 )Go listen to their show and donate to their patreon.

"I know my dad loved me..."- We Watch Wrestling Podcast Drop Mix

Just a sick ass track about dads whoopin' eachother. Sampled from "My Dad Can Whip Your Dad" by Chris Von Erich c/o JECO records circa 1984 Vinyl 7". Beat made by DJ Z @ https://soundcloud.com/iamdjz  featuring Versace Kolache (@Kramzinski - twitter) MC Lunchboxx @ https://soundcloud.com/mclunchboxx (@mclunchboxx - twitter) "Buffalo Bill" Von Erich Impression by Matt McCarthy @mccarthyredhead of the We Watch Wrestling Podcast @WeWatchWPodcast

My Dad Can Whoop Your Dad-  MC Lunchboxx & Versace Kolache [prod. DJZ]

Part deuce out now: https://soundcloud.com/versacekolache/mark-dont-be-stingy-ymh-trib-part-deuce

Try it out?
Written/Recorded/Mixed/Mastered by Versace Kolache
Beat by https://www.letthatboycook.com/ 
RIP Fedsmoker. May he rest in proto.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DeiOnVPugk <----New Youtube link here <3

Burt is Fat and It's a Problem (A Tribute to YMH)

A tribute to trash. 

Czech out everyone you heard on this masterpiece below:

MC Lunchboxx- soundcloud.com/mclunchboxx 
https://twitter.com/mclunchboxx

MC Cone- https://soundcloud.com/mc_cone  https://twitter.com/watchthecone

Wädé- https://www.instagram.com/wadeoftheworld/

Ver$ace Kolache-  https://twitter.com/Kramzinski

Beat by Clarkmakehits @ https://www.clarkmakehits.com/

THE TIGER KING (feat. Mc Lunchboxx, Wädé, Ver$ace Kolache, & MC Cone / Beat by Clarkmakehits)

Shitty quality rap str8 outta Cummy Butt Studios in the ATX.
Mixtape beats remix. 
Artist: Versace Kolache 
@Kramzinski @versacekolache on twitter


RIP Hobby Lobby we shop at Michaels now.

HOLO [Hobby Lobby Rap]

My baby cousin says "Poops!"- in perfect tempo, so I made a little beat for her. <3 Enjoi.

Lucys Poop Loops Feat. MC BB Dipes aka Lil' Big Sis

Beat by Savage: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzW9IT5ylJ87DLcorSpM2Eg

Verse by Versace Kolache

*(this song is a comedy rap track, none of the accusations within the track are meant to be taken seriously.)

(I think that...) TED CRUZ IS THE ZODIAC KILLER by  VERSACE KOLACHE

See our video HERE!!!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZHUimkhRFA

This cypher tag teams Google Home, Bixby, Cortana and MORE. Who will win or lose? You'll have to watch to find out. 

No billionaire tech geniuses harmed in the making of this track**

Written by:
Versace Kolache aka Kat Ramzinski - https://twitter.com/kramzinski

**CREDITS**

Alexa: Erika Ishii https://twitter.com/erikaishii
Siri: Clare Lourdes https://twitter.com/imclarelourdes
Cortana: Aabria Lipscomb https://twitter.com/quiddie
Bixby: Danielle Radford https://twitter.com/danielleradford
Google Home: MC Goldiloxx IG: @TashInAwe
Roomba/DOT: Charley Feldman -https://twitter.com/charley_feldman
And Kat Ramzinski aka Versace Kolache as THE SINGULARITY!!!

Directed and Edited by Beth Triffon and Kerry Henderson 
@bethtriffon
@stageleftcreative

Animation by:
Craig Pickerill- http://craigpickerill.com

Choreography by:
Chloe West- @Chloewestx 

[Produced by Clark Make Hits] Twitter:  @therebelsbeatz 
Special Record Production by: Daniel Anderson- @GlowbugDaniel

Twitter: http://twitter.com/chickbaitreal 
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/chickbaitreal
Instagram: http://instagram.com/chickbaitreal

SIRI Vs ALEXA Vs GOOGLE HOME - Rap Battle Part 2!

Verses/mixing by VK
Beat by Dope Boi

This is a song about cool guys with gamer headsets and chicks who smoke. Four stroke gang lyfe. All of this is done in the memory of Conald "American Hero" Peterson. May he rest in proto.

www.yourmomshousepodcast.com/ thank you for making this all possible and opening my eyes to feathering.

MARK DONT BE STINGY: YMH TRIB PART DEUCE

A tribute to the mommies at YMH and Cool Girls club everywhere.
If you haven't heard the podcast Your Mom's House- czech it out here:  yourmomshousepodcast.com

Thank you Purple-Haired girl for this awesome collab! 
Follow her on IG at: thedesperate0ne2 
Only Fans: https://onlyfans.com/thedesperate0ne

Lyrics and Vocals by VersaceKolache
Twitter: @VersaceKolache
Youtube Channel: 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgurH_lbnYFRcuZDA8PrI8Q

Beat by Clarkmakehits (https://airbit.com/profile/clarkmakehits)

COOL GIRLS CLUB feat. Purple-Haired Girl aka thedesperate0ne

Just another Tribute to the mommies from ya bish. Visit them here at: https://ymhstudios.com/


Beat by Clark: 
http://clarkmakehits.com/

Lyrics/Verses by Versace Kolache

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgurH_lbnYFRcuZDA8PrI8Q

Bandcamp/Twitter/Insta: @versacekolache

Buy stuff at: https://versacekolache.square.site/

Lyrics:
[chorus:]
I’m his Chips in a Bowl
He  my cats eatin’ kibble
“I like it when women wear lace bras 
so you can see their nipples…

It’s simple- there’s no bigger Thrill 
than KILLIN the enemy, 
OH you best believe I’m comin up in May, 
And i’ll never leave

Yer not hard on the eyes, and I like your personality
I’m here to win the king challenge- I’m your jeans above eighteen 

Yer not hard on the eyes, and I like your personality
I’m here to win the king challenge- I’m your jeans above eighteen

Got my pussy talkin to ya now
Like Jo-el Osteen
And Thru My inspiration cube-I do  
My beef and chicken Creamz!

Whats with the jeans?  YOU GUYS SHOULD BURN CLEAN!
My girl can’t fuckin breath
Pullin out my balls and yellin cocksucker cuz i’m showin off for joey d

That’s when He handed me a gallon of suh  GHB
A hundy milli philly now we all sweatin  “Profusciously”
Hotboxin falcon car warsh- for our boy Conald P=
We Higher than a poo pile- SMOKIN’ FEDERALLY









That’s just the way I breath  with my high tight jeans
I WANNA FEATHER IT FOREVER, Someone get the gasoline-
GOTTA GIT HER GOIN BUD-  we finna get ta pullin’ teeth
Take a sippy sip of bennydrip- look at that totality!

Take a dippy dip in the pool chlorine to get us fuckin’ clean
Shout out to Dirty Berty Chrysler- dat boi  doggy fuckin’ machine!
Shout out to Doctor Drew more like Doctor Dick-her-down anally
Blowin out susans  back from over-prescribing vitamin D

[chorus:]
I’m his Chips in a Bowl
He  my cats eatin’ kibble
“I like it when women wear lace bras 
so you can see their nipples…

It’s simple- there’s no bigger Thrill 
than KILLIN the enemy, 
OH you best believe I’m comin up in May, 
And i’ll never leave

Yer not hard on the eyes, and I like your personality
I’m here to win the king challenge- I’m your jeans above eighteen 

Yer not hard on the eyes, and I like your personality
I’m here to win the king challenge- I’m your jeans above eighteen


I want a king that looks at me Like Todd when he peepin’ Christine…
Make you  GET AWFFFF like RPC, with cincinnati fart potency
Make you confused like you just found yourself a whole white baby
Like  at the  orlando airport- lemme set the scene

I’m in the bathroom-baggage claim B Cool guy outside kinda loitering
Callin me the queen of the latrine Said I got sloppy purple  g’s
Askin “Do you prefer sweetener or  splenda with your tea?”
My dick gets hard when I look at you - whatcha pussy do when you look at me?

Dumb Broad  “Everything you see- behind me- I built everything
Please  erase him from your memory OMG Seriously  
At least the fuckin’ denver airport had some satanic shit to see
it is what it is consider me crissy d

I’m on the tikky tok- perusin’ cock- got chanel purses that I want-
I had to stop and see the king that made my fuckin’ cervix drop
I’m valor stealin’ cuz i’m feelin’ NRE is flowin’ free
“Hello my Queen” he say to me- How old are you? Above Eighteen!



[chorus:]
I’m his Chips in a Bowl
He  my cats eatin’ kibble
“I like it when women wear lace bras 
so you can see their nipples…

It’s simple- there’s no bigger Thrill 
than KILLIN the enemy, 
OH you best believe I’m comin up in May, 
And i’ll never leave

Yer not hard on the eyes, and I like your personality
I’m here to win the king challenge- I’m your jeans above eighteen 

Yer not hard on the eyes, and I like your personality
I’m here to win the king challenge- I’m your jeans above eighteen

JEANS ABOVE 18 (YMH Tribute to the King)

New YMH Nadav Tribute in honor of our dook detective himself. Beat by Clark. Shout outs to Bristol Stool Chart champs Todd and Krista. Go check out the YMH (Your Mom's House) podcast. Enjoi.

BROWNLOCK (a YMH Tribute)  by Versace Kolache: Beat by Clark

I will absolutely sell out if you ask me. 
I will make you raps for money too. 
Versacekolacheraps@gmail.com

***No I don't want to see your feet and you can't see mine.

Comedian/Hip Hop MC/Writer from Texas. Polish AF. HAPPY DYNGUS DAY DIPSHITS. Reigning Fantastic Fest Nerd Rap Champion 2016-Present. Voice of Sherri on the show "Red Vs. Blue".  Galumpki pronounced with an Umpki ya feel me you know what i'm sayin? Please feel free to  contact if you want to book me in your gang.

Czech out some of the tunes I've written in the links below, and don't forget to add the talented comedy artists I collab with like:
soundcloud.com/mclunchboxx
soundcloud.com/mc_cone
https://soundcloud.com/thadnewman-mc
https://soundcloud.com/vanillapresley
https://soundcloud.com/ben-buck-beatbox
https://soundcloud.com/thefriendships

Also please go to Youtube and follow the Chickbait channel for our AI Parody Rap Battle Siri's, (20 million views and counting on that bad bitsch)...

Don't forget to check out Belle and Boujee on the Nerdist Channel on Youtube, so you can smell the stank I threw on that $hit lyrically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4ja043en40
 

**ALL mixtape raps are FREE to DL here on Soundcloud, beat info/producer links in song bios, please go to their youtube/soundcloud and support their channels.  Not for purchase/sale/distribution.

Ver$ace Kolache

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