[Verse 1]
Down in the holler on a Saturday night
I met a little woman with jeans so tight
Pretty blonde hair and baby blue eyes
Her jeans cutoff so you can see some thigh

[Verse 2]
With her cowboy boots and a hell of a smile
We got to dancin' then we talked awhile
She asked what I liked about her physique
Then I pointed at the floor to her little ol' feet

[Chorus]
Dancin' and sweatin' and havin' a ball
Lord have mercy take your loafers off
I just can't wait, I need to take a peek
And make those piggies go "Wee! Wee! Wee!"

[Verse 3]
I bet they're swampy like the air in July
And the odor might just bring a tear to your eye
I'll do anything just to tickle your toes
Now give me a whiff and stick 'em up my nose

[Verse 4]
Please, Cinderella, take off your slippers
I'm a blood hound dog with a hell of a sniffer
If you leave your socks and shoes in here
I'm guaranteed to keep 'em as a souvenir

[Chorus]
Dancin' and sweatin' and havin' a ball
Lord have mercy take your loafers off
I just can't wait, I need to take a peek
And make those piggies go "Wee! Wee! Wee!"

[Verse 5]
This little piggy went to the market
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy had a bunch of roast beef
And this little piggy's gonna get sucked on

[Chorus]
Dancin' and sweatin' and havin' a ball
Lord have mercy take your loafers off
I just can't wait, I need to take a peek
And make those piggies go "Wee! Wee! Wee! Wee! Wee!"

Little Piggies

Allan Isles