A depressed sock, my Uncle Diane, and a horrible lyric. Odd Audio.

The Top Three Deaths Caught On Audio (Ep. 101)

What's your humor? Vomiting on Gary Cooper. Damn you, Windex!

It's Filled With Victims. I Killed

Why do we sugar coat everything? Life isn't a doughnut.

God has autism. Imodium Woman! A parrot. The most athiestic man in the world.

This is the 21 track debut collection of Burphole. Available wherever albums are streamed and sold. www.burphole.com

Are you tired of having to apologize for your opinions? Well, you better get used to it.

Like being in a strange hotel room when the third eightball arrives.

A regretful twitterer, a dirty pool of thought, and the first meeting between Burphole and the Pundit.

A cosplay porno, asexual ladies, and what else are socks for. Plus Burphole & The Pundit's second meeting.

Stop, dude. You don't know what you're doing. The Cult of Unsolicited Advice. #109 Read along at Burphole.com

A burrito in the tail pipe, a confederate flag machete, and things that are just terrible. Read along at Burphole.com

There are so many levels. This essay is taking it to the next level! The next level down.

Since I'm just chillin/sheltering in place, here is some lost shit I found on my computer. Burn some time with this ridiculous nonsense. Anyway...

Audible essays from your friend. Who likes you.