In the depths of the ocean, a remarkable phenomenon unfolds: the Ab Crab, a species of DJs renowned for their eccentricities. Our brief journey begins amidst the tumultuous currents of industrial metal.

Venturing further, we encounter the shimmering of disco, casting its enchanting glow like bioluminescent plankton in the night. The melody transitions seamlessly into the euphoric realm of happy hardcore, where beats frolic like playful dolphins in the surf.

But the true marvel lies ahead, delving into the depths of donk, where basslines reverberate through the seabed like the heartbeat of the ocean. Captivated by the hypnotic rhythms of jungle and breakcore, echoing through the underwater chasms like the call of the beluga whale.

Finally, the Ab Crabs transform the soundscape into a symphony of silliness, where beats collide in a frenzy of sound. In the realm of Ab Crab, music becomes a stage for nature's own spectacle — a true testament to the wonders of the underwater world.

(\/)!_!(\/) Absolutely Crabulous Promo Mix 0001 (\/)!_!(\/)

*sorry no MERCH available at this time

all of this nonsense is not clever
stop it at once
come out of the sea
it isn't funny being wet
towels aren't cheap in space

(come and see us play: https://hdfst.uk/e127241)

(\/)!_!(\/) Absolutely Crabulous Promo Mix 00002 (\/)!_!(\/)

Simon says get the fuck out of bed, bitch. We also take this unreasonably hard stance against lie-ins!

Pharaohe Monch vs. Marc Rebillet (Simon Says x GET UP/YOUR NEW MORNING ALARM Mashup)

Pharaoh Daddy (Marc Rebillet x Pharaohe Monch)

Heavenly flute-rave bouncetek

Voted #1 track in The Church of England's Blessed Sunday Listens and featured on Pope Leo XIV's Spotify playlist, "Bangers Before Sermons"

Crabvangelist

..::CRUSTACEAN STEWARDS OF THE DANCEFLOOR ECOSYSTEM::..

In the depths of the ocean, a remarkable phenomenon unfolds: the Ab Crab, a species of DJs like no other, renowned for their unique blend of selecting prowess and boundless energy. With their captivating movements, these crustacean maestros navigate the dancefloor with unparalleled grace, seamlessly blending genres from metal to jungle, happy hardcore to donk. No genre is safe from the grasp of their pincers. 

Ab Crab create a sanctuary where all creatures come together in harmony, and wonder for all who dare to dance.

Gigs:
TEMPLE CLOUD, BRISTOL 05/25
BASEMENT 45, BRISTOL 04/25
DISJOINTED: WINTER WOBBLER 01/25
TAKE 5 BRISTOL 11/24
ODDLY:MYRIAD BRISTOL 06/24
FELIXOPHORIA 11/23

Come on, more energy.

Ab Crab

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