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Here's another beefy tune for your ear holes. GMO- Shit! is all about the scary truths of our food. Like us on Facebook for more updates: facebook.com/abertoothlincoln

"I may not know much, but I do know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad." -Lyndon B. Johnson, when asked why he had not replied to a speech by then-Vice President Richard Nixon. Quoted in Merle Miller, Lyndon, An Oral Biography (1980), p. 542
 

GMO-Shit!

"The health care system is really designed to reward you for being unhealthy. If you are a healthy person and work hard to be healthy, there are no benefits." - Mike Huckabee

Medicaretastrophe

Columbine Lotion

Media Glory Hole

Hell yeah! They're gonna put me in a jail cell. 
Hell yeah! They're gonna put me on a t-shirt. 
And the world won't forget what I've done. 

You've mistaken bigotry for bravery. 
You're not a fucking martyr, 
And you don't know what the fuck you're standing for. 

If you're a vessel of God, than that boy head broke. 

Don't call yourself saved. 
Don't call yourself brave. 
Don't call me depraved. 

Hell yeah! They're gonna turn me into a meme. 
I'll be a social media queen. 

Heard stories like this since the Fables of Faubus 
And since the 1950's, all that it's taught us 
There's nothing louder than hate on a high-horse. 

Raise your hands to the sky. 
Everyone watch as you cry. 
You cry for yourself. 
Tell me what was it supposed to help? 
To further keep us from equal, 
Your refusal was just a shitty stopper 
We kicked out from under the door you kept open for Christ. 
If it didn't slam in your face, than this queer didn't do their job right. 
I know I did mine. 

It's not your choice, 
It's my right. 
It's not your choice, 
It's mine.

Queer and Loathing in Rowan County

Friday night, they came around
Torch in hand, hate in their mouths
New year of daily storms

They demand we open our doors
They won’t be silenced no more
New year of daily storms

They marched to a loser’s statue
A terrorist on a dead, beaten horse
New year of daily storms
Government backed daily storms

And the heartbreaking truth of it showed
The ugliness we all knew grew proud and bold
They recruit young men who think the one American experience they missed was struggle

Throwing around terms like “ethnic cleansing”
And American history…
Expel the clowns that have Hitler grinning
And our grandparents rolling in graves
You can’t lock the doors to the land of the free and still call it the home of the brave

This is the world that you've inspired
Crosses of fire
And walls on every side
Go ahead and put a roof on that shit and suffocate inside
Choke on the ashes of white pride

Are you ready for some football?
Pardoning white supremacists
If you take a knee, you’re a son of a bitch
According to the 45th president

What’s supreme about you? 
What did you do?
You joined the fight for convenience 
What a noble cause
And the way the sold you was genius
But beneath it all
Can you say that you really believe it was anyone else’s fault
You grew up to be an average white boy

This is the world that you've inspired
Crosses of fire
And walls on every side
Go ahead and put a roof on that shit and suffocate inside
Choke on the ashes of white pride

Statues aren’t the way you learn
There’s knowledge in those books you burn

Stare into the sun
Burn your eyes
Stare into the sun
Until you’re fucking blind
Stare into the sun
Please just die

If you think the worst is over…

Don’t forget what happened in Flint
Or the kid with a toy in Cleveland
New year of daily storms
Government backed daily storms

The guy who sold some cheap cigarettes
Or a Syrian boy on a beach of neglect
New year of daily storms
Government backed daily storms

Average White Boy

Abertooth Lincoln was birthed from Chernabog's very womb and unleashed upon Daytons streets like children with clubbed limbs and lazer tongs, ravaging through meat fields with wreckless depravity. Apocalypse alone will squelch their distasteful conquests.