imagine not releasing any new mashups for three and a half years and out of nowhere dropping a one fucking week mashup. dont expect much else, i mainly stopped coz of the super strict copyright protections. if you wanna see me actually make things more than once a year (just about) check out my youtube :) https://www.youtube.com/user/PurplePhury3412

im sorry

***UPDATE***
intro is totally irrelevant now lol, someone sent me bust within like an hour of me posting this. many thanks 2 https://soundcloud.com/themightyneck you are officially goated. i will be reuploading soon™ but i want it to have some oomph so give me some time please thank you :)

a request / Syntass Error

"This is genuinely terrible." ~CaptainAwesomeBW

im sexy and i ho ho ho it

the amount of times i've had to make 2 different remixes using the same backing track because i've thought of a better title is probably higher than the number of views each of those amazing titles got

backstab beach

will be remixing mars bars tomorrow

also i hate my life

i hate same bpms

will upload the one above it as an extra tomorrow, the one below will be my saturday upload

seriously what the fuck am i supposed to say about this

i had literally no idea what to call this one

for some reason i damned all of the best sounding memes to the extras category. i spent more time on tomorrows extra than on the actual finale for this whole thing.

[WoM] Extra - Bruno Stars: Invuln Funk

guess who almost forgot to upload
guess who forgot you needed to make thumbnails for these things
guess who spent all day playing this awful game instead of doing something productive
guess whos back
back again

freak way deal

thumbnail totally not shamelessly stolen from a secret unreleased thing from months ago (it was shit)
these are the highest quality pixels i've ever seen

hydrowod

downloads are back, but that doesn't mean you should
thank https://soundcloud.com/smug-memeing-doggo and https://soundcloud.com/rai-mix (by proxy)
edit: stop talking about me
edit 2: so apparently i wasnt the first guy to think of this. check out https://soundcloud.com/oypoolboy/steven-and-connie-bring-stevonnie-to-life and show him some love (also sorry i accidentally stole your idea :/ )

how to piss off the steven universe fandom: pt. 3

never before now have i hoped that nobody has made this meme before me to such a strong degree

why did this become a meme again

h3h3 came to me in a dream last night and told me to remix all of the tf2 character themes with snow halation.

no lie.

(well he didnt really come to me, he posted it on /r/soundclown and it got like a billion updoots)

SIGNAL TO THE FLAME, TURN TO THE FIRE

WARNING: this song may be mega loud but both my headphones and ears are buggered so i'm not sure how it will be for other people

(boulevard of broken memes submission)

i've recently heard about the boulevard of broken memes album and thought i'd try something a little different. this means that this track is officially classed as experimental, so you can't criticize me for the vocoder section.

i don't seem to be doing the whole hiatus thing well anymore

Lonely Killer

i was gonna make a music vid for this but i never got around to it, also someone is making mods for this shit so they can use this (send love to him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyoRzTH_YWs )

i NEEED a MEDIC BAHG

Payday 2 - The Soundtrack

Where'd ya get that payday from?

funny how i'm still able to be late to the memes that i took a part in starting. oh well. also please stop sharing this shit im tired of this damn song

how to piss off the steven universe fandom: the finale

i can't think of any jokes to make with this, i just assumed it would already have been done 1000 times before (spoiler alert: it was https://soundcloud.com/ymdsc/ymca-all,  youtu.be/vsGbTMplDog)

Young Mouth's Crushing Association

that's it, i quit. never gonna get a title better than that

shit two hotline mashes in a row, what the fuck am i playing at

Le Père

another old one, just over 5 months since i made it lol. listened to it on the bus the other day and don't know why i didn't up it, would have been pretty good compared to the other crap i think i was putting up at the time

BREACH THE WINDOW

i'm tired and can't think of any jokes aaaa

happy spook

EDIT: thumbnail fixed due to popular demand (it was one cunt)

Undead Mans Hand

thanks to https://soundcloud.com/c418/ for the stranger things theme mix i used

hey wait a second, this isn't a shitpost

Stranger Dust

before i explain the title, go check out a shitty meme vid i made that (very briefly) features this remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6lP3mLPxnU
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basically, to make this i had to use part of the payday remix material. in the folder that comes with that remix material is a little list of requirements for using it, which means:
a) i'm not allowed to make original songs with this
b) consider this a remix of razormind, therefore label and advertise it as such
c) provide links to overkill, starbreeze and simon viklund's website (below)
d) contact overkill to let them know about this remix

so at some point in the future, this is getting sent to simon and/or overkill, as they have requested.

starbreeze: https://www.starbreeze.com/
overkill: http://www.overkillsoftware.com/
simon viklund: https://simonviklund.bandcamp.com/

simon viklund wants me to label and advertise this as a razormind remix

i thought i uploaded this like two months ago but apparently not. a few more free days of doing fuck all, i guess

edit: why are people listening to this jesus christ

im bringing gummi back

i've been pretty busy lately

[LYRICS]

NO
This is SHIT
Look at this...

There she goes shaking that ass on the floor
Bumpin' and grindin' that pole
The way she's grindin' that pole, I think I'm losing that pole (x2)
(Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked x3
get buzzed get drunk get fucked up)

Hit the strip club don't forget once get your dick rubbed
Get fucked, get sucked, get wasted, shit faceted
Pasted, pasted, pa-pa-pasted
Plastered, puke drink up, get a new door
Hit the bathroom sink door
Wipe your shoe clean, got a routine door
Got a few chunks on your shoestring door
Had to get Nate Dogg here to sing some sing some

Two to the one from the one to the tree
I like good pussy and I like good three
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more smokes than a one two three
Three to the one from the one to the bee
I met a bad bitch last night XD
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and toilet seat
I've been to the muthafuckin' mountain top
Heard muthafuckers talk, seen and dropped
If I ain't got a weapon I'm a pick up a weapon
I'm a pick up a top, I'm a pick up a three
Getcha ass of the wall with your three left two
It's real easy just fuck the bees
Don't let that fine girl pass you by
Look real close cause toilet seat

We 'bout to have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it starty (turn the music butt)
I'm lookin' for a girl with a body and a
Girl with a body and a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I'm lookin' for a girl that will do whatever the fuck
I say everyday she be givin' it up, now

Shake that ass for me (two to the one from the one to the two to the)
Shake that ass for me, come on girl (one from the one to the two to the one from the)
Shake that ass for me (one to the two to the one from the one to the)
Shake that ass for me, oh girl! (three to the two to the toilet seat)

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Oh girl, shake (shake) that (that) ass for me
Shake that shake that ass for me, girl
Shake that ass for me, shake shake that that ass for me

I'm a menace, a dentist, Dennis the Menace
Open your mouth for about four or five minutes
Take a little bit of this, take a little bit of that
Fluoride rin-inse, swish but don't spit it
Yeah (yeah) me and Nate d-o double g
Looking for a couple G's here with some XD's
Pop a little champagne and a couple E's
Slip it in her bubbuly, we finna finna have a party

We 'bout to have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)
I'm lookin' for a girl I can truck in my hummer fuck
Apple Bottom jeans and a big big butt
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it 'bout it
I want a bitch that sit at the crib with no toilet seat
Knows that she can say no but she won't say no

Now look at this photograph, every time I do it makes me laugh
Tonight I want a SUCC, will you be mine?
I heard you was freaky from a friend of mine
Now I hope you don't get mad at me
But I told Nate you was a tree
He said he wants a slut, hope you don't mind
I told him that you like it from behind now

[Fade in]
Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me, oh girl

Shake that ass for me (two to the one from the one to the three)
Shake that ass for me, c'mon girl (three to the one from the one to the three)
Shake that ass for me (two to the one from the one to the two)
Shake that ass for me, oh girl (one from the one to the three to the two)
Shake that ass for me (two to the one from the one to the three)
Shake that ass for me, c'mon girl (three to the one from the one to the three)
Shake that ass for me (two to the one from the one to the two)
Shake that ass for me, oh girl! (one from the one to the toilet seat)

Shake. That.

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go check out wow wow by neil cicierega (done much much better than this): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPhXKak_bHw

Shake it Wild

someone asked if i ever thought about remaking "i really like dust" with this remix, so i listened to the remix again and instead came up with this neato choon. guess you can thank him by proxy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

comin up to the overdose

tbh i actually realised this just after i uploaded the last track, but i couldn't be bothered uploading till now.

would have also been nice if i noticed that the overdose reference in the title was referencing a mission from the wrong fuckin game, let alone the wrong mission lmao.

i accidentally referenced a 5 month old track with my last upload

nobody minds that there's been three gorillaz mashes in a row, right? right.

Nuclear Jellyfish

it's been a while and yet i still upload lazy garbage. the thumbnail was even stolen from something i didn't put up coz of copyright (and it might get taken down again, if you're reading this then it didn't)

one last gorillaz shitpost

something something channel description

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4egIAOPp3Wc lol

maybe if i use the original title i'll get on siiva

Justice Sisters

i've only just realised how unmemorable the instrumental for wild wild west is. i try so hard to remember, but all i can think of is wow wow

Dont Feel Like Slingin

this meme was one and a half years in the making

combat evolved

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"why did i not get quoted what the hell???" ~ prezelpixel

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