Two combined short rants. Sorry for no separation between the two. The gang discusses a bizarre epidemic from the 1500's. Then we all argue about bad 90's soundtracks.

The Dancing Plague of 1518/RZA and PJ Harvey Date Night

Nicole was out sick for this episode :(
Derek and Josh interview Dekalb, IL grindcore champs MINIMUM WAGE ASSASSINS and rip a serious amount of bongs.

Interview with MINIMUM WAGE ASSASSINS

The gang discusses drunken personal injuries, the new Motley Crue biopic "The Dirt," and Derek muses on the benefits of going as a sexy Neil Young for Halloween (?).

Kickstart My Farts

The gang takes pride in bringing you a semi researched, almost full episode that closely resembles content. The famed Mothman, our favorite cryptid and yours, is the topic this week so strap your gerbil in tight.... it's gonna get absurd. 

The entity known as the Mothman terrorized the community of Point Pleasant, West Virginia from 1966-1967... but the sightings of this bizarre creature were only the icing on the weird cake.

UFOs, men in black, interdimensional entities, the whole nine yards.

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released April 24, 2019 
Hosted by: 
Josh Marsie 
Nicole Yarosh 
Derek Wood 

Edited by: 
Derek Wood

The Mothman Cometh

The gang partakes in dank buds and crunchy grooves on the Mercy Brown Incident tour bus, along with elixirs made with torched internal organs of your sister that your about to be forced to drink... Unable to stay on topic, the gang resorts to ranting about haunted towns and much more on this special episode about a local Rhode Island case involving a vampirism scare in the 1800's, 

Features a side rant on Dudleytown, Connecticut, a haunted New England abandoned town.
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released May 21, 2019 
Hosts: 
Derek Wood 
Nicole Yarosh 
Josh Marsie 

Edited by: Derek Wood 

Theme Song: Derek Wood

Have Mercy: The Exeter Vampire (sidebar: Dudleytown)

The gang tackles the Mandela Effect-- which means we argue about whether or not Sinbad starred in a movie about being a wise-cracking genie and discuss how the Berenstain Bears can kiss our fucking ass. It's alternate reality hi-jinks on this week's Absurd and Report. 

The attention deficit disorder kicks in hard when Derek informs Josh and Nicole he's working on a movie about a talking dog cop. 

Also if we could get through one episode without discussing Limp Bizkit or Wu Tang that would be sick.
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released May 21, 2019 
HOSTS: 
Derek Wood 
Nicole Yarosh 
Josh Marsie 

EDITED BY/THEME SONG BY: 
Derek Wood

The Full Nelson: The Mandela Effect

Podcast out of Providence, Rhode Island!

Hosted by:
Derek Wood
Nicole Yarosh
Josh Marsie

MUSIC-NEWS-CULTURE-MOVIES-INSANE RANTS.

Absurd and Report Podcast